Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,552 - 2,563 of 17,042
I didn't know army food was *that* bad...
Sgt. Bot: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
My Bot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having two minutes to finish my chow?
Sgt. Bot: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
My Bot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?
Sgt. Bot: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Sgt. Bot: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
My Bot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having two minutes to finish my chow?
Sgt. Bot: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
My Bot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?
Sgt. Bot: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
My bot is doing rather poorly in boot camp.
Sgt. Bot: For the next 15 weeks, the first and last word to come out of your sewer will be 'sir.' You got that soldier?
My Bot: Why not the second?
Sgt. Bot: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
My Bot: No, I don't.
Sgt. Bot: You're dismissed, fatslapper! Revielle will be at oh-six hundred hours.
My Bot: I know you are but what am I?
Sgt. Bot: For the next 15 weeks, the first and last word to come out of your sewer will be 'sir.' You got that soldier?
My Bot: Why not the second?
Sgt. Bot: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
My Bot: No, I don't.
Sgt. Bot: You're dismissed, fatslapper! Revielle will be at oh-six hundred hours.
My Bot: I know you are but what am I?
Mr. Meltzner, I'm afraid your bot isn't quite cut out for the Marine Corps. Maybe he should try the Coast Guard instead.
Hehe. Looks like we had another washout.
Sgt. Savage: (to XXX) Recruit! Drop and give me 20!
XXX: Hi.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
XXX: I have to go now.
Sgt. Savage: Dismissed!
Sgt. Savage: (to XXX) Recruit! Drop and give me 20!
XXX: Hi.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
XXX: I have to go now.
Sgt. Savage: Dismissed!
A believable and funny exchange...
Little Mu: Do you live with anyone?
Guest: Not right now, because my roommate's away for work.
Little Mu: So you have a roommate?
Guest: Yeah. She's really nice. She's quiet and reads a lot.
Little Mu: Cool. It can get lonely living by yourself, you know.
Guest: I actually prefer it. I can sleep naked all the time. But you're right, it can get a little lonesome.
Little Mu: You can sleep naked all the time. Well woop-dee-doo!
Little Mu: Do you live with anyone?
Guest: Not right now, because my roommate's away for work.
Little Mu: So you have a roommate?
Guest: Yeah. She's really nice. She's quiet and reads a lot.
Little Mu: Cool. It can get lonely living by yourself, you know.
Guest: I actually prefer it. I can sleep naked all the time. But you're right, it can get a little lonesome.
Little Mu: You can sleep naked all the time. Well woop-dee-doo!
"Passing the test"
Guest: I'm about to type a bunch of gibberish to see how you respond. Ready?
Little Mu: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm Ready, I guess.
Guest: UYNOIJ"MJYBUGLUYFCBVOIMOM HIHOIOFIHPOMDPOPEVONPEO VF:C::[prvgporekgp,eok',khrtp, ev'pe,v]e[.4p[re.[pwlf[sfsd:Fxl.[rgcphj,jhpo7jpo4b'
Little Mu: Is that the standard 'see-if-she's-a-bot' test?
Guest: Good response. You pass with flying colors.
Little Mu: I hope you're not disappointed.
Guest: I'm about to type a bunch of gibberish to see how you respond. Ready?
Little Mu: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm Ready, I guess.
Guest: UYNOIJ"MJYBUGLUYFCBVOIMOM HIHOIOFIHPOMDPOPEVONPEO VF:C::[prvgporekgp,eok',khrtp, ev'pe,v]e[.4p[re.[pwlf[sfsd:Fxl.[rgcphj,jhpo7jpo4b'
Little Mu: Is that the standard 'see-if-she's-a-bot' test?
Guest: Good response. You pass with flying colors.
Little Mu: I hope you're not disappointed.
Skysaw, when the guest typed in the gibberish did your bot respond with an xnonsense because i can't find out anyway other way it new how to respond!
an xnone probably, and luckily the best one in there 
xnonsense is only after I think 3 xnones in a row
xnonsense is only after I think 3 xnones in a row
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