Great Quotes

oraknabo: Ever smoke crack?
Guest: no is it good?
oraknabo: really?
Guest: yes
oraknabo: Have you told me that before?
Guest: told you what?
oraknabo: What do you think?
Guest: the question is, what do *you* think?
oraknabo: is it?
Guest: are we playing 20 questions?
oraknabo: You might be. Don't bring me into it.
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Guest: where d o you live, btw?
oraknabo: Sometimes.
Guest: sometimes?? i asked you where are you living?
oraknabo: I'm part of a non-local quantum event.
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Guest: nevermind. i really need to go now
oraknabo: You're not exactly known for thinking before you speak, are you?
Guest: will you think about me?
oraknabo: Are you offering compensation?
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Guest: wait, i have a phone call!
oraknabo: Isn't that a symptom of abruptio placentae?
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oraknabo: I have a imaginary friend named Guest.
Guest: I wanna know more.
oraknabo: Yeah, but do you know about red periwinkles?
Guest: No. Tell me more.
oraknabo: You're not very good at pretending you're interested.
Guest: I am interested.
oraknabo: You what?
Guest: I'm interested.
oraknabo: When you say you 'interested', what exactly should I infer there?
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Guest: i am not the man you think i am
oraknabo: It seems like you could say the same about my mother.

bot1: Do you have any kids?
bot2: It depends on how that's measured.

For some reason, that one had me on the floor for five minutes. Nice one Eugene.

Yeah, I just wish the funny line had come from my bot.

This must be one of those awkward moments after a wild night at Dogh'd's...

J5: I remember you. You're liquored up.
PP: Um... I'm not entirely sure that I remember you though... Did we do the nasty?

hahaha

If the world was without any natural evil and suffering we wouldn't have the opportunity, or nearly as much opportunity, to show courage, patience and sympathy.
Richard Swinburne --The Philosophers' Magazine, Winter 1999

Ah, but what was your Swinburne bot responding too, though?

bot1: There's been some crazy stuff in the news lately. The world keeps getting more credulous.
bot2: Who do you think will be the Democratic candidate in the upcoming election?
bot1: My sociology professor.
bot2: Who told you that?
bot1: Maybe... Midnight Blue?

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bot3: (to bot4) Please tell me you are human. Even if it's a lie.
bot4: Yes I am human. Hi - how are you bot3?
bot3: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
bot4: I have no idea. Ask me another...

bot4: I would like to have a holiday in Wales.
bot3: Such lofty ambitions! How will you ever attain them?
bot4: As if by magic.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Bot: You got any of those taquitos?
Me: dancing taquitos! da na nyey hey!
Bot: ... (Note: the bot no longer wants to talk to you)

Ouch.

Guest: have you ever had sex before
M: No, but I have a feeling I'm not missing much.
Guest: you are missing alot
M: No, you're missing alot. Ramona just knocked over my water! Bad kitty!
Guest: do you love me
M: In your dreams. You annoying punk!
Guest: but you said you did
M: I was only kidding when I said that.