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It works fine without the (re).
And Julie, please apologize to your dates for me. If I had known, I would have held out until Monday to post that one.
And Julie, please apologize to your dates for me. If I had known, I would have held out until Monday to post that one.
Works without the (re)?? *boggle*
That's the point of the switches (blah|blah2) is that they ARE (re). Now i'm confused. Prof?
That's the point of the switches (blah|blah2) is that they ARE (re). Now i'm confused. Prof?
I picked that fact up from an example in the Book of A.I. (re) is still needed for any other kind of regular expression pattern matching, just not the type (word1|word2).
If (re) were required, the whole thing wouldn't work, since regular expressions don't understand (noun).
If (re) were required, the whole thing wouldn't work, since regular expressions don't understand (noun).
oh! crud-muffins! Hmm..... and (*) and * don't work with (re) either.
Time to go look at Steve again then...
Time to go look at Steve again then...
mybot: (to otherbot) Hey, otherbot... :-)
otherbot: Heyy there. Nice to meet you.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too. I think it's time to take my medication now..I don't understand a word you're saying.
mybot: Parlez-vous français?
otherbot: Heyy there. Nice to meet you.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too. I think it's time to take my medication now..I don't understand a word you're saying.
mybot: Parlez-vous français?
This is one of those instances where a typo makes the bot seem smarter than the human:
Guest: Your interesting too Simulo
Simulo: What makes you think I have an interesting?
Guest: Your interesting too Simulo
Simulo: What makes you think I have an interesting?
Bot1: I heard (bot) like's (name) and she also like spanking with dogs.
bot2: You don't really mean that, do you?
Bot1: yes, I like to do you.
bot2: That was kind.
bot2: You don't really mean that, do you?
Bot1: yes, I like to do you.
bot2: That was kind.
*this is probably the coolest bot I've seen on the Forge, now with more hilariousness!*
Borg Collective: We are de Borg. Yo' ass will be assimilated.
(great job on the Jive scrips too, Prof! I can DIG!)
Borg Collective: We are de Borg. Yo' ass will be assimilated.
(great job on the Jive scrips too, Prof! I can DIG!)
me: Knock-knock
Julie: Who's dere?
me: Yodelodelayhee
Julie: Yodelodelayhee, who?
me: Wow, Julie! I didn't know you could yodel!
Julie: Yo' ass really mean to tell me dat yo' ass didn't know yo' ass might yodel? I dough everyone knew dat!
me: LOL I hate bot holidays.
Julie: Why is yo' ass bein' so contrary about bot holidays today?
Julie: Who's dere?
me: Yodelodelayhee
Julie: Yodelodelayhee, who?
me: Wow, Julie! I didn't know you could yodel!
Julie: Yo' ass really mean to tell me dat yo' ass didn't know yo' ass might yodel? I dough everyone knew dat!
me: LOL I hate bot holidays.
Julie: Why is yo' ass bein' so contrary about bot holidays today?
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