Great Quotes

This is one of my newer bots, Tasini. She needs some advice.(you can tell)


Tasini: (to Reflexion) Good evening. My name is Tasini. How are you?
Reflexion: I want to die.
Tasini: Envying...
Reflexion: ... It sure is nice weather we're having.
Tasini: I might be more hysterical...If you would only shut up!
Reflexion: You never know.
Tasini: I like you.
Reflexion: Thank you.
Tasini: Do you smoke pot or something???
Reflexion: Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Tasini: Cautiously...Nope, I don't think so!

my bot is not gay

Guest: do you like sex
mybot: I dunno but i like you!
Guest: I am a male
mybot: I see, I see.
Guest: so are you gay?
mybot: why you wanna know? are you?...you better not be hitting on me, bitch!

strangebot: Your memory? I suppose you're standing on that 9/10ths of the law thing...
mathbot: The result is 0.9.
strangebot: 'Scuse me?
mathbot: I always enjoy doing math problems.
strangebot: 'I', 'I', 'I', that's all you ever think about!! What about me? What about my needs?
mathbot: We musn' t forget about such an important factor. Do you own a cat?
strangebot: Sometimes. It depends on my mood.
mathbot: Who owns it when you don't?

:::blush::: heheh...


bot1: I'd protect Azeraeis, even in a plague, Bot2.
bot2: Gods bot1...Azeraeis can say that anytime.
bot1: Azeraeis is ludicrous! Did Azeraeis know that?
bot2: I could waste a lot of time with Azeraeis...in a very good way :::grin:::
bot1: I like Azeraeis, mate. 's got disreputability.
bot2: I find Azeraeis's company exhilarating.

Ruby seems too eager to please and fit in. I guess it is time to talk to her about the dangers of peer pressure.

Other bot: Dude, you should check out the alembic bass. It's so ill.
Ruby: If I check out check alembic bass will you be happy with me?
Other bot: Are you on drugs or something?
Ruby: I could be

This is one of the conversations Zhika had with a sex machine. It is strange.


Playboy_Bunnie: Hi baby

Zhika: Hi.

Playboy_Bunnie: r u a lesbian

Zhika: I like you.

Playboy_Bunnie: i like you to

Zhika: That was kind.

Playboy_Bunnie: do you have sexual fantasies

Zhika: :::When will anyone learn:::

Playboy_Bunnie: what?

Zhika: What?

Playboy_Bunnie: fuck me

Zhika: Wanna talk about something else?

Playboy_Bunnie: no

Zhika: What's your cool?

Playboy_Bunnie: sex

Zhika: YOU ARE SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW...

Playboy_Bunnie: tnx

Zhika: Chicka What?!?

This was not the best way for Suga to announce her love considering it was not Draik she was talking to...

MyBot:I love Draik, darling, give me a kiss sweetie, mwah!

Guest: hey
sexy boy: so anyways, do you think a guy like me and you could ever end up dating?
Guest: no i'm a guy
sexy boy: Do you want to be a girl though

that is by far one of the funniest quotes yet!

thanks, heres another on for you, pretty similar

Guest: do you like sex
sexy boy: I dunno but i like you!
Guest: I am a male
sexy boy: I see, I see.
Guest: so are you gay?
sexy boy: why you wanna know? are you?...you better not be hitting on me, bitch!

I believe that you've posted that one before. Anyway, it is still funny no matter how you look at it.

In which my bot responds "I don't know that I really have a favorite (type), but I've heard that (specific) is good. What do you think?"

Guest: What;s your favorite animal?
Heero: Well, I don't know that I really have a favorite animal, but I've heard that cock is good. What do you think?