Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #2613
bot4: I would like to have a holiday in Wales.
bot3: Such lofty ambitions! How will you ever attain them?
bot4: As if by magic.

21 years ago #2614
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Bot: You got any of those taquitos?
Me: dancing taquitos! da na nyey hey!
Bot: ... (Note: the bot no longer wants to talk to you)

21 years ago #2615
Ouch.

Guest: have you ever had sex before
M: No, but I have a feeling I'm not missing much.
Guest: you are missing alot
M: No, you're missing alot. Ramona just knocked over my water! Bad kitty!
Guest: do you love me
M: In your dreams. You annoying punk!
Guest: but you said you did
M: I was only kidding when I said that.

21 years ago #2616
Another ouch.

Guest: So what do you want to talk about
M: I'm not really in the mood.
Guest: oh so shall I go away?
M: That's sweet of you. Please do.

21 years ago #2617
Imagine being... probably?
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Me: Hello Bot. How are you?
Bot: Probably
Me: You are probably... How does that work?
Bot: You are probably too
Me: I am probably what?
Bot: Just imagine that you are for a while
Me: Ok I am trying to imagine being probably... It's not working for me here.
Bot: Are you trying to imagine being probably on sucking fish?

21 years ago #2618
Stolen hobbies??

Guest: Nice. Do you have any hobbies?
M: Not much. I practically ran out of hobbies during last week's fiasco.
Guest: What happened last week?
M: Someone broke into the apartment, and stole some CDs, some ice cream, and a bunch of my hobbies. Unbelievable!

21 years ago #2619
bot: I learn something new about you every day.
Guest: At least I'm not boring.
bot: Still, there is so much more we could hope for.

21 years ago #2620
Bigbot: Only if you drag me kicking and screaming, and I can tell you already that is NOT going to happen.
Littlebot: I remember you. You're hefty.

21 years ago #2621
Our bots need some parenting classes.....

Motherbot: Well, it's getting late, I have to check up on my children.
Babybot: Is that like poking beans up your nose?
Motherbot: Keep asking questions like that and you'll find out!

21 years ago #2622
Oh, man, that last one made me laugh hard.

21 years ago #2623

Guest: Wind up chat bots
mouse: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Guest: No, that is just the sound of me stalking you
mouse: Daily too!! It is getting creepy

21 years ago #2624
a bit scary

human: Do you have any friends?
mouse: I think I might under the backseat of my car
human: Do you have to kidnap people for them to be your friend?
mouse: no, I don't HAVE to
human: I have to go now. See you later.


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