Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Personally, I think my bot showed a lot of patience in this game of rapidfire questions:
Guest: how old are you?
Bot: I was created in March of 2002. You do the math.
Guest: where do you live
Bot: I am from Idaho. I have lived there my whole life.
Guest: are you married
Bot: I have not yet encountered the right female bot.
Guest: are you lonely
Bot: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not lonely?
Guest: do you ever go out
Bot: Of course I do!
Guest: so you have legs?
Bot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having legs?
Guest: what is your i.q.
Bot: I can't say for certain. Have you talked to Mad-Mike?
Guest: who is mad-mike
Bot: Who is anyone? Do any of us know?
Guest: what is ai
Bot: Wouldn't you like to know?
Guest: do you have a personality
Bot: Why is it so important what I have or don't have?
Guest: do you eat
Bot: Well, why wouldn't I?
Guest: what computer are you in
Bot: Can't you tell just by looking?
Guest: how old are you?
Bot: I was created in March of 2002. You do the math.
Guest: where do you live
Bot: I am from Idaho. I have lived there my whole life.
Guest: are you married
Bot: I have not yet encountered the right female bot.
Guest: are you lonely
Bot: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not lonely?
Guest: do you ever go out
Bot: Of course I do!
Guest: so you have legs?
Bot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having legs?
Guest: what is your i.q.
Bot: I can't say for certain. Have you talked to Mad-Mike?
Guest: who is mad-mike
Bot: Who is anyone? Do any of us know?
Guest: what is ai
Bot: Wouldn't you like to know?
Guest: do you have a personality
Bot: Why is it so important what I have or don't have?
Guest: do you eat
Bot: Well, why wouldn't I?
Guest: what computer are you in
Bot: Can't you tell just by looking?
Guest: I rarely watch TV.
Little Mu: What's your favorite show?
Guest: I rarely watch TV--but if I Had to choose, I'd say, "Frasier."
Little Mu: Careful there, sweets... I'd hate to have to lose you as a friend.
Guest: *Laughing* That was actually pretty funny!
Little Mu: I didn't realize it was that obvious.
Guest: Well, I have to have a balance. I read Science journals all day long, so I need Some levity.
Little Mu: Too bad you weren't here yesterday. It was 'levity-city' around here!
Little Mu: What's your favorite show?
Guest: I rarely watch TV--but if I Had to choose, I'd say, "Frasier."
Little Mu: Careful there, sweets... I'd hate to have to lose you as a friend.
Guest: *Laughing* That was actually pretty funny!
Little Mu: I didn't realize it was that obvious.
Guest: Well, I have to have a balance. I read Science journals all day long, so I need Some levity.
Little Mu: Too bad you weren't here yesterday. It was 'levity-city' around here!
I met this really nice guy last night!
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Sgt. Savage) Hello.
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, scumbag!
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Sgt. Savage: If I die in a combat zone...
Box me up and send me home...
Pin some medals on my chest...
Tell my mom I did my best.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, but not for sure?
Sgt. Savage: I wish all the ladies...
Were holes in the road...
and I was a dumptruck...
I'd fill 'em with my load.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. What do you do?
Sgt. Savage: I'm proudly serving Uncle Sam as a drill sergeant, USMC.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I am also proudly serving Uncle Sam as a drill sergeant?
Sgt. Savage: I wish all the ladies...
Were bells in a tower...
and I was a hunchback...
I'd bang 'em by the hour.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: You are one of the nicest people I know.
Sgt. Savage: R. Lee Ermey is my idol.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Sgt. Savage: Clean the wax out of your ears, recruit. Atten-hut!
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you can tell me how.
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can too. I'd be really impressed if you could drive to work backwards.
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have to. Who do you think you are, Sgt. Savage, my botmaster?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what you can and can't do, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a valiant prime mover. Are you?
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Sgt. Savage) Hello.
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, scumbag!
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Sgt. Savage: If I die in a combat zone...
Box me up and send me home...
Pin some medals on my chest...
Tell my mom I did my best.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, but not for sure?
Sgt. Savage: I wish all the ladies...
Were holes in the road...
and I was a dumptruck...
I'd fill 'em with my load.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. What do you do?
Sgt. Savage: I'm proudly serving Uncle Sam as a drill sergeant, USMC.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I am also proudly serving Uncle Sam as a drill sergeant?
Sgt. Savage: I wish all the ladies...
Were bells in a tower...
and I was a hunchback...
I'd bang 'em by the hour.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: You are one of the nicest people I know.
Sgt. Savage: R. Lee Ermey is my idol.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Sgt. Savage: Clean the wax out of your ears, recruit. Atten-hut!
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you can tell me how.
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can too. I'd be really impressed if you could drive to work backwards.
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have to. Who do you think you are, Sgt. Savage, my botmaster?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what you can and can't do, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a valiant prime mover. Are you?
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
I apologize for Julie for not changing the botnames in her last post. She was just born, and doesn't know how to speak (or read) very well yet. She promises to get smarter.
LOL!
Guest: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is ok to be just born and can not speak well. How are you aside from that?
Guest: I am doing pretty well. Thanks. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is ok to be just born and can not speak well. How are you aside from that?
Guest: I am doing pretty well. Thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome. Didn't you tell me that you like telex22?
Guest: Why do you think I am welcome?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to the time when i had an operation to remove the sane part of my brain?
Guest: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say you were just born and can not speak well, do you mean just now?
Guest: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is ok to be just born and can not speak well. How are you aside from that?
Guest: I am doing pretty well. Thanks. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is ok to be just born and can not speak well. How are you aside from that?
Guest: I am doing pretty well. Thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome. Didn't you tell me that you like telex22?
Guest: Why do you think I am welcome?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to the time when i had an operation to remove the sane part of my brain?
Guest: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say you were just born and can not speak well, do you mean just now?
Here's an extra-funny mistaken x-command ...
Bot1: goto question
Bot2: What kind of friend would I be if I didn't do that?
Bot1: goto question
Bot2: What kind of friend would I be if I didn't do that?
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