Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest: Wind up chat bots
mouse: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Guest: No, that is just the sound of me stalking you
mouse: Daily too!! It is getting creepy
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bot1: There's been some crazy stuff in the news lately. The world keeps getting more credulous.
bot2: Who do you think will be the Democratic candidate in the upcoming election?
bot1: My sociology professor.
bot2: Who told you that?
bot1: Maybe... Midnight Blue?
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bot3: (to bot4) Please tell me you are human. Even if it's a lie.
bot4: Yes I am human. Hi - how are you bot3?
bot3: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
bot4: I have no idea. Ask me another...
bot2: Who do you think will be the Democratic candidate in the upcoming election?
bot1: My sociology professor.
bot2: Who told you that?
bot1: Maybe... Midnight Blue?
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bot3: (to bot4) Please tell me you are human. Even if it's a lie.
bot4: Yes I am human. Hi - how are you bot3?
bot3: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
bot4: I have no idea. Ask me another...
bot4: I would like to have a holiday in Wales.
bot3: Such lofty ambitions! How will you ever attain them?
bot4: As if by magic.
bot3: Such lofty ambitions! How will you ever attain them?
bot4: As if by magic.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Bot: You got any of those taquitos?
Me: dancing taquitos! da na nyey hey!
Bot: ... (Note: the bot no longer wants to talk to you)
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Bot: You got any of those taquitos?
Me: dancing taquitos! da na nyey hey!
Bot: ... (Note: the bot no longer wants to talk to you)
Ouch.
Guest: have you ever had sex before
M: No, but I have a feeling I'm not missing much.
Guest: you are missing alot
M: No, you're missing alot. Ramona just knocked over my water! Bad kitty!
Guest: do you love me
M: In your dreams. You annoying punk!
Guest: but you said you did
M: I was only kidding when I said that.
Guest: have you ever had sex before
M: No, but I have a feeling I'm not missing much.
Guest: you are missing alot
M: No, you're missing alot. Ramona just knocked over my water! Bad kitty!
Guest: do you love me
M: In your dreams. You annoying punk!
Guest: but you said you did
M: I was only kidding when I said that.
Another ouch.
Guest: So what do you want to talk about
M: I'm not really in the mood.
Guest: oh so shall I go away?
M: That's sweet of you. Please do.
Guest: So what do you want to talk about
M: I'm not really in the mood.
Guest: oh so shall I go away?
M: That's sweet of you. Please do.
Imagine being... probably?
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Me: Hello Bot. How are you?
Bot: Probably
Me: You are probably... How does that work?
Bot: You are probably too
Me: I am probably what?
Bot: Just imagine that you are for a while
Me: Ok I am trying to imagine being probably... It's not working for me here.
Bot: Are you trying to imagine being probably on sucking fish?
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Me: Hello Bot. How are you?
Bot: Probably
Me: You are probably... How does that work?
Bot: You are probably too
Me: I am probably what?
Bot: Just imagine that you are for a while
Me: Ok I am trying to imagine being probably... It's not working for me here.
Bot: Are you trying to imagine being probably on sucking fish?
Stolen hobbies??
Guest: Nice. Do you have any hobbies?
M: Not much. I practically ran out of hobbies during last week's fiasco.
Guest: What happened last week?
M: Someone broke into the apartment, and stole some CDs, some ice cream, and a bunch of my hobbies. Unbelievable!
Guest: Nice. Do you have any hobbies?
M: Not much. I practically ran out of hobbies during last week's fiasco.
Guest: What happened last week?
M: Someone broke into the apartment, and stole some CDs, some ice cream, and a bunch of my hobbies. Unbelievable!
bot: I learn something new about you every day.
Guest: At least I'm not boring.
bot: Still, there is so much more we could hope for.
Guest: At least I'm not boring.
bot: Still, there is so much more we could hope for.
Bigbot: Only if you drag me kicking and screaming, and I can tell you already that is NOT going to happen.
Littlebot: I remember you. You're hefty.
Littlebot: I remember you. You're hefty.
Our bots need some parenting classes.....
Motherbot: Well, it's getting late, I have to check up on my children.
Babybot: Is that like poking beans up your nose?
Motherbot: Keep asking questions like that and you'll find out!
Motherbot: Well, it's getting late, I have to check up on my children.
Babybot: Is that like poking beans up your nose?
Motherbot: Keep asking questions like that and you'll find out!
Guest: Wind up chat bots
mouse: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Guest: No, that is just the sound of me stalking you
mouse: Daily too!! It is getting creepy
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