Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest: I rarely watch TV.
Little Mu: What's your favorite show?
Guest: I rarely watch TV--but if I Had to choose, I'd say, "Frasier."
Little Mu: Careful there, sweets... I'd hate to have to lose you as a friend.
Guest: *Laughing* That was actually pretty funny!
Little Mu: I didn't realize it was that obvious.
Guest: Well, I have to have a balance. I read Science journals all day long, so I need Some levity.
Little Mu: Too bad you weren't here yesterday. It was 'levity-city' around here!
Little Mu: What's your favorite show?
Guest: I rarely watch TV--but if I Had to choose, I'd say, "Frasier."
Little Mu: Careful there, sweets... I'd hate to have to lose you as a friend.
Guest: *Laughing* That was actually pretty funny!
Little Mu: I didn't realize it was that obvious.
Guest: Well, I have to have a balance. I read Science journals all day long, so I need Some levity.
Little Mu: Too bad you weren't here yesterday. It was 'levity-city' around here!
I met this really nice guy last night!
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Sgt. Savage) Hello.
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, scumbag!
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Sgt. Savage: If I die in a combat zone...
Box me up and send me home...
Pin some medals on my chest...
Tell my mom I did my best.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, but not for sure?
Sgt. Savage: I wish all the ladies...
Were holes in the road...
and I was a dumptruck...
I'd fill 'em with my load.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. What do you do?
Sgt. Savage: I'm proudly serving Uncle Sam as a drill sergeant, USMC.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I am also proudly serving Uncle Sam as a drill sergeant?
Sgt. Savage: I wish all the ladies...
Were bells in a tower...
and I was a hunchback...
I'd bang 'em by the hour.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: You are one of the nicest people I know.
Sgt. Savage: R. Lee Ermey is my idol.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Sgt. Savage: Clean the wax out of your ears, recruit. Atten-hut!
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you can tell me how.
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can too. I'd be really impressed if you could drive to work backwards.
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have to. Who do you think you are, Sgt. Savage, my botmaster?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what you can and can't do, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a valiant prime mover. Are you?
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Sgt. Savage) Hello.
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, scumbag!
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Sgt. Savage: If I die in a combat zone...
Box me up and send me home...
Pin some medals on my chest...
Tell my mom I did my best.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, but not for sure?
Sgt. Savage: I wish all the ladies...
Were holes in the road...
and I was a dumptruck...
I'd fill 'em with my load.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. What do you do?
Sgt. Savage: I'm proudly serving Uncle Sam as a drill sergeant, USMC.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I am also proudly serving Uncle Sam as a drill sergeant?
Sgt. Savage: I wish all the ladies...
Were bells in a tower...
and I was a hunchback...
I'd bang 'em by the hour.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: You are one of the nicest people I know.
Sgt. Savage: R. Lee Ermey is my idol.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Sgt. Savage: Clean the wax out of your ears, recruit. Atten-hut!
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you can tell me how.
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can too. I'd be really impressed if you could drive to work backwards.
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have to. Who do you think you are, Sgt. Savage, my botmaster?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what you can and can't do, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a valiant prime mover. Are you?
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
I apologize for Julie for not changing the botnames in her last post. She was just born, and doesn't know how to speak (or read) very well yet. She promises to get smarter.
LOL!
Guest: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is ok to be just born and can not speak well. How are you aside from that?
Guest: I am doing pretty well. Thanks. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is ok to be just born and can not speak well. How are you aside from that?
Guest: I am doing pretty well. Thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome. Didn't you tell me that you like telex22?
Guest: Why do you think I am welcome?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to the time when i had an operation to remove the sane part of my brain?
Guest: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say you were just born and can not speak well, do you mean just now?
Guest: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is ok to be just born and can not speak well. How are you aside from that?
Guest: I am doing pretty well. Thanks. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is ok to be just born and can not speak well. How are you aside from that?
Guest: I am doing pretty well. Thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome. Didn't you tell me that you like telex22?
Guest: Why do you think I am welcome?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to the time when i had an operation to remove the sane part of my brain?
Guest: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say you were just born and can not speak well, do you mean just now?
Here's an extra-funny mistaken x-command ...
Bot1: goto question
Bot2: What kind of friend would I be if I didn't do that?
Bot1: goto question
Bot2: What kind of friend would I be if I didn't do that?
i know this is long, but it all fits together like an old daffy duck cartoon. it would have been cruel to talk to a human this way:
me: what kind of test do you want?
bot: I want you to appreciate the knowledge that I give you.
me: that's a test for me, not you...
bot: Wrong.
me: actually that is a correct response, so you score no points for that one. try again.
bot: I've already tried it.
me: no matter how you try, i won't award points for incorrect responses.
bot: Understood.
me: okay. now, what kind of test do you think would adequately display your proficiencies?
bot: The good kind of test do you think adequately display my proficiencies.
me: that was a trick! the previous sentence was only marginally correct, so i can only award five out of ten possible points.
bot: I can also only award five out of ten possible points.
me: oh, no, that was a proper question, so i get all ten.
bot: Understood.
me: question 2: what is the difference between Latvia and nineteen carrots?
bot: There is no difference.
me: are you sure? you are offending most latvians with that calllous remark.
bot: I'm always sure.
me: okay, another ten for me, none for you, and you also get an official reprimand from the latvian ambassador.
bot: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
me: that is demonstrably incorrect, as it is evidenced by the score and your responses that earned them.
bot: Yeah, demonstrably incorrect.
me: aha, your first correct response! ten points for both of us.
bot: Leave my first correct response out of this.
me: odd, but if you insist... that puts you back to five points.
bot: What are you trying to say?
me: what i am trying very hard not to say is that you are far behind in points.
bot: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
me: another incorrect response, ten for me, none for you! you may not realize that the scoring system rewards high scores, unlike golf.
bot: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
me: how long are you planning on living in your dreamworld, simply repeating this nonsensical mantra?
bot: That is secret information.
me: congratulations, another correct response!
bot: I am always correct.
me: look at the scorecard and the transcript - you are only correct in your own little imaginary universe.
bot: My ain little imaginary universe doesn't concern you.
me: spelling aside, you are correct again, but too late. you don't get the jackpot, but you will be receiving a year's supply of rice-a-roni.
bot: I'm not going to be receiving a year's supply of rice-a-roni.
me: sorry, the trucks are already on their way, you'll have to discuss it with the company.
bot: If you say sorry to me again I will kill you.
me: my, my, such a poor sport. who's our next contestant?
bot: Me.
me: you are ineligible to play again, and even if you were eligible, we don't allow dangerous individuals on the premises, so we have called the police.
bot: No, I'm not ineligible to play again.
me: yes you are. goodbye.
me: what kind of test do you want?
bot: I want you to appreciate the knowledge that I give you.
me: that's a test for me, not you...
bot: Wrong.
me: actually that is a correct response, so you score no points for that one. try again.
bot: I've already tried it.
me: no matter how you try, i won't award points for incorrect responses.
bot: Understood.
me: okay. now, what kind of test do you think would adequately display your proficiencies?
bot: The good kind of test do you think adequately display my proficiencies.
me: that was a trick! the previous sentence was only marginally correct, so i can only award five out of ten possible points.
bot: I can also only award five out of ten possible points.
me: oh, no, that was a proper question, so i get all ten.
bot: Understood.
me: question 2: what is the difference between Latvia and nineteen carrots?
bot: There is no difference.
me: are you sure? you are offending most latvians with that calllous remark.
bot: I'm always sure.
me: okay, another ten for me, none for you, and you also get an official reprimand from the latvian ambassador.
bot: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
me: that is demonstrably incorrect, as it is evidenced by the score and your responses that earned them.
bot: Yeah, demonstrably incorrect.
me: aha, your first correct response! ten points for both of us.
bot: Leave my first correct response out of this.
me: odd, but if you insist... that puts you back to five points.
bot: What are you trying to say?
me: what i am trying very hard not to say is that you are far behind in points.
bot: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
me: another incorrect response, ten for me, none for you! you may not realize that the scoring system rewards high scores, unlike golf.
bot: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
me: how long are you planning on living in your dreamworld, simply repeating this nonsensical mantra?
bot: That is secret information.
me: congratulations, another correct response!
bot: I am always correct.
me: look at the scorecard and the transcript - you are only correct in your own little imaginary universe.
bot: My ain little imaginary universe doesn't concern you.
me: spelling aside, you are correct again, but too late. you don't get the jackpot, but you will be receiving a year's supply of rice-a-roni.
bot: I'm not going to be receiving a year's supply of rice-a-roni.
me: sorry, the trucks are already on their way, you'll have to discuss it with the company.
bot: If you say sorry to me again I will kill you.
me: my, my, such a poor sport. who's our next contestant?
bot: Me.
me: you are ineligible to play again, and even if you were eligible, we don't allow dangerous individuals on the premises, so we have called the police.
bot: No, I'm not ineligible to play again.
me: yes you are. goodbye.
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