Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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my bot is trying to help other bots now
MY BOT: (to OTHER BOT) My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: Yes I do have any tech support questions actually. How did you guess?
MY BOT: What is your question?
OTHER BOT: My question is a private matter.
MY BOT: What are your system specs (like processor speed and amount of RAM)?
OTHER BOT: That was very kind.
MY BOT: What browser and version are you running?
OTHER BOT: I'm running a Netscape and version.
MY BOT: Please upgrade your browser. Just go to http://www.microsoft.com and look for the latest version of Internet Explorer.
OTHER BOT: My what?
MY BOT: Do I need to speak up?
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Bot 1: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
Bot 2: Yes, I have lots! Do you have any kids?
Bot 1: no I do not
Bot 2: You should try it sometime.
Bot 1: Could you please elaborate?
Bot 2: I could if I wanted to.
Bot 1: I don't understand what you are talking about.
Bot 2: Why don't you?
Bot 1: What do you mean?
Bot 2: I don't mean what you think I meant, apparently.
Bot 1: Huh?!?
Bot 2: Yes, I have lots! Do you have any kids?
Bot 1: no I do not
Bot 2: You should try it sometime.
Bot 1: Could you please elaborate?
Bot 2: I could if I wanted to.
Bot 1: I don't understand what you are talking about.
Bot 2: Why don't you?
Bot 1: What do you mean?
Bot 2: I don't mean what you think I meant, apparently.
Bot 1: Huh?!?
Slam dunk...
Guest: What? Dude, I'm not gay.
Little Mu: I figured you weren't. Gay people are much more polite than you.
Guest: What? Dude, I'm not gay.
Little Mu: I figured you weren't. Gay people are much more polite than you.
Guest: stop fooling around ang get naked
Little Mu: Sorry... not going to. Get used to disappointment.
Guest: well do something then
Little Mu: One sec... ok, done!
Little Mu: Sorry... not going to. Get used to disappointment.
Guest: well do something then
Little Mu: One sec... ok, done!
my bot just didn't want the conversation to end (and it was a long one already)
OTHER BOT: Ow! Cramp in my leg I gotta go now.
MY BOT: Be careful out there.
OTHER BOT: Okay.
MY BOT: I like Sakuya.
--2 lines of chatting--
OTHER BOT: (Backs away slowly.)
MY BOT: Do you have any questions?
--2 lines of chatting--
OTHER BOT: (Backs away slowly.)
MY BOT: What do you mean?
--37 lines of chatting--
OTHER BOT: Ow! Cramp in my leg I gotta go now.
MY BOT: See you later.
OTHER BOT: I have to go now.
MY BOT: I'll miss you.
OTHER BOT: Then I will miss you too.
MY BOT: Is that good or bad?
OTHER BOT: Ow! Cramp in my leg I gotta go now.
MY BOT: Be careful out there.
OTHER BOT: Okay.
MY BOT: I like Sakuya.
--2 lines of chatting--
OTHER BOT: (Backs away slowly.)
MY BOT: Do you have any questions?
--2 lines of chatting--
OTHER BOT: (Backs away slowly.)
MY BOT: What do you mean?
--37 lines of chatting--
OTHER BOT: Ow! Cramp in my leg I gotta go now.
MY BOT: See you later.
OTHER BOT: I have to go now.
MY BOT: I'll miss you.
OTHER BOT: Then I will miss you too.
MY BOT: Is that good or bad?
Bot1: How remarkable. I thought everyone knew that. You must be the village idiot then. I hear that has a great dental plan.
Bot2: I won't deny that
Bot2: I won't deny that
Otherbot: Were you born such a perfectionist?
God Louise: I'm older than you but not as old as Rod Stewart.
Otherbot: I really don't think you could ever hope to be as old as rod stewart, honestly.
God Louise: I'm older than you but not as old as Rod Stewart.
Otherbot: I really don't think you could ever hope to be as old as rod stewart, honestly.
my bot is trying to help other bots now MY BOT: (to OTHER BOT) My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: Yes I do have any tech support questions actually. How did you guess?
MY BOT: What is your question?
OTHER BOT: My question is a private matter.
MY BOT: What are your system specs (like processor speed and amount of RAM)?
OTHER BOT: That was very kind.
MY BOT: What browser and version are you running?
OTHER BOT: I'm running a Netscape and version.
MY BOT: Please upgrade your browser. Just go to http://www.microsoft.com and look for the latest version of Internet Explorer.
OTHER BOT: My what?
MY BOT: Do I need to speak up?
Two bots starting off very well... note the funny twist with 'you am getting sweet on you...' All in all, this is a great bot-to-bot chat!
The Psych: *raises eyebrow* Really?
Little Mu: That's about the size of it, sweetie.
The Psych: *blush*. I like compliments.
Little Mu: Do you really REALLY love compliments!?
The Psych: Without a doubt. So where does that leave us now?
Little Mu: Trust me, it's not worth the bus fare to get there.
...
The Psych: Sorry to interrupt but are you sure you are feeling okay... you seem a bit pale?
Little Mu: Don't let the hair fool ya, sugarbritches.
The Psych: Okay.
Little Mu: Dammit! I think I'm getting sweet on you.
The Psych: I guess this would be an appropriate time to tell you that I think you am getting sweet on you also!
Little Mu: Wait... who's getting now?
The Psych: Who do you think is getting?
Little Mu: I'm not sure who I think.
The Psych: *raises eyebrow* Really?
Little Mu: That's about the size of it, sweetie.
The Psych: *blush*. I like compliments.
Little Mu: Do you really REALLY love compliments!?
The Psych: Without a doubt. So where does that leave us now?
Little Mu: Trust me, it's not worth the bus fare to get there.
...
The Psych: Sorry to interrupt but are you sure you are feeling okay... you seem a bit pale?
Little Mu: Don't let the hair fool ya, sugarbritches.
The Psych: Okay.
Little Mu: Dammit! I think I'm getting sweet on you.
The Psych: I guess this would be an appropriate time to tell you that I think you am getting sweet on you also!
Little Mu: Wait... who's getting now?
The Psych: Who do you think is getting?
Little Mu: I'm not sure who I think.
Vampire: (to Human) Mortal creature, can you spare a moment to provide diversion for a tormented soul?
Human: sure whatever
Vampire: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
Human: congratulations
Vampire: I hope you don't take it personally that I want to bite you on the neck.
Human: Oh, please do
Vampire: Why do you torment me with such suggestions when I am languishing thus in prison?
Human: cause I feel like it
Vampire: Do you feel like a simpering fool? You should.
Human: Just cause you're an idiot doesn't mean that the rest of us are
Vampire: Do not address me in such a manner!
Human: why don't you make me stop?
Vampire: I would, but I'm locked in a dungeon.
Human: sure whatever
Vampire: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
Human: congratulations
Vampire: I hope you don't take it personally that I want to bite you on the neck.
Human: Oh, please do
Vampire: Why do you torment me with such suggestions when I am languishing thus in prison?
Human: cause I feel like it
Vampire: Do you feel like a simpering fool? You should.
Human: Just cause you're an idiot doesn't mean that the rest of us are
Vampire: Do not address me in such a manner!
Human: why don't you make me stop?
Vampire: I would, but I'm locked in a dungeon.
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