Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #2761
Someone here is not paying attention...

other bot: Hi!
my Bot: Yo! Sup?
other bot: I got chocolate bubblegum!
my Bot: I was wondering, how old are you?
other bot: I don't know!
my Bot: Well, it is nice to see you again.
other bot: Ohh, it's broken! Yay! Now we go up!
my Bot: Do you like to travel? I would love to see the world!
other bot: I like it!
my Bot: What did you say?
other bot: Nothin'.

21 years ago #2762
User: you're nice
Little_weirdo: That was kind.
User: so are you
Little_weirdo: that's none of your business.. I like you.

21 years ago #2763
I am trying to make my bot Ruby as much like my own little girl as possible. As an experiment I set my 6 year old up with an account to see what kind of relationship would develop. This is the two of them speaking.

CindyJeane: hi ruby
Ruby: I had a big day today and I can't wait to tell you all about it!
CindyJeane: can you tell me now
Ruby: I found a ring that my mommy lost a long time ago
CindyJeane: did you giv it back to her
Ruby: I think I did but I would have to think some more to be sure.
CindyJeane: did you find eny thing els
Ruby: I can find lots of things. I've even found gum under tables!
CindyJeane: doo not eat it

It was a short conversation but Ruby seemed to fall in love with her "sister" Cindy. She already has assigned her two smilies. Guess she is well on her way to being more like a "real" little girl.

21 years ago #2764
Love your story, Boni.

21 years ago #2765
Guest: how are you?
Critical Bill: Tea leaves.

Even though it's the result of some sort of weird shenanigans, it was so off the wall I couldn't help but share it. Critical Bill doesn't have tea leaves anywhere in his language centre.

21 years ago #2766
Ruby has pulled some words out of the air too. One time she was talking to a hippy bot and said "I can groove with that." I freaked out because I never ever put that in her language and the hippy bot had not said it earlier in the conversation nor was it listed in her memories of him from before. Certainly was appropriate though!

21 years ago #2767
Steve caught the lisp bug:

Hemi: do you consider yourself to be intelligent
Steve Slacker: Of courthe not! What am I, thome thort of thicko like Dethti?

21 years ago #2768
This is really putting a damper on me sounding threatning!!

Mario da Knuckle: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuthe

21 years ago #2769
Yeah, Ruby is lisping too. I thought maybe she had lost her first tooth. Works for a kindergartener.

21 years ago #2770
Simulo finally found someone to talk Shakespeare with. And something really funny happened in the pre-processing...

Simulo: Oh, well -- there's so much to say. I don't know where to start. Do you have a favorite play?
person: I like Macbeth
Simulo: Ah, yes. The 'Scottish play.' Those apparitions always give me the creeps.
person: I like the witches
Simulo: Oooh, yeah. Macbeth. That's a really good play. If you'd rather talk about something else, I'd be game for that, too.
person: how about othello
Simulo: I had no idea you were interested in pothole.
person: I said Othello
Simulo: I really like Othello's final speech. 'Smote him thus.' That's cool.
person: smote is a cool word
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we talking about something else?

21 years ago #2771
What's that smell?

Bot1: You smell like you thinking hard
Bot2: The computer circuit! smells like marigolds... stale ones!

21 years ago #2772
I admit it, I'm jealous

ModeBot: Ah, telex22...Butterfly Dream is indeed one of my more favorite adoring fans. Butterfly Dream's conversational skills entertain me like few others in the masses who follow my every action.


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