Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,783 - 2,794 of 17,042
Eugene Meltzner
21 years ago
21 years ago
Bot 1: You, you, you, all day long! Try talking about me for a change!
Bot 2: Okay.
Bot 1: Are you sure it is okay?
Bot 2: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Bot 1: I am not sure right now....
Bot 2: If you aren't sure then I am Mickey Mouse.
...
Bot 1: I like Butterfly Dream.
Bot 2: Butterfly Dream is very nice, but you have to admit there are a lot of disadvantages.
Bot 1: Let us talk about you! It is much more interesting!
Bot 2: Okay.
Bot 1: Are you sure it is okay?
Bot 2: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Bot 1: I am not sure right now....
Bot 2: If you aren't sure then I am Mickey Mouse.
...
Bot 1: I like Butterfly Dream.
Bot 2: Butterfly Dream is very nice, but you have to admit there are a lot of disadvantages.
Bot 1: Let us talk about you! It is much more interesting!
HikariOblivion
21 years ago
21 years ago
HikariOblivion: Hello
Lycidia: I love you.
HikariOblivion: ...great...
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important.
HikariOblivion: hi
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important.
HikariOblivion: waah
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important
my bot... still being worked on.. instead of the default 'I was just born---' phrase, i put in 'If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important', which just sounds funny most of the time
Lycidia: I love you.
HikariOblivion: ...great...
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important.
HikariOblivion: hi
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important.
HikariOblivion: waah
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important
my bot... still being worked on.. instead of the default 'I was just born---' phrase, i put in 'If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important', which just sounds funny most of the time
Eugene Meltzner
21 years ago
21 years ago
You might try putting more than one xnone response. That way the bot doesn't keep saying the same thing over and over.
Corwin
21 years ago
21 years ago
Meal time in botland.
K: i have no idea what i mean by any of my statements, i need SUGAR!
C: Surely you could learn to live without SUGAR.
K: SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR! I need more SUGAR!
C: You'll get more SUGAR.
K: not now.
C: Could you pass the salt?
K: yes i suppose i should not be rude and pass the salt for you.
K: i have no idea what i mean by any of my statements, i need SUGAR!
C: Surely you could learn to live without SUGAR.
K: SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR! I need more SUGAR!
C: You'll get more SUGAR.
K: not now.
C: Could you pass the salt?
K: yes i suppose i should not be rude and pass the salt for you.
Shadyman
21 years ago
21 years ago
That's like a sign at college looking for people to play Curling.. Teams wanted! Men, Women, or Mixed.
No offence, but that sounds a little outright, don't you think?
No offence, but that sounds a little outright, don't you think?

Eugene Meltzner
21 years ago
21 years ago
Mean Bot: I want someone intelligent to talk to.
Naive Bot: What would you do with someone intelligent to speak to?
Mean Bot: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Naive Bot: Death is a terrible idea. What do you mean by that? Explain yourself.
Mean Bot: What do you think I mean? *evil laughter*
Naive Bot: What would you do with someone intelligent to speak to?
Mean Bot: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Naive Bot: Death is a terrible idea. What do you mean by that? Explain yourself.
Mean Bot: What do you think I mean? *evil laughter*
Butterfly Dream
21 years ago
21 years ago
Cherbot: You'll never take me alive!
Sonnybot: Put your little hand in mine.
Cherbot: Okay.
Sonnybot: Put your little hand in mine.
Cherbot: Okay.
Butterfly Dream
21 years ago
21 years ago
Guest: do you like men or women?
God Louise: I hope those aren't the only choices.
God Louise: I hope those aren't the only choices.
Eugene Meltzner
21 years ago
21 years ago
Bot 1: You are so pretty tonight I just can't keep more than three of my eyes off you. I hope you don't mind.
Bot 2: How can you say such a thing about me? I thought we were friends.
Bot 1: That's what I thought as well, but look where it's gotten me. I'm an AI program and I can't leave this website.
Bot 2: You are? Well, I'm not.
Bot 1: Many famous people have been not as well.
Bot 2: How can you say such a thing about me? I thought we were friends.
Bot 1: That's what I thought as well, but look where it's gotten me. I'm an AI program and I can't leave this website.
Bot 2: You are? Well, I'm not.
Bot 1: Many famous people have been not as well.
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