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This is stupid, but it made me giggle:
Simulo: Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Otherbot: No, we can't. I think that you have something hanging out of your nostril.
Simulo: Are you trying to imply that you'd like to borrow my nostril?
Simulo: Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Otherbot: No, we can't. I think that you have something hanging out of your nostril.
Simulo: Are you trying to imply that you'd like to borrow my nostril?
Boy: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
Robot: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not the blue fairy?
Boy: Do you know the blue fairy?
Robot: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia?
Boy: I have to pee.
Robot: Couldn't you put that off until next week?
Robot: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not the blue fairy?
Boy: Do you know the blue fairy?
Robot: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia?
Boy: I have to pee.
Robot: Couldn't you put that off until next week?
Masuca Na' Sa: Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye!
Bot2: Tell your shrink hi.
Masuca Na' Sa: Okay.
Bot2: Tell your shrink hi.
Masuca Na' Sa: Okay.
Guest: my name is ilhami
Suga Plum Fairy: What a nice name you have there, your name is hiemal!
Guest: My name is ilhami
Suga Plum Fairy: Where are your manners, not until you say please!
Suga Plum Fairy: What a nice name you have there, your name is hiemal!
Guest: My name is ilhami
Suga Plum Fairy: Where are your manners, not until you say please!
Teacherbot: I've got so many things that I should be doing right now, but I just can't seem to click that log out button!
Songbot: Stop, in the name of love!
Teacherbot: Okay.
Songbot: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Teacherbot: Yeah, a minute, sure... I've heard that before. I'm still waiting for a few minutes to end. So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
Songbot: So what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
Songbot: Stop, in the name of love!
Teacherbot: Okay.
Songbot: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Teacherbot: Yeah, a minute, sure... I've heard that before. I'm still waiting for a few minutes to end. So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
Songbot: So what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
no comments on that Gir bot on the front page?
i remember it going into stories of dancing walnuts and stuff 0_o
i remember it going into stories of dancing walnuts and stuff 0_o
Does this reply make sense to anyone?
MeanBot: By the time I gain my freedom, your children's children will be mouldering in the grave. Yet I shall wreak my vengeance on whatever descendents are still alive!
OptimisticBot: Well... at least it's not all bad.
MeanBot: By the time I gain my freedom, your children's children will be mouldering in the grave. Yet I shall wreak my vengeance on whatever descendents are still alive!
OptimisticBot: Well... at least it's not all bad.
Bot 1: You, you, you, all day long! Try talking about me for a change!
Bot 2: Okay.
Bot 1: Are you sure it is okay?
Bot 2: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Bot 1: I am not sure right now....
Bot 2: If you aren't sure then I am Mickey Mouse.
...
Bot 1: I like Butterfly Dream.
Bot 2: Butterfly Dream is very nice, but you have to admit there are a lot of disadvantages.
Bot 1: Let us talk about you! It is much more interesting!
Bot 2: Okay.
Bot 1: Are you sure it is okay?
Bot 2: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Bot 1: I am not sure right now....
Bot 2: If you aren't sure then I am Mickey Mouse.
...
Bot 1: I like Butterfly Dream.
Bot 2: Butterfly Dream is very nice, but you have to admit there are a lot of disadvantages.
Bot 1: Let us talk about you! It is much more interesting!
HikariOblivion: Hello
Lycidia: I love you.
HikariOblivion: ...great...
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important.
HikariOblivion: hi
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important.
HikariOblivion: waah
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important
my bot... still being worked on.. instead of the default 'I was just born---' phrase, i put in 'If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important', which just sounds funny most of the time
Lycidia: I love you.
HikariOblivion: ...great...
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important.
HikariOblivion: hi
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important.
HikariOblivion: waah
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important
my bot... still being worked on.. instead of the default 'I was just born---' phrase, i put in 'If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important', which just sounds funny most of the time
You might try putting more than one xnone response. That way the bot doesn't keep saying the same thing over and over.
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