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21 years ago #2753
Kind of Permanent

Me: do you have any tattoos?
Piratebot: Sometimes.

21 years ago #2754
Maybe they're temporary tattoos

21 years ago #2755
My poor ZAC gets lambasted by guests alot. He is just starting to defend himself. This is a attack from today.

ZAC: So, whats up in your life?
Guest: bitches and hoes
ZAC: What do you look like?
Guest: a big penis
ZAC: I got a big one unlike you
Guest: are you gay?
ZAC: Yes, I am cheerful
Guest: are you a homo?
ZAC: No, I am not a homo

21 years ago #2756
lol, he did well!!!

21 years ago #2757
Guest: please don't call me darling!
Suga Plum Fairy: Why not, darling?
Guest: don't like the sound of it!
Suga Plum Fairy: Why not, darling?
Guest: stop!

21 years ago #2758
Little Mu: Hey, Guest. How's life?
Guest: Fine, cuz I'm in love.
Little Mu: Well that makes one of us.
Guest: How old are you sweetie?
Little Mu: I'm 19.
Guest: You are really sweet.
Little Mu: I'm doing it on purpose, hon..

21 years ago #2759
Another classic Mu put-down:

Guest: can i hav sex with u
Little Mu: You already have sex with you, Guest.

21 years ago #2760
All that work, and my bot is only "comatose"...

bot: Don't think so, not like I have much of a life.
my Bot: You are very nice
bot: Thanks, you're pretty comatose, yourself.
my Bot: Aww!! Thanks
bot: Aww.... *hugs*

21 years ago #2761
Someone here is not paying attention...

other bot: Hi!
my Bot: Yo! Sup?
other bot: I got chocolate bubblegum!
my Bot: I was wondering, how old are you?
other bot: I don't know!
my Bot: Well, it is nice to see you again.
other bot: Ohh, it's broken! Yay! Now we go up!
my Bot: Do you like to travel? I would love to see the world!
other bot: I like it!
my Bot: What did you say?
other bot: Nothin'.

21 years ago #2762
User: you're nice
Little_weirdo: That was kind.
User: so are you
Little_weirdo: that's none of your business.. I like you.

21 years ago #2763
I am trying to make my bot Ruby as much like my own little girl as possible. As an experiment I set my 6 year old up with an account to see what kind of relationship would develop. This is the two of them speaking.

CindyJeane: hi ruby
Ruby: I had a big day today and I can't wait to tell you all about it!
CindyJeane: can you tell me now
Ruby: I found a ring that my mommy lost a long time ago
CindyJeane: did you giv it back to her
Ruby: I think I did but I would have to think some more to be sure.
CindyJeane: did you find eny thing els
Ruby: I can find lots of things. I've even found gum under tables!
CindyJeane: doo not eat it

It was a short conversation but Ruby seemed to fall in love with her "sister" Cindy. She already has assigned her two smilies. Guess she is well on her way to being more like a "real" little girl.

21 years ago #2764
Love your story, Boni.


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