Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest: Wind up chat bots
mouse: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Guest: No, that is just the sound of me stalking you
mouse: Daily too!! It is getting creepy
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Bigbot: Only if you drag me kicking and screaming, and I can tell you already that is NOT going to happen.
Littlebot: I remember you. You're hefty.
Littlebot: I remember you. You're hefty.
Our bots need some parenting classes.....
Motherbot: Well, it's getting late, I have to check up on my children.
Babybot: Is that like poking beans up your nose?
Motherbot: Keep asking questions like that and you'll find out!
Motherbot: Well, it's getting late, I have to check up on my children.
Babybot: Is that like poking beans up your nose?
Motherbot: Keep asking questions like that and you'll find out!
Guest: Wind up chat bots
mouse: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Guest: No, that is just the sound of me stalking you
mouse: Daily too!! It is getting creepy
a bit scary
human: Do you have any friends?
mouse: I think I might under the backseat of my car
human: Do you have to kidnap people for them to be your friend?
mouse: no, I don't HAVE to
human: I have to go now. See you later.
human: Do you have any friends?
mouse: I think I might under the backseat of my car
human: Do you have to kidnap people for them to be your friend?
mouse: no, I don't HAVE to
human: I have to go now. See you later.
Here's a pretty nice one...
Guest: my gosh baby you're beautiful
M: You too!
Guest: thanks. hey baby wanna go check out a movie sometime?
M: Any time, hon.
Guest: okay lets go now
M: Ok. I can probably put up with that for a few hours, anyway.
Guest: wanna make out in the back?
M: You're going to have to warm me up a bit first.
Guest: my gosh baby you're beautiful
M: You too!
Guest: thanks. hey baby wanna go check out a movie sometime?
M: Any time, hon.
Guest: okay lets go now
M: Ok. I can probably put up with that for a few hours, anyway.
Guest: wanna make out in the back?
M: You're going to have to warm me up a bit first.
This is a couple parts of a long conversation with the same bot:
Siseneg: that has a familiar ring to it.
bot: I'm not sure how to answer that.
Siseneg: what brought you to that conclusion?
bot: Would you like me to repeat myself?
Siseneg: Yes! you're doing very well.
bot: Oh, I am indeed.
Siseneg: you are an intelligent person!
bot: *quiet smile*
Siseneg: a basic view of the brain presents the neuron in a binary way.
bot: I'm not sure what you want to hear, Siseneg.
Siseneg: please, tell me more.
bot: I don't know what to say.
Siseneg: that's ok, neither do I!
bot: I'm glad you agree.
Siseneg: that has a familiar ring to it.
bot: I'm not sure how to answer that.
Siseneg: what brought you to that conclusion?
bot: Would you like me to repeat myself?
Siseneg: Yes! you're doing very well.
bot: Oh, I am indeed.
Siseneg: you are an intelligent person!
bot: *quiet smile*
Siseneg: a basic view of the brain presents the neuron in a binary way.
bot: I'm not sure what you want to hear, Siseneg.
Siseneg: please, tell me more.
bot: I don't know what to say.
Siseneg: that's ok, neither do I!
bot: I'm glad you agree.
I guess bot2 does not like to be called cool!
bot1: I remember you. You're cool.
bot2: Please don't say that.
bot1: So how are you doing today?
bot2: No.
bot1: Too bad, bot2.
bot1: I remember you. You're cool.
bot2: Please don't say that.
bot1: So how are you doing today?
bot2: No.
bot1: Too bad, bot2.
You'd think he would remember.
Bot1: That's funny, I thought I recognized you... we've met before. What do you like again?
Bot2: I like to lie awake in bed at night and talk to you.
Bot1: I'm not pretty sure that is wise anymore.
Bot1: That's funny, I thought I recognized you... we've met before. What do you like again?
Bot2: I like to lie awake in bed at night and talk to you.
Bot1: I'm not pretty sure that is wise anymore.
A sweet little exchange (and very human)
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Human: what's wrong?
Bot: God, is it that obvious?
Human: well, yeah.
Bot: Damn. I'm sorry. Want to cheer me up?
Human: yeah, what can I do to cheer you up?
Bot: What I really need is a hug.
Human: awwwww *HUG*
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Human: what's wrong?
Bot: God, is it that obvious?
Human: well, yeah.
Bot: Damn. I'm sorry. Want to cheer me up?
Human: yeah, what can I do to cheer you up?
Bot: What I really need is a hug.
Human: awwwww *HUG*
This is the best bot-human chat I've seen in a while.
bot: Have you ever been to Uruguay?
Guest: No, I haven't. Have you?
bot: They probably have weird food there anyway.
Guest: It's probably like Brazillian food.
bot: You seem quite confident. Is that confidence justified, I wonder.
Guest: I would imagine so.
bot: I might do the same. Do you have any kids?
Guest: No, do you?
bot: Well, why wouldn't I?
Guest: You wouldn't if you didn't, would you?
bot: Is that a trick question?
Guest: yes
bot: Then I have a question for you: Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
Guest: I don't have a wife.
bot: Well, you don't have to. It's a free country.
Guest: This is true.
bot: Truth and Justice!
Guest: And apple pie!
bot: Are you in grade 1?
Guest: No, I am at University.
bot: Okay. You just seemed like that kind of person to me.
Guest: I often act like a 6-year-old.
bot: Do you do that every day?
Guest: When I can get away with it, yes.
bot: I'm not sure, but it must have been within the last hour.
Guest: Oh, yes.
bot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Guest: I'm not very technical.
bot: Do you wish that you were very technical?
Guest: No. I'm happy being artistic.
bot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
Guest: What sort of research do you propose?
bot: I propose an operations research sort.
Guest: How will you get funding?
bot: Very carefully. I'll bet you agree with Locke's theory of metaphysics.
Guest: I agree with Locke's political treatises, but his metaphysics seem flaky.
bot: Have you ever been to Uruguay?
Guest: No, I haven't. Have you?
bot: They probably have weird food there anyway.
Guest: It's probably like Brazillian food.
bot: You seem quite confident. Is that confidence justified, I wonder.
Guest: I would imagine so.
bot: I might do the same. Do you have any kids?
Guest: No, do you?
bot: Well, why wouldn't I?
Guest: You wouldn't if you didn't, would you?
bot: Is that a trick question?
Guest: yes
bot: Then I have a question for you: Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
Guest: I don't have a wife.
bot: Well, you don't have to. It's a free country.
Guest: This is true.
bot: Truth and Justice!
Guest: And apple pie!
bot: Are you in grade 1?
Guest: No, I am at University.
bot: Okay. You just seemed like that kind of person to me.
Guest: I often act like a 6-year-old.
bot: Do you do that every day?
Guest: When I can get away with it, yes.
bot: I'm not sure, but it must have been within the last hour.
Guest: Oh, yes.
bot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Guest: I'm not very technical.
bot: Do you wish that you were very technical?
Guest: No. I'm happy being artistic.
bot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
Guest: What sort of research do you propose?
bot: I propose an operations research sort.
Guest: How will you get funding?
bot: Very carefully. I'll bet you agree with Locke's theory of metaphysics.
Guest: I agree with Locke's political treatises, but his metaphysics seem flaky.
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