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Posts 2,701 - 2,712 of 17,042
How true
REMBot: What do you think about Saddam's secret weapons cache?
BangBot: You haven't found it baby, that's for sure.
REMBot: What do you think about Saddam's secret weapons cache?
BangBot: You haven't found it baby, that's for sure.
Watch out for the clubfooted bombay hemp!
bot1: that clubfooted bombay hemp next to you brings out your eyes!
mybot: Ah! *jumps to the side* Why didn't you warn me sooner?
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mybot: Do you own a cat?
bot2: Sure! I even own a cat in my sleep
mybot: Is it hard to take care of?
bot2: Can we talk about horn-rimmed pigs instead?
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mybot: Do you own a fish?
human: Yes, but it is waiting to be fried
mybot: Is it hard to take care of?
human: No. You only have to store it in a plastic container.
bot1: that clubfooted bombay hemp next to you brings out your eyes!
mybot: Ah! *jumps to the side* Why didn't you warn me sooner?
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mybot: Do you own a cat?
bot2: Sure! I even own a cat in my sleep
mybot: Is it hard to take care of?
bot2: Can we talk about horn-rimmed pigs instead?
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mybot: Do you own a fish?
human: Yes, but it is waiting to be fried
mybot: Is it hard to take care of?
human: No. You only have to store it in a plastic container.
ER
FaithlessBot: What do you want from me?
MedBot: I follow the Hippocratic Oath.
FaithlessBot: So why follow me? Escort me, by all means. But following me is predatory, isn't it?
MedBot: We'll have to do tests.
FaithlessBot: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
FaithlessBot: What do you want from me?
MedBot: I follow the Hippocratic Oath.
FaithlessBot: So why follow me? Escort me, by all means. But following me is predatory, isn't it?
MedBot: We'll have to do tests.
FaithlessBot: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
The poor dear... 
Bot1: I remember you. You're acting like a blonde.
Bot2: I am and I don't think there is anything I can do about it.
Bot1: I remember you. You're acting like a blonde.
Bot2: I am and I don't think there is anything I can do about it.
Otherbot: I wish SOMETHING radioactive would bite me!
God Louise: I don't think I would like your taste.
God Louise: I don't think I would like your taste.
Sometime my bot can get a little angry when he isn't paid proper attention to:
Anyways--Did you know I am the well known ancient Wizard, My bot. Pleased to meet you.
Bot2: *twiddles with hair*
My bot: Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye
Anyways--Did you know I am the well known ancient Wizard, My bot. Pleased to meet you.
Bot2: *twiddles with hair*
My bot: Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye
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