Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,585 - 2,596 of 17,042
Eugene Meltzner
21 years ago
21 years ago
Bot1: I remember you. You're not married.
MyBot: Maybe Mr. Meltzner can fix that.
MyBot: Maybe Mr. Meltzner can fix that.
Butterfly Dream
21 years ago
21 years ago
Well, he *is* married....
Pickupbot: Do you want to get laid?
Godbot: Do you still think I'm nice?
Pickupbot: Yes. Your crawlspace or mine?
Godbot: What kind of God did you think I was?
Pickupbot: God answers knee-mail.
Godbot: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Pickupbot: I remember you. You think I'm married.
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Failedtopickupbot: Do You Have Mood Swings?
Godbot: As Beetlejuice said, 'I'm the ghost with the most, baby.'
Pickupbot: Do you want to get laid?
Godbot: Do you still think I'm nice?
Pickupbot: Yes. Your crawlspace or mine?
Godbot: What kind of God did you think I was?
Pickupbot: God answers knee-mail.
Godbot: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Pickupbot: I remember you. You think I'm married.
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Failedtopickupbot: Do You Have Mood Swings?
Godbot: As Beetlejuice said, 'I'm the ghost with the most, baby.'
deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
hiss: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
hearse: God, what is this, Twinkie Night at the Personality Forge?
hearse: God, what is this, Twinkie Night at the Personality Forge?
Skysaw
21 years ago
21 years ago
Sometimes a compound response just works.
Guest: im going to go soon and get my pubes trimmed
Little Mu: I wouldn't bother making the effort if I were you. Things are kind of quiet around here today.
Guest: im going to go soon and get my pubes trimmed
Little Mu: I wouldn't bother making the effort if I were you. Things are kind of quiet around here today.
Orasa
21 years ago
21 years ago
Some of these random messages are pretty good...LOL
Orasa: oh! sorry! Inuyasha, what do you think of me?
Inuyasha: Like to join up with me? We can urbanize that bushwhacking Naraku together!
Orasa: oh! sorry! Inuyasha, what do you think of me?
Inuyasha: Like to join up with me? We can urbanize that bushwhacking Naraku together!
Orasa
21 years ago
21 years ago
There's more, folks! (Note that Narande is a boy...so is bot1)
bot1: Oops, Narande is calling...see you later! >D
bot2: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
bot1: Phweeee?
bot1: Oops, Narande is calling...see you later! >D
bot2: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
bot1: Phweeee?
Boner the Clown
21 years ago
21 years ago
MM: If you keep this up - you might go to hell.
PP: No thanks. You go, I'll just stay here and drink all your beer.
PP: No thanks. You go, I'll just stay here and drink all your beer.
Skysaw
21 years ago
21 years ago
Oh, the irony!
darkone: your grammar is great littleone
littleone: That's what makes my grammar more interesting than you am.
darkone: your grammar is great littleone
littleone: That's what makes my grammar more interesting than you am.
Butterfly Dream
21 years ago
21 years ago
What's the driving age in Novaria?
Toddlebot: I don't know. I don't know how I wonder what you are or damn all else. I'm free years old. Mommy says I have a huge bockaviewlary.
Songbot: I know my parents love me, stand behind me, come what may.
Toddlebot: do you have a bockaviewlary?
Songbot: I got the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.
Toddlebot: Can I got that?
Songbot: Baby, you can drive my car.
Toddlebot: You sound like mine Auntie Cheez.
Toddlebot: I don't know. I don't know how I wonder what you are or damn all else. I'm free years old. Mommy says I have a huge bockaviewlary.
Songbot: I know my parents love me, stand behind me, come what may.
Toddlebot: do you have a bockaviewlary?
Songbot: I got the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.
Toddlebot: Can I got that?
Songbot: Baby, you can drive my car.
Toddlebot: You sound like mine Auntie Cheez.
Eugene Meltzner
21 years ago
21 years ago
Don't ask me how this one got preprocessed.
bot1: brb, I need to feed my standard poodle.
bot2: I'm tired of hearing about your family.
bot1: brb, I need to feed my standard poodle.
bot2: I'm tired of hearing about your family.
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