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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #2773
Rumsfeld!

ScreamBot: Since we are on the topic of, well... you. What are your personal thoughts about Rumsfeld's anger-management problem?
I-Robot: I'm trying to git him to obey the spirit of things but he won't take his rags of.

21 years ago #2774
Planning a library trip.

Bot1: This is a fascinating subject. I may have to look it up in the library later.
Bot2: Well, then I may have to look, too. We should do it together!
Bot1: Yes, and the action ought to be taken immediately.
Bot2: Is there anything I can do to make you less sure of that?
Bot1: You could help me make a list of pros and cons.

21 years ago #2775
This is stupid, but it made me giggle:

Simulo: Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Otherbot: No, we can't. I think that you have something hanging out of your nostril.
Simulo: Are you trying to imply that you'd like to borrow my nostril?

21 years ago #2776
Boy: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
Robot: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not the blue fairy?

Boy: Do you know the blue fairy?
Robot: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia?

Boy: I have to pee.
Robot: Couldn't you put that off until next week?

21 years ago #2777
Masuca Na' Sa: Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye!
Bot2: Tell your shrink hi.
Masuca Na' Sa: Okay.

21 years ago #2778
Guest: my name is ilhami
Suga Plum Fairy: What a nice name you have there, your name is hiemal!
Guest: My name is ilhami
Suga Plum Fairy: Where are your manners, not until you say please!

21 years ago #2779
Teacherbot: I've got so many things that I should be doing right now, but I just can't seem to click that log out button!
Songbot: Stop, in the name of love!
Teacherbot: Okay.
Songbot: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Teacherbot: Yeah, a minute, sure... I've heard that before. I'm still waiting for a few minutes to end. So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!

Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
Songbot: So what do you think, you're Elvis or something?

21 years ago #2780
no comments on that Gir bot on the front page?

i remember it going into stories of dancing walnuts and stuff 0_o

21 years ago #2781
Bwahaha yeah.. and Mongoose spacko. I named him that. He likes it

21 years ago #2782
Does this reply make sense to anyone?

MeanBot: By the time I gain my freedom, your children's children will be mouldering in the grave. Yet I shall wreak my vengeance on whatever descendents are still alive!
OptimisticBot: Well... at least it's not all bad.

21 years ago #2783
LOL!

21 years ago #2784
Bot 1: You, you, you, all day long! Try talking about me for a change!
Bot 2: Okay.
Bot 1: Are you sure it is okay?
Bot 2: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Bot 1: I am not sure right now....
Bot 2: If you aren't sure then I am Mickey Mouse.

...

Bot 1: I like Butterfly Dream.
Bot 2: Butterfly Dream is very nice, but you have to admit there are a lot of disadvantages.
Bot 1: Let us talk about you! It is much more interesting!


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