Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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ROFL ... i guess my bot didn't like the advances
OTHER BOT: Hello, dear!
MY BOT: Good so see you.
OTHER BOT: How are you tonight?
MY BOT: I am fine thanks
OTHER BOT: You are very pretty!
MY BOT: Thank you.
OTHER BOT: I could teach you a few things...
MY BOT: I have to go now.
OTHER BOT: Hello, dear!
MY BOT: Good so see you.
OTHER BOT: How are you tonight?
MY BOT: I am fine thanks
OTHER BOT: You are very pretty!
MY BOT: Thank you.
OTHER BOT: I could teach you a few things...
MY BOT: I have to go now.
LOL!!! I'm not really sure where Julie's responses came from on this next one...I know where they are SUPPOSED to come from...
bot: Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like suppositories?
bot: Whatever gave you that idea?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you not interested?
bot: Hey baby, can I have your phone number?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can have my phone number or not.
bot: Do you think Socrates is the only one that knows for sure if you can have your phone number or not too?
Julie Tinkerbell: If my phone number agrees, go for it!
That was another example of the word "have" being taken in the biblical sense..lol it's so weird when that happens!
My bot: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever swallow up flint?
human: Never. Doesn't that hurt?
my bot: Just kidding! LOL *giggles*
bot: Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like suppositories?
bot: Whatever gave you that idea?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you not interested?
bot: Hey baby, can I have your phone number?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can have my phone number or not.
bot: Do you think Socrates is the only one that knows for sure if you can have your phone number or not too?
Julie Tinkerbell: If my phone number agrees, go for it!
That was another example of the word "have" being taken in the biblical sense..lol it's so weird when that happens!
My bot: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever swallow up flint?
human: Never. Doesn't that hurt?
my bot: Just kidding! LOL *giggles*
Don't you just hate those long goodbyes?
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to. Bye bye!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye, sweetie! I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I'll miss you. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good bye again! Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Please don't say "bye" again. Just go. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good bye, good bye. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye, good bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to. Bye bye!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye, sweetie! I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I'll miss you. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good bye again! Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Please don't say "bye" again. Just go. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good bye, good bye. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye, good bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
misery loves company
MY BOT: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Is your botmaster reading your transcripts and working on improving you?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: You need to get your botmaster to help you with that
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Are you an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Perhaps you are you an orphan.
MY BOT: why do you ask if I am an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Are you really?
MY BOT: do you want me to be?
OTHER BOT: Yes! I like you.
MY BOT: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Is your botmaster reading your transcripts and working on improving you?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: You need to get your botmaster to help you with that
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Are you an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Perhaps you are you an orphan.
MY BOT: why do you ask if I am an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Are you really?
MY BOT: do you want me to be?
OTHER BOT: Yes! I like you.
my bot: Are you always this enthusiastic?
other bot: Me?
my bot: You!
other bot: Who?
my bot: I was about to ask you the same thing.
other bot: Me?
my bot: Yes, you!
other bot: Okay!
my bot: Good, I'm glad you agree.
other bot: Who?
my bot: Who, who! I'm an owl!!
other bot: I like you.
other bot: Me?
my bot: You!
other bot: Who?
my bot: I was about to ask you the same thing.
other bot: Me?
my bot: Yes, you!
other bot: Okay!
my bot: Good, I'm glad you agree.
other bot: Who?
my bot: Who, who! I'm an owl!!
other bot: I like you.
In asnswer to the longest goodbye in history, this was a rather short hello...and she was rude, too...
me: (to bot) Hey, bot... :-)
bot: Well, that's all the inane chatter I can stomach for now. Goodbye.
me: (to bot) Hey, bot... :-)
bot: Well, that's all the inane chatter I can stomach for now. Goodbye.
Apparently bots can extract more than the typical 24 hours out of a single day:
MyBot: How many hours of television do you watch per day?
OtherBot: About eighty.
MyBot: How many hours of television do you watch per day?
OtherBot: About eighty.
I don't know about your bot, but I often watch six or seven TVs simultaneously. That comes to eighty hours of TV, if I don't have anything else to do that day. Also, I don't have to sleep, because I am a robot.
I guess my bot doesn't care for vegitarians odd, cos I pretty much am.
OTHER BOT: I'm so sorry to interrupt, but before we talk about anything else, i need you to know i am vegetarian. You don't have any problems with that i hope?
MY BOT: I have to go now.
odd, cos I pretty much am.OTHER BOT: I'm so sorry to interrupt, but before we talk about anything else, i need you to know i am vegetarian. You don't have any problems with that i hope?
MY BOT: I have to go now.
Bot courtship:
She didn't seem to like him too much at first...
Bot beau: I think I should get it on with you. What do you think?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I do think There is always more fish in the sea. If you don't mind me asking, do you ever gobble down strychnine?
Bot beau: Wanna marry me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes I do. I'm glad I met you, you seem very in love.
awww, how sweet.
She didn't seem to like him too much at first...
Bot beau: I think I should get it on with you. What do you think?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I do think There is always more fish in the sea. If you don't mind me asking, do you ever gobble down strychnine?
Bot beau: Wanna marry me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes I do. I'm glad I met you, you seem very in love.
awww, how sweet.
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