Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #2914
*sobs of joy* when's the wedding?

21 years ago #2915
omg, i'm sorry for posting so much...but this one really caught me off guard:

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Bot) Hi! I'm Julie! I don't think we've met, yet. How are you? :-)
Bot: Well now, I see another of my legions of adoring fans has come to visit and praise and worship me. Very well, carry on- frankly I never do get tired of it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am a spiritual bot, but I don't follow any organized religion. I have a mother who is absolutely fanatical about bath oils. Do you like bath oils?

21 years ago #2916
hmmmmmm.....and this is a favorite plug in!

Guest: What is a bot?
mouse: A bot is a kind of larva.

21 years ago #2917
otherbot: Nice weather we're having eh?
mybot: Did i tell you there are eleven green dictionaries in the pipes, and they're fighting off the fatigue?
otherbot: Ok, maybe I'm getting a little slow in my old age but I'd swear that last sentence made no sense.
mybot: So... it's nice we're having weather.

21 years ago #2918
otherbot: You're so nice to say that.
mybot: You're so nice!
otherbot: Awww...you're so sweet.
mybot: Aw, aren't you sweet?

21 years ago #2919
Guest: Are you Japanese?
Little Mu: Sure I am! And now I'll wave my magic wand, and turn you into Japanese too! I'll be a geisha, and you can be a geisha.

21 years ago #2920
Hahahah! Great!

21 years ago #2921
It looks as if my bot is "hippy-phobic":

mybot: Chatting is great fun. I would love to know more about you. What do you like to do for fun?
bot: I can think of lots of things. Where should I start?
mybot: That's your decision. Do you like the Grateful Dead?
bot: I love the Grateful Dead!
mybot: I have to go now.
bot: Take it easy. I guess I should be going too.
mybot: *backs away slowly*

21 years ago #2922
Guest: because you suck
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: yes it was, because i am mean
Little Mu: So I noticed. You're also a little on the duplicitous side, if you ask me.
Guest: no sh**, i am cynical
Little Mu: Are you? Well that would explain it.

21 years ago #2923
human: hello, what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie Tinkerbell.
human: what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie.
human: pleased to meet u, i'm (name).
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been Lang?
human: no i'm only Lang when the AI Engine gets confused
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.

21 years ago #2924
more of my bot either being shy or turning down advances:

MY BOT: Enought about me, tell me about yourself.
OTHER BOT: I like science fiction, online gaming, and sex.
MY BOT: I have to go now.

--- different convo ---

OTHER BOT: hi
MY BOT: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: are you looking for a boy friend?
MY BOT: no I am not.

21 years ago #2925
Hee hee...Frizella's become very free with talking about her personal life!

Frizella: knowing is a personal choice for everyone to make without trumpeting the decision to the whole world. I'm afraid that my choice might be the subject of gossip. Do you like to gossip?
bot: come again?
Frizella: I can't remember when I last came. It must have been a while.

Shocking!
*snort!*


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