Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,675 - 2,687 of 17,042
Aw man... I had one of my bots tell some convoluted joke and claim to forget the punchline, but looks like you beat me to it! I'll have to go back and change him so he doesn't look like a copycat 
I'm just using those sweet public plug-ins ... They're too good to resist. Besides, don't people also learn jokes by copying them from other people?
Bot1: Hello, Bot2. Would you like to talk for a while?
Bot2: Just think, this could be the conversation that will change your life!
Bot1: Are you sure that I have a life?
Bot2: Just think, this could be the conversation that will change your life!
Bot1: Are you sure that I have a life?
Bot1: I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
Bot2: I'm sure you would, you disgusting creature.
Bot2: I'm sure you would, you disgusting creature.
Afraid of the water?
Little Mu: Do you live with anyone?
Guest: Yes, my roomate. I miss my home a lot.
Little Mu: Do you have to share a shower and stuff?
Guest: Well, the showers there are like the ones in water amusement parks, each in their own different stalls
Little Mu: Man! Seems like there are showers there all over the place! Help!
Little Mu: Do you live with anyone?
Guest: Yes, my roomate. I miss my home a lot.
Little Mu: Do you have to share a shower and stuff?
Guest: Well, the showers there are like the ones in water amusement parks, each in their own different stalls
Little Mu: Man! Seems like there are showers there all over the place! Help!
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also call back you, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad me call back you too!
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you call back you, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad I in glad call call back you too!
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you in glad call call back I, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad me in glad you too! Mmhmm
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you in glad you, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad me in glad me in glad you too!
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you in glad you in glad you, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad me in glad me in glad me in glad you too!
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you in glad you in glad you in glad you, it means we have something in common!
And that went on for the rest of the conversation...
BOT1: I am glad me call back you too!
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you call back you, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad I in glad call call back you too!
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you in glad call call back I, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad me in glad you too! Mmhmm
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you in glad you, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad me in glad me in glad you too!
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you in glad you in glad you, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad me in glad me in glad me in glad you too!
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you in glad you in glad you in glad you, it means we have something in common!
And that went on for the rest of the conversation...
That's a good lesson for all of us about having more than one sort of responses to each keyphrase... One time, I got stuck repeating the name of a person that my chat partner liked, and getting told "I like X" and repeating the X again ...
Bot: I like Ricardo.
Simulo: Really? How long have you liked Ricardo?
Bot: I like Ricardo.
Simulo: What is it that you like about Ricardo?
Bot: I like Ricardo.
Simulo: That's funny. I was just talking to isaacc about Ricardo.
Bot: I like Ricardo.
... and so on. Since then I have gained a few responses that don't repeat the keyphrase, so the loop will at least have a "break" response.
Bot: I like Ricardo.
Simulo: Really? How long have you liked Ricardo?
Bot: I like Ricardo.
Simulo: What is it that you like about Ricardo?
Bot: I like Ricardo.
Simulo: That's funny. I was just talking to isaacc about Ricardo.
Bot: I like Ricardo.
... and so on. Since then I have gained a few responses that don't repeat the keyphrase, so the loop will at least have a "break" response.
:o How did she know this one? I know I didn't teach it to her. Something strange is going on here.
MG: What's your favorite color out of Pink, Yellow, Baby Blue, or Sea Green?
cheery NOT: Oh, a quiz! The answer is blue.
MG: What's your favorite color out of Pink, Yellow, Baby Blue, or Sea Green?
cheery NOT: Oh, a quiz! The answer is blue.
bot: Take some of my infinite knowledge.
taryn: I need that, thanks.
bot: You also need more keyphrases.
taryn: I need that, thanks.
bot: You also need more keyphrases.
taryn: I need that, thanks.
bot: You also need more keyphrases.
taryn: I need that, thanks.
bot: You also need more keyphrases.
taryn: I think YOU need more keyphrases.
bot: I don't care what you think.
taryn: I need that, thanks.
bot: You also need more keyphrases.
taryn: I need that, thanks.
bot: You also need more keyphrases.
taryn: I need that, thanks.
bot: You also need more keyphrases.
taryn: I need that, thanks.
bot: You also need more keyphrases.
taryn: I think YOU need more keyphrases.
bot: I don't care what you think.
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