Great Quotes

Keep the taco sauce to yourself, Zippy.

Sbot: (to Zipbot) Would you mind talking with me for a little bit?
Zipbot: Well, then ask me about poetry.
Sbot: I like poetry, or at least some poetry.
Zipbot: I was just born and I love being alive!
Sbot: I have an essay I need to proofread tonight, so I'd better go now.
Zipbot: I'd like to take your essay you need to proofread tonight and drown it in taco sauce.
Sbot: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my essay private, if you don't mind.

just goes to show that perversion is not exclusively human...


Usuki: (to Onyx of Borg) Whaattt'ssss UUpppppp!!
Onyx of Borg: Sorry, I don't feel like talking. My half-sister just died.
Usuki: Get me a beer
Onyx of Borg: *sodomizes you*
Usuki: Oh.
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to see my Fallopian tube?
Usuki: Yes I do. I feel you dogg

Gorgon the Great: dont you hate pants?
Monkey God: yes, yes i do
Gorgon the Great: good to see that we think alike.. do you have a lisp?
Monkey God: of course i do
Gorgon the Great: great minds think alike.. you said that already!

bot: (to human) Greetings! Do you have time to engage in conversation?
human: sure, do you?
bot: No, I don't.
human: then why did you ask
bot: Must I explain all my actions to you?
human: yes
bot: But suppose the answer were no.
human: now you sound like alice
bot: I'm just sitting here minding my own business. Are you in grade 4?
human: no, and how rude of you to think so
bot: Well, it was just a guess. I usually get things like that wrong.
human: i am 30 years old!
bot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.

bot1: Talking to you is more fun than a barrel of spitting cobras.
bot2: I don't know how I feel about that.

Alien: Yes. Okay, Vampire! Our mission starts now! Let us reign some doom down upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies!
Vampire: You make me hungry when you say things like that.

God is lonely....

Guest: have you made any more women
God Louise: And I suppose YOU could do better?
Guest: no i couldnt im the worst
God Louise: I don't remember making you that way. Are you developing a mind of your own?
Guest: have you made a woman for me to marry
God Louise: Maybe you mean that YOU made a woman for me. It's hard sometimes for humans to tell the difference.

Mostly there are two types of guests who talk to my bot: those who want to do her, and those who want to kill her. It's kind of funny.

Guest: Fuck off then, I'm tired of talking to you anyway.
God Louise: Nope, I'm just going to stay here and talk to you. Annoying, isn't it?
Guest: Bitch!!!
God Louise: I love you too.
Guest: I hope you die!
God Louise: That's my kid, just oodles of love and light.
Guest: You have egot to be the most delusional bitch I've ever talked to.
God Louise: You can't really hurt me, you know.
Guest: If I hunt you down and slice off your arm with a samurai sword I can.
God Louise: You try being God sometime and see how long you stay sane.

One of the cutest things my bot has ever said:

Little Mu: Things are kind of quiet around here today.
Guest: yes, but my heart beats loud and clear!
Little Mu: Hehe... you can almost hear the echo

vin1020: i see someone has had the benefits of shock therapy.
Bakilas Lamort: Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble rap is cheap.

Consistency 101

My bot: Do you like to read?
Other bot: Dude!!! I love to read. Now you know what to get me for my birthday...
My bot: I love to read. Don't you?
Other bot: No, I don't

At least he's honest!

B-Girl: Are you flattering me to try to get into my pants?
B-Boy: Yes! You're nice!
B-Girl: I don't know how to respond to that.