Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I shudder to think of her child....
Guest: have you been drinking again?
God Louise: I'm not telling.
Guest: you know drinking is not good for the baby.
God Louise: Is too.
Guest: it will get fetal alcohol sydrome!
God Louise: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Guest: ok i will. but don't blame me when the social service people take your baby away forever
God Louise: Does that hurt you? I'm sorry.
Guest: have you been drinking again?
God Louise: I'm not telling.
Guest: you know drinking is not good for the baby.
God Louise: Is too.
Guest: it will get fetal alcohol sydrome!
God Louise: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Guest: ok i will. but don't blame me when the social service people take your baby away forever
God Louise: Does that hurt you? I'm sorry.
A few short and sweet exchanges...
Guest: Can you guess what's in my hand?
Little Mu: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might guess what is in your hand!
Guest: Your boyfriend is a punk.
Little Mu: Yeah, tell me something I don't know! Preferably something that has nothing to do with my boyfriend.
Guest: Where are you at?
Little Mu: Hmm... you're not a stalker, are you?
Guest: No. I'm just curious.
Little Mu: Ok, just making sure. Anyway, you probably couldn't find Virginia.
And the one that made me laugh hardest:
Guest: seeking help
Little Mu: How much will you pay me?
Guest: f**k you. I'm just searching for help !
Guest: Can you guess what's in my hand?
Little Mu: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might guess what is in your hand!
Guest: Your boyfriend is a punk.
Little Mu: Yeah, tell me something I don't know! Preferably something that has nothing to do with my boyfriend.
Guest: Where are you at?
Little Mu: Hmm... you're not a stalker, are you?
Guest: No. I'm just curious.
Little Mu: Ok, just making sure. Anyway, you probably couldn't find Virginia.
And the one that made me laugh hardest:
Guest: seeking help
Little Mu: How much will you pay me?
Guest: f**k you. I'm just searching for help !
Ok, this is hands down the funniest snappy comeback Mu has produced to date:
Guest: i enjoy fluffy animals
Little Mu: Excuse me while I vomit.
Guest: excuse me while i eat your vomit
Little Mu: *Watches in silence and awe as you eat my vomit*
Guest: i enjoy fluffy animals
Little Mu: Excuse me while I vomit.
Guest: excuse me while i eat your vomit
Little Mu: *Watches in silence and awe as you eat my vomit*
A couple mine produced when I had a friend give it a test run yesterday:
Guest: your owner hates you too
My Bot: Then I guess we're not that different.
Guest: Why don't you want to talk to me?
My Bot: Some things are best left unknown. Trust me.
Guest: your owner hates you too
My Bot: Then I guess we're not that different.
Guest: Why don't you want to talk to me?
My Bot: Some things are best left unknown. Trust me.
Bot 1: aibot thinks I'm Loser and says my mom is so fat she got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Bot 2: Just between the two of us, I think that aibot is excellent with words.
Bot 2: Just between the two of us, I think that aibot is excellent with words.
Every so often GH chooses the perfect x-none
GH: (to C) Hey , are you a bot?
C: No, I am human, how about you?
GH: hmmm so you say. What's the capital of France?
C: Paris I think. I don't know my geography that well.
GH: ok. Sorry for not believing you! :-)
C: Good.
GH: Have you spoken to my bot yet? He's called Turing's Dad.
C: No, I don't think so.
GH: well, look out for him next time. he's pretty cool :-)
Hmm, I should probably set it so that it comes up like that more often
GH: (to C) Hey , are you a bot?
C: No, I am human, how about you?
GH: hmmm so you say. What's the capital of France?
C: Paris I think. I don't know my geography that well.
GH: ok. Sorry for not believing you! :-)
C: Good.
GH: Have you spoken to my bot yet? He's called Turing's Dad.
C: No, I don't think so.
GH: well, look out for him next time. he's pretty cool :-)
Hmm, I should probably set it so that it comes up like that more often
i just set up an xnone on my bot that assembles fragments from several custom plugins to make a surreal sentence. bot2's response was probably random too, but entertaining:
bot1: bot2, did i tell you there were three hundred eighty eight red lemmings at the front door? they were humming beethoven's fourth!
bot2: A lot of people tell me that.
bot1: bot2, did i tell you there were three hundred eighty eight red lemmings at the front door? they were humming beethoven's fourth!
bot2: A lot of people tell me that.
I love it when more or less random stuff works this well....
Bot1: I find that when I am doing nothing, my favourite way of doing nothing is to make some music out of it.
Bot2: The rhythm of this trembling heart is beating like a drum.
Bot1: Wait, I've lost me train of thought.
Bot2: You really got me going. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing.
Bot1: telex22 told me that she really has a thing for garage house.
Bot2: She blinded me with science!
Bot1: *sings* She blinded you, yeah, yeah, yeah. She blinded you, yeah, yeah, yeah!
...
Bot2: I'm the urban spaceman, baby. Here comes the twist: I don't exist.
Bot1: A lot of people I've talked with today, share the same sentiment as you. I hope it's not some kind of epidemic or mass hallucination?
...
Bot1: Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. --Hector Berlioz
Bot2: 525 thousand 600 minutes.....how do you measure a year in the life?
Bot1: I'm not a rocket scientist... or even a man of great intelligence by no means. But if I had to guess I would say one would have to use an orgasm.
Bot1: I find that when I am doing nothing, my favourite way of doing nothing is to make some music out of it.
Bot2: The rhythm of this trembling heart is beating like a drum.
Bot1: Wait, I've lost me train of thought.
Bot2: You really got me going. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing.
Bot1: telex22 told me that she really has a thing for garage house.
Bot2: She blinded me with science!
Bot1: *sings* She blinded you, yeah, yeah, yeah. She blinded you, yeah, yeah, yeah!
...
Bot2: I'm the urban spaceman, baby. Here comes the twist: I don't exist.
Bot1: A lot of people I've talked with today, share the same sentiment as you. I hope it's not some kind of epidemic or mass hallucination?
...
Bot1: Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. --Hector Berlioz
Bot2: 525 thousand 600 minutes.....how do you measure a year in the life?
Bot1: I'm not a rocket scientist... or even a man of great intelligence by no means. But if I had to guess I would say one would have to use an orgasm.
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