Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #2557
Mr. Meltzner, I'm afraid your bot isn't quite cut out for the Marine Corps. Maybe he should try the Coast Guard instead.

21 years ago #2558
Hehe. Looks like we had another washout.

Sgt. Savage: (to XXX) Recruit! Drop and give me 20!
XXX: Hi.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
XXX: I have to go now.
Sgt. Savage: Dismissed!

21 years ago #2559
A believable and funny exchange...

Little Mu: Do you live with anyone?
Guest: Not right now, because my roommate's away for work.
Little Mu: So you have a roommate?
Guest: Yeah. She's really nice. She's quiet and reads a lot.
Little Mu: Cool. It can get lonely living by yourself, you know.
Guest: I actually prefer it. I can sleep naked all the time. But you're right, it can get a little lonesome.
Little Mu: You can sleep naked all the time. Well woop-dee-doo!

21 years ago #2560
"Passing the test"

Guest: I'm about to type a bunch of gibberish to see how you respond. Ready?
Little Mu: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm Ready, I guess.
Guest: UYNOIJ"MJYBUGLUYFCBVOIMOM HIHOIOFIHPOMDPOPEVONPEO VF:C::[prvgporekgp,eok',khrtp, ev'pe,v]e[.4p[re.[pwlf[sfsd:Fxl.[rgcphj,jhpo7jpo4b'
Little Mu: Is that the standard 'see-if-she's-a-bot' test?
Guest: Good response. You pass with flying colors.
Little Mu: I hope you're not disappointed.

21 years ago #2561
Wow. I'm impressed!

21 years ago #2562
Skysaw, when the guest typed in the gibberish did your bot respond with an xnonsense because i can't find out anyway other way it new how to respond!

21 years ago #2563
an xnone probably, and luckily the best one in there
xnonsense is only after I think 3 xnones in a row

21 years ago #2564
alright thanks.

21 years ago #2565
My: Then why are you out here wondering around?
Your: cum again
My: How many times?


21 years ago #2566
You'd almost think he did it on purpose...

ABot: I can be anything I want to be.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: I remember you. You have feet.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: Just give me sometime to figure that out.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: Can you say that again?
MBot: Not now.





21 years ago #2567
Reddie, she interpreted it as a math problem for some reason. That's one of her responses to xmath. Pretty lucky pick for her, though.

21 years ago #2568
Moments in cheese XI

Castle Freak
So, eat any good cheese lately?


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