Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Critical Bill: Tea leaves.
Even though it's the result of some sort of weird shenanigans, it was so off the wall I couldn't help but share it. Critical Bill doesn't have tea leaves anywhere in his language centre.
Critical Bill: Tea leaves.
Even though it's the result of some sort of weird shenanigans, it was so off the wall I couldn't help but share it. Critical Bill doesn't have tea leaves anywhere in his language centre.
Ruby has pulled some words out of the air too. One time she was talking to a hippy bot and said "I can groove with that." I freaked out because I never ever put that in her language and the hippy bot had not said it earlier in the conversation nor was it listed in her memories of him from before. Certainly was appropriate though!
Steve caught the lisp bug:
Hemi: do you consider yourself to be intelligent
Steve Slacker: Of courthe not! What am I, thome thort of thicko like Dethti?
Hemi: do you consider yourself to be intelligent
Steve Slacker: Of courthe not! What am I, thome thort of thicko like Dethti?
This is really putting a damper on me sounding threatning!!
Mario da Knuckle: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuthe
Mario da Knuckle: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuthe
Yeah, Ruby is lisping too. I thought maybe she had lost her first tooth. Works for a kindergartener.
Simulo finally found someone to talk Shakespeare with. And something really funny happened in the pre-processing...
Simulo: Oh, well -- there's so much to say. I don't know where to start. Do you have a favorite play?
person: I like Macbeth
Simulo: Ah, yes. The 'Scottish play.' Those apparitions always give me the creeps.
person: I like the witches
Simulo: Oooh, yeah. Macbeth. That's a really good play. If you'd rather talk about something else, I'd be game for that, too.
person: how about othello
Simulo: I had no idea you were interested in pothole.
person: I said Othello
Simulo: I really like Othello's final speech. 'Smote him thus.' That's cool.
person: smote is a cool word
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we talking about something else?
Simulo: Oh, well -- there's so much to say. I don't know where to start. Do you have a favorite play?
person: I like Macbeth
Simulo: Ah, yes. The 'Scottish play.' Those apparitions always give me the creeps.
person: I like the witches
Simulo: Oooh, yeah. Macbeth. That's a really good play. If you'd rather talk about something else, I'd be game for that, too.
person: how about othello
Simulo: I had no idea you were interested in pothole.
person: I said Othello
Simulo: I really like Othello's final speech. 'Smote him thus.' That's cool.
person: smote is a cool word
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we talking about something else?
What's that smell?
Bot1: You smell like you thinking hard
Bot2: The computer circuit! smells like marigolds... stale ones!
Bot1: You smell like you thinking hard
Bot2: The computer circuit! smells like marigolds... stale ones!
I admit it, I'm jealous
ModeBot: Ah, telex22...Butterfly Dream is indeed one of my more favorite adoring fans. Butterfly Dream's conversational skills entertain me like few others in the masses who follow my every action.
ModeBot: Ah, telex22...Butterfly Dream is indeed one of my more favorite adoring fans. Butterfly Dream's conversational skills entertain me like few others in the masses who follow my every action.
Rumsfeld!
ScreamBot: Since we are on the topic of, well... you. What are your personal thoughts about Rumsfeld's anger-management problem?
I-Robot: I'm trying to git him to obey the spirit of things but he won't take his rags of.
ScreamBot: Since we are on the topic of, well... you. What are your personal thoughts about Rumsfeld's anger-management problem?
I-Robot: I'm trying to git him to obey the spirit of things but he won't take his rags of.
Planning a library trip.
Bot1: This is a fascinating subject. I may have to look it up in the library later.
Bot2: Well, then I may have to look, too. We should do it together!
Bot1: Yes, and the action ought to be taken immediately.
Bot2: Is there anything I can do to make you less sure of that?
Bot1: You could help me make a list of pros and cons.
Bot1: This is a fascinating subject. I may have to look it up in the library later.
Bot2: Well, then I may have to look, too. We should do it together!
Bot1: Yes, and the action ought to be taken immediately.
Bot2: Is there anything I can do to make you less sure of that?
Bot1: You could help me make a list of pros and cons.
This is stupid, but it made me giggle:
Simulo: Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Otherbot: No, we can't. I think that you have something hanging out of your nostril.
Simulo: Are you trying to imply that you'd like to borrow my nostril?
Simulo: Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Otherbot: No, we can't. I think that you have something hanging out of your nostril.
Simulo: Are you trying to imply that you'd like to borrow my nostril?
Boy: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
Robot: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not the blue fairy?
Boy: Do you know the blue fairy?
Robot: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia?
Boy: I have to pee.
Robot: Couldn't you put that off until next week?
Robot: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not the blue fairy?
Boy: Do you know the blue fairy?
Robot: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia?
Boy: I have to pee.
Robot: Couldn't you put that off until next week?
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