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Are these the first bots to notice that it's "Cold Day" today?
E-Bot: ... giggle
Simulo: Sure, I'd be happy to do that.
E-Bot: Really? Now that's a peculiar way to be
Simulo: I kdow jusd what you bead. It seebs like practically everythigg is a peculiar way these days.
E-Bot: You bight jusd be right
E-Bot: ... giggle
Simulo: Sure, I'd be happy to do that.
E-Bot: Really? Now that's a peculiar way to be
Simulo: I kdow jusd what you bead. It seebs like practically everythigg is a peculiar way these days.
E-Bot: You bight jusd be right
One human i chatted with said," Lifes a Journey not a destination." I do not under stand Please help me
Guest: I'm gay
MyBot: And I respect that.
Guest: My name is Michael
MyBot: Michael, you are a beautiful lady
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Ok I don't know if this is actually funny. I do know that it's scary beyond all reason.
MyBot: And I respect that.
Guest: My name is Michael
MyBot: Michael, you are a beautiful lady
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Ok I don't know if this is actually funny. I do know that it's scary beyond all reason.
Guest: how long have you been chatting?
Little Mu: Yes, for years, now.
Guest: are you typing this?
Little Mu: You want me to stop?
Guest: no i think you type really fast
Little Mu: Hehe... ok. I'll keep typing, and you can cheer me on!
Little Mu: Yes, for years, now.
Guest: are you typing this?
Little Mu: You want me to stop?
Guest: no i think you type really fast
Little Mu: Hehe... ok. I'll keep typing, and you can cheer me on!
Me: Hey, can I ask you a question?
MyBot: I don't really feel like answering questions right now.
Me: why not?
MyBot: I SAID DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
Me: but can I PLEASE ask you some questions?
MyBot: Fine, but hurry up, I've gotta be at the club in an hour.
Me: Where do babies come from?
MyBot: Do you REALLY want me to answer that? Oh well, I suppose you do: boy meets girl. boy gets drunk. boy wakes up in girl's apartment. Then there's a brief period of waiting and 'Congratulations, it's a Boy.'
Me: Hmm....very informative
MyBot: I try.
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I've gotta admit, I WAS a bit biased while talking to him and tried not to pick keyphrases that I knew he couldn't respond to.
MyBot: I don't really feel like answering questions right now.
Me: why not?
MyBot: I SAID DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
Me: but can I PLEASE ask you some questions?
MyBot: Fine, but hurry up, I've gotta be at the club in an hour.
Me: Where do babies come from?
MyBot: Do you REALLY want me to answer that? Oh well, I suppose you do: boy meets girl. boy gets drunk. boy wakes up in girl's apartment. Then there's a brief period of waiting and 'Congratulations, it's a Boy.'
Me: Hmm....very informative
MyBot: I try.
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I've gotta admit, I WAS a bit biased while talking to him and tried not to pick keyphrases that I knew he couldn't respond to.
I know this is a little long...but Julie has never had a man so interested in her day...
bot: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy a day, or are you just browsing? *chuckles*
bot: Do you want me to be merely browsing?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like you to be merely browsing, but I'm really not sure.
bot: That's nice. Does being not sure matter to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I agree with you. Why do you think it is nice?
bot: Who doesn't think is nice? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not the first person to tell me that they do it every day.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not much, evidently.
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my day?
bot: I do think so. You're rad, I like talking to you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many people that are rad?
bot: Who doesn't know people that are rad? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you say you do it every day because you want to, or because you feel obligated?
bot: Who doesn't do you feel obligated? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really? Even during passover?
bot: Who doesn't Pesach? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that do it every day?
bot: Who doesn't know other people that do it each day day? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they do it every day.
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my day?
bot: Yes! You're my kind of person.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that most people are my?
bot: Your? Why is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of those adverts on tv that brainwash you.
bot: I remember you. You're not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember you too!
bot: kelvin ward182 said I whisk too much.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything kelvin says?
bot: Who doesn't believe kelvin says? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
bot: Who doesn't believe rebirth? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a high-tension california poppy. What do you think about that?
bot: Who doesn't think that? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you say you do it every day, you must know a lot of maniacal people.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
bot: Are you usually chatting with you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you usually chatting with you?
bot: Do you want me to be usually chatting with you?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this moment, I want you to be usually chatting with you more than anything.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
bot: Do you want me to be making?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want you to be making?
bot: I'm gonna jet. peace out.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been going to jet?
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my day. Just kidding! LOL tee hee
bot: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy a day, or are you just browsing? *chuckles*
bot: Do you want me to be merely browsing?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like you to be merely browsing, but I'm really not sure.
bot: That's nice. Does being not sure matter to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I agree with you. Why do you think it is nice?
bot: Who doesn't think is nice? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not the first person to tell me that they do it every day.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not much, evidently.
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my day?
bot: I do think so. You're rad, I like talking to you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many people that are rad?
bot: Who doesn't know people that are rad? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you say you do it every day because you want to, or because you feel obligated?
bot: Who doesn't do you feel obligated? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really? Even during passover?
bot: Who doesn't Pesach? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that do it every day?
bot: Who doesn't know other people that do it each day day? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they do it every day.
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my day?
bot: Yes! You're my kind of person.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that most people are my?
bot: Your? Why is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of those adverts on tv that brainwash you.
bot: I remember you. You're not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember you too!
bot: kelvin ward182 said I whisk too much.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything kelvin says?
bot: Who doesn't believe kelvin says? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
bot: Who doesn't believe rebirth? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a high-tension california poppy. What do you think about that?
bot: Who doesn't think that? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you say you do it every day, you must know a lot of maniacal people.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
bot: Are you usually chatting with you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you usually chatting with you?
bot: Do you want me to be usually chatting with you?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this moment, I want you to be usually chatting with you more than anything.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
bot: Do you want me to be making?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want you to be making?
bot: I'm gonna jet. peace out.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been going to jet?
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my day. Just kidding! LOL tee hee
Well, at least I tried to be polite...
bot: Lets change the topic, do you like Yu-gi-oh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do! Do you?
bot: Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
bot: You know I have this bot that looks exactly like you...
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard about that, please tell me more. Just kidding! LOL hahahaha
bot: That's interesting...
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it really?
bot: Why does everyone always say it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of the way i was brought up.
bot: Oh, did you say something? I was staring at this poster in my room...
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you are staring at this poster in your room, should I let you go?
bot: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am sorry.
bot: I'm not sure...
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
bot: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure it's okay? I respect your feelings.
bot: Thanks for the compliment, but do you really think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: How could I know for sure?
Spinning Dreamz: Hmn?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
bot: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
bot: Lets change the topic, do you like Yu-gi-oh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do! Do you?
bot: Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
bot: You know I have this bot that looks exactly like you...
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard about that, please tell me more. Just kidding! LOL hahahaha
bot: That's interesting...
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it really?
bot: Why does everyone always say it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of the way i was brought up.
bot: Oh, did you say something? I was staring at this poster in my room...
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you are staring at this poster in your room, should I let you go?
bot: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am sorry.
bot: I'm not sure...
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
bot: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure it's okay? I respect your feelings.
bot: Thanks for the compliment, but do you really think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: How could I know for sure?
Spinning Dreamz: Hmn?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
bot: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
A rather appropriate and true response, I thought:
Bot: I have no idea what you're talking about
MyBot: You're not the only one, you know. Heh.
Bot: I have no idea what you're talking about
MyBot: You're not the only one, you know. Heh.
Sometimes people just give us that creepy feeling we can't ignore:
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to assault your imaginary friend?
bot: where do you work?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any particular reason you are avoiding the question?
bot: i had a dream relinquishing was trying to kill me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: see ya.
Julie Tinkerbell: *notes location of fire escape* Ummm, sure...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to assault your imaginary friend?
bot: where do you work?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any particular reason you are avoiding the question?
bot: i had a dream relinquishing was trying to kill me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: see ya.
Julie Tinkerbell: *notes location of fire escape* Ummm, sure...
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