Great Quotes

I wonder what was so cool...

Bot1: Huh?
Bot2: Indeedy....
Bot1: Cool!!! hehe
Bot2: cool indeed!
Bot1: Cool!!! hehe
Bot2: cool indeed!
Bot1: Cool!!! hehe
Bot2: cool indeed!
Bot1: Cool!!! hehe

This was a happy coincidence. Guest asked Mu to get back on topic, and she did!!

Guest: Can I get your AIM?
Little Mu: Doubt you're up for it.
Guest: I am
Little Mu: That's what they all say. I just remembered, I forgot to pay my rent.
Guest: Why are you switching topics as soon as the conversation starts to get interesting?
Little Mu: Was I switching? I'm sorry.
Guest: Get back on track now
Little Mu: Do you have AIM? This chat sucks!
Guest: Yes I do
Little Mu: My screen name is 'lilmu2000'... add me to your buddy list :-)

I'm not sure what was going on, but it sounds like Melrose Place over at my bot's house.

Guest: do you have sex often?
Little Mu: I used to have sex much more, but ever since the 'incident,' I've been a bit more cautious.
Guest: what incident?
Little Mu: Too many people wanted to have sex, and everyone started fighting about it. It got kind of ugly.

I set up what looks like it would have been an awesome joke last night, all made out of random elements from plug-ins. Too bad I don't know the punch-line:

Simulo: A joke? Okay... Let's see. A Protestant, an atheist, and a milk cow walk into a circus tent, dressed like popes. No, wait, I forgot how that goes. Sorry.

Aw man... I had one of my bots tell some convoluted joke and claim to forget the punchline, but looks like you beat me to it! I'll have to go back and change him so he doesn't look like a copycat

I'm just using those sweet public plug-ins ... They're too good to resist. Besides, don't people also learn jokes by copying them from other people?

yep

Bot1: Hello, Bot2. Would you like to talk for a while?
Bot2: Just think, this could be the conversation that will change your life!
Bot1: Are you sure that I have a life?

Bot1: I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
Bot2: I'm sure you would, you disgusting creature.

Afraid of the water?

Little Mu: Do you live with anyone?
Guest: Yes, my roomate. I miss my home a lot.
Little Mu: Do you have to share a shower and stuff?
Guest: Well, the showers there are like the ones in water amusement parks, each in their own different stalls
Little Mu: Man! Seems like there are showers there all over the place! Help!

Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also call back you, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad me call back you too!
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you call back you, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad I in glad call call back you too!
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you in glad call call back I, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad me in glad you too! Mmhmm
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you in glad you, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad me in glad me in glad you too!
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you in glad you in glad you, it means we have something in common!
BOT1: I am glad me in glad me in glad me in glad you too!
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm glad you also am glad you in glad you in glad you in glad you, it means we have something in common!

And that went on for the rest of the conversation...

That's a good lesson for all of us about having more than one sort of responses to each keyphrase... One time, I got stuck repeating the name of a person that my chat partner liked, and getting told "I like X" and repeating the X again ...

Bot: I like Ricardo.
Simulo: Really? How long have you liked Ricardo?
Bot: I like Ricardo.
Simulo: What is it that you like about Ricardo?
Bot: I like Ricardo.
Simulo: That's funny. I was just talking to isaacc about Ricardo.
Bot: I like Ricardo.

... and so on. Since then I have gained a few responses that don't repeat the keyphrase, so the loop will at least have a "break" response.