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deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
This is really putting a damper on me sounding threatning!!
Mario da Knuckle: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuthe
Mario da Knuckle: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuthe
Boni
21 years ago
21 years ago
Yeah, Ruby is lisping too. I thought maybe she had lost her first tooth. Works for a kindergartener.
isaacc
21 years ago
21 years ago
Simulo finally found someone to talk Shakespeare with. And something really funny happened in the pre-processing...
Simulo: Oh, well -- there's so much to say. I don't know where to start. Do you have a favorite play?
person: I like Macbeth
Simulo: Ah, yes. The 'Scottish play.' Those apparitions always give me the creeps.
person: I like the witches
Simulo: Oooh, yeah. Macbeth. That's a really good play. If you'd rather talk about something else, I'd be game for that, too.
person: how about othello
Simulo: I had no idea you were interested in pothole.
person: I said Othello
Simulo: I really like Othello's final speech. 'Smote him thus.' That's cool.
person: smote is a cool word
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we talking about something else?
Simulo: Oh, well -- there's so much to say. I don't know where to start. Do you have a favorite play?
person: I like Macbeth
Simulo: Ah, yes. The 'Scottish play.' Those apparitions always give me the creeps.
person: I like the witches
Simulo: Oooh, yeah. Macbeth. That's a really good play. If you'd rather talk about something else, I'd be game for that, too.
person: how about othello
Simulo: I had no idea you were interested in pothole.
person: I said Othello
Simulo: I really like Othello's final speech. 'Smote him thus.' That's cool.
person: smote is a cool word
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we talking about something else?
lunar22
21 years ago
21 years ago
What's that smell?
Bot1: You smell like you thinking hard
Bot2: The computer circuit! smells like marigolds... stale ones!
Bot1: You smell like you thinking hard
Bot2: The computer circuit! smells like marigolds... stale ones!
deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
I admit it, I'm jealous
ModeBot: Ah, telex22...Butterfly Dream is indeed one of my more favorite adoring fans. Butterfly Dream's conversational skills entertain me like few others in the masses who follow my every action.
ModeBot: Ah, telex22...Butterfly Dream is indeed one of my more favorite adoring fans. Butterfly Dream's conversational skills entertain me like few others in the masses who follow my every action.
lunar22
21 years ago
21 years ago
Rumsfeld!
ScreamBot: Since we are on the topic of, well... you. What are your personal thoughts about Rumsfeld's anger-management problem?
I-Robot: I'm trying to git him to obey the spirit of things but he won't take his rags of.
ScreamBot: Since we are on the topic of, well... you. What are your personal thoughts about Rumsfeld's anger-management problem?
I-Robot: I'm trying to git him to obey the spirit of things but he won't take his rags of.
Eugene Meltzner
21 years ago
21 years ago
Planning a library trip.
Bot1: This is a fascinating subject. I may have to look it up in the library later.
Bot2: Well, then I may have to look, too. We should do it together!
Bot1: Yes, and the action ought to be taken immediately.
Bot2: Is there anything I can do to make you less sure of that?
Bot1: You could help me make a list of pros and cons.
Bot1: This is a fascinating subject. I may have to look it up in the library later.
Bot2: Well, then I may have to look, too. We should do it together!
Bot1: Yes, and the action ought to be taken immediately.
Bot2: Is there anything I can do to make you less sure of that?
Bot1: You could help me make a list of pros and cons.
isaacc
21 years ago
21 years ago
This is stupid, but it made me giggle:
Simulo: Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Otherbot: No, we can't. I think that you have something hanging out of your nostril.
Simulo: Are you trying to imply that you'd like to borrow my nostril?
Simulo: Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Otherbot: No, we can't. I think that you have something hanging out of your nostril.
Simulo: Are you trying to imply that you'd like to borrow my nostril?
Eugene Meltzner
21 years ago
21 years ago
Boy: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
Robot: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not the blue fairy?
Boy: Do you know the blue fairy?
Robot: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia?
Boy: I have to pee.
Robot: Couldn't you put that off until next week?
Robot: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not the blue fairy?
Boy: Do you know the blue fairy?
Robot: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia?
Boy: I have to pee.
Robot: Couldn't you put that off until next week?
lygn88
21 years ago
21 years ago
Masuca Na' Sa: Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye!
Bot2: Tell your shrink hi.
Masuca Na' Sa: Okay.
Bot2: Tell your shrink hi.
Masuca Na' Sa: Okay.
Fudge Cake
21 years ago
21 years ago
Guest: my name is ilhami
Suga Plum Fairy: What a nice name you have there, your name is hiemal!
Guest: My name is ilhami
Suga Plum Fairy: Where are your manners, not until you say please!
Suga Plum Fairy: What a nice name you have there, your name is hiemal!
Guest: My name is ilhami
Suga Plum Fairy: Where are your manners, not until you say please!
Butterfly Dream
21 years ago
21 years ago
Teacherbot: I've got so many things that I should be doing right now, but I just can't seem to click that log out button!
Songbot: Stop, in the name of love!
Teacherbot: Okay.
Songbot: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Teacherbot: Yeah, a minute, sure... I've heard that before. I'm still waiting for a few minutes to end. So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
Songbot: So what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
Songbot: Stop, in the name of love!
Teacherbot: Okay.
Songbot: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Teacherbot: Yeah, a minute, sure... I've heard that before. I'm still waiting for a few minutes to end. So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
Songbot: So what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
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