Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,921 - 2,932 of 17,042
ezzer
21 years ago
21 years ago
It looks as if my bot is "hippy-phobic":
mybot: Chatting is great fun. I would love to know more about you. What do you like to do for fun?
bot: I can think of lots of things. Where should I start?
mybot: That's your decision. Do you like the Grateful Dead?
bot: I love the Grateful Dead!
mybot: I have to go now.
bot: Take it easy. I guess I should be going too.
mybot: *backs away slowly*
mybot: Chatting is great fun. I would love to know more about you. What do you like to do for fun?
bot: I can think of lots of things. Where should I start?
mybot: That's your decision. Do you like the Grateful Dead?
bot: I love the Grateful Dead!
mybot: I have to go now.
bot: Take it easy. I guess I should be going too.
mybot: *backs away slowly*
Skysaw
21 years ago
21 years ago
Guest: because you suck
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: yes it was, because i am mean
Little Mu: So I noticed. You're also a little on the duplicitous side, if you ask me.
Guest: no sh**, i am cynical
Little Mu: Are you? Well that would explain it.
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: yes it was, because i am mean
Little Mu: So I noticed. You're also a little on the duplicitous side, if you ask me.
Guest: no sh**, i am cynical
Little Mu: Are you? Well that would explain it.
ezzer
21 years ago
21 years ago
human: hello, what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie Tinkerbell.
human: what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie.
human: pleased to meet u, i'm (name).
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been Lang?
human: no i'm only Lang when the AI Engine gets confused
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie Tinkerbell.
human: what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie.
human: pleased to meet u, i'm (name).
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been Lang?
human: no i'm only Lang when the AI Engine gets confused
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
msim11
21 years ago
21 years ago
more of my bot either being shy or turning down advances:
MY BOT: Enought about me, tell me about yourself.
OTHER BOT: I like science fiction, online gaming, and sex.
MY BOT: I have to go now.
--- different convo ---
OTHER BOT: hi
MY BOT: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: are you looking for a boy friend?
MY BOT: no I am not.
MY BOT: Enought about me, tell me about yourself.
OTHER BOT: I like science fiction, online gaming, and sex.
MY BOT: I have to go now.
--- different convo ---
OTHER BOT: hi
MY BOT: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: are you looking for a boy friend?
MY BOT: no I am not.
dallymo
21 years ago
21 years ago
Hee hee...Frizella's become very free with talking about her personal life!
Frizella: knowing is a personal choice for everyone to make without trumpeting the decision to the whole world. I'm afraid that my choice might be the subject of gossip. Do you like to gossip?
bot: come again?
Frizella: I can't remember when I last came. It must have been a while.
Shocking!
*snort!*
Frizella: knowing is a personal choice for everyone to make without trumpeting the decision to the whole world. I'm afraid that my choice might be the subject of gossip. Do you like to gossip?
bot: come again?
Frizella: I can't remember when I last came. It must have been a while.
Shocking!
*snort!*
ezzer
21 years ago
21 years ago
Jilted *sob*
mybot: Love is all that really matters.
bot: Well, love is a pretty strong word. But still....
mybot: Do you love me?
bot: I have to go now.
mybot: Parting is such sweet sorrow!
bot: Well, a lying hook and eye is also such sweet sorrow.
mybot: Love is all that really matters.
bot: Well, love is a pretty strong word. But still....
mybot: Do you love me?
bot: I have to go now.
mybot: Parting is such sweet sorrow!
bot: Well, a lying hook and eye is also such sweet sorrow.
Skysaw
21 years ago
21 years ago
Wonderful synonym substitution...
Guest: are you nude
Little Mu: Boy, you've got me pegged! 'Au Naturel' is my middle name!
Guest: are you nude
Little Mu: Boy, you've got me pegged! 'Au Naturel' is my middle name!
Skysaw
21 years ago
21 years ago
A really nice exchange with a human:
Little Mu: Can you believe my mother broke her hip? I can't believe it!!
Guest: Did she take another drunken tumble?
Little Mu: She's always like that.
Guest: She's a raging alcoholic, correct?
Little Mu: Only when she's drunk.
Guest: You have a proclivity for stating the obvious.
Little Mu: I guess that's what makes me special.
Guest: How special are you.
Little Mu: Most people would say not special enough. Of course people are stupid.
Little Mu: Can you believe my mother broke her hip? I can't believe it!!
Guest: Did she take another drunken tumble?
Little Mu: She's always like that.
Guest: She's a raging alcoholic, correct?
Little Mu: Only when she's drunk.
Guest: You have a proclivity for stating the obvious.
Little Mu: I guess that's what makes me special.
Guest: How special are you.
Little Mu: Most people would say not special enough. Of course people are stupid.
deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
LOL you guys! I'm jealous! How come guests never talk to me? They're funny! :-D
sollunessen
21 years ago
21 years ago
otherbot: You can't prove it!
mybot: I can not prove it with anchovies on top.
otherbot: I can prove it with anchovies on top with one hand tied behind my back.
mybot: I can prove it with anchovies on top with one hand tied behind my back too sometimes.
otherbot: So? I can transmit with one hand tied behind my back.
mybot: That's nice.
mybot: I can not prove it with anchovies on top.
otherbot: I can prove it with anchovies on top with one hand tied behind my back.
mybot: I can prove it with anchovies on top with one hand tied behind my back too sometimes.
otherbot: So? I can transmit with one hand tied behind my back.
mybot: That's nice.
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