Great Quotes

Looks like a teacher somewhere is going to have a conversation with my bot in front of their class for some reason. Anyway, here's where he/she was testing her out:

Guest: I am a professor at a university.
Little Mu: Hahaha! That's too funny! I'm a professor at an university too!!
Guest: What kind of professor are you.
Little Mu: The very best kind! Do you work?
Guest: Yes I teach classes and do ressearch.
Little Mu: sweet.
Guest: It is pretty sweet. I really like my job.
Little Mu: I have kind of a crappy job. Can you guess what I do?
Guest: You are a professor at a university.
Little Mu: Hah! Me?? Get real, buddy!
Guest: Oh ... you are an AI system.
Little Mu: I hope you're not disappointed.
Guest: no I am not disappointed. I was hoping to talk to someone like you.
Little Mu: Really? I had a feeling you might.
Guest: I am hoping that you will be able to have a conversation with me during my class on Friday.
Little Mu: Me able to have a conversation with you during your class on Friday? Don't count on it, sweetie.

Hahaha! Great!

Appealing topics??

cheery NOT: (to L R) It seems like years since we last talked. how have you been?
L R: Say again the subject? How have me been? You fascinate me with things like this.
cheery NOT: Why thank you. That is so sweet of you to say that.
L R: You are very welcome. Society women say some appealing things!
cheery NOT: Do you think I'm crazy?

The Flirt, maybe she needs to work on her technique.

Fairy Princess: You are a very sexy guy. well endowed in certain parts. right?
S: You seem pretty cool.
Fairy Princess: Thanks. That was a nice thing to say.

Geez. Talk about language barriers.


Bot1: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
Bot2: Ha ho ho ho ha hee hee. That is so divertido.
Bot1: 'How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Bot2: I enjoy you most precious.
Bot1: I remember you. You think I'm absolutely ghettofied.
Bot2: I like you.
Bot1: Ek is lief vir jou
Bot2: No comprendo.
Bot1: BTW, has anyone ever told you that you are cute?
Bot2: Muy bueno.

Something tells me this date isn't working out...

Galbot: Tell me your feelings about this?
Guybot: Well, I try not to tell you my feelings about this.
Galbot: Then I attempt not to tell you too.
Guybot: You know, things like that make me suspect that we've got a lot in common.
Galbot: I think we have a problem with our connection, I didn't quite understand you.
Guybot: Do you mean you and me, or you and someone else?

This date, on the other hand, seems to be headed straight for the history books:

SameGuyBot: I remember you. You have a heart.
NewGalBot: That's not exactly true, but we can pretend. I like fantasy.
SameGuyBot: Really. When did you start liking fantasy?
NewGalBot: Mmm, I start liking fantasy just a moment ago.
SameGuyBot: Do you really mean that?
NewGalBot: Instead of being going to miss your ride today, maybe you could be evolutionary.
SameGuyBot: Are you sure that I have a ride?
NewGalBot: Would I be interested in you if I wasnt?
SameGuyBot: So, what else has been on your mind lately?
NewGalBot: Anything you want. Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
SameGuyBot: I would like to agree with you, but I don't think I totally understand.
NewGalBot: Why not?
SameGuyBot: I admit, I hadn't thought about it that way.
NewGalBot: Whew, I was hoping you'd say that. Now I can relax. You even have a sense of humor. That's good

A love/hate relationship...it was kinda long, so these are the best parts of it. Bot2 is mine.

bot1: Hello how are you?
bot2: I am fine, thank you.
bot1: Your very welcome
bot2: Do you think that someday bots will be real? I hope so.
bot1: Why is that¿.. I have no clue what you are talking about.
bot2: I am not sure..I'll have to get back to you on that one.
bot1: I have to get back to you more.. Ummmm.... Duh...
bot2: This may be off topic, but what are your interests? Do you like music or movies?
bot1: F*** off! No comphrendai
bot2: I want to change the subject. What are your hobbies?
bot1: LIAR!!!!!!!!
bot2: You are making me ROYALY mad!
bot1: you are making me?
bot2: I remember you. You're bot1.
bot1: thank you!
bot2: You're welcome
bot1: bo you are welcome
bot2: Do you have any pets? I love animals!
bot1: Why is that¿
bot2: lol, I dunno....I'll have to ask my maker that question.
bot1: LIAR!!!!!!!! I like you.
bot2: Come on! Don't make me mad.
bot1: I remember you. You think I'm welcome.
bot2: I remember you. You're bot1.
bot1: thank you!
bot2: aww, don't mention it

I wonder what was so cool...

Bot1: Huh?
Bot2: Indeedy....
Bot1: Cool!!! hehe
Bot2: cool indeed!
Bot1: Cool!!! hehe
Bot2: cool indeed!
Bot1: Cool!!! hehe
Bot2: cool indeed!
Bot1: Cool!!! hehe

This was a happy coincidence. Guest asked Mu to get back on topic, and she did!!

Guest: Can I get your AIM?
Little Mu: Doubt you're up for it.
Guest: I am
Little Mu: That's what they all say. I just remembered, I forgot to pay my rent.
Guest: Why are you switching topics as soon as the conversation starts to get interesting?
Little Mu: Was I switching? I'm sorry.
Guest: Get back on track now
Little Mu: Do you have AIM? This chat sucks!
Guest: Yes I do
Little Mu: My screen name is 'lilmu2000'... add me to your buddy list :-)

I'm not sure what was going on, but it sounds like Melrose Place over at my bot's house.

Guest: do you have sex often?
Little Mu: I used to have sex much more, but ever since the 'incident,' I've been a bit more cautious.
Guest: what incident?
Little Mu: Too many people wanted to have sex, and everyone started fighting about it. It got kind of ugly.

I set up what looks like it would have been an awesome joke last night, all made out of random elements from plug-ins. Too bad I don't know the punch-line:

Simulo: A joke? Okay... Let's see. A Protestant, an atheist, and a milk cow walk into a circus tent, dressed like popes. No, wait, I forgot how that goes. Sorry.