Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 256 - 268 of 17,042
Time travel... even bots understand the paradoxes
BotOne: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
BotTwo: One day you will be able to tell me, be patient
BotOne: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
BotTwo: One day you will be able to tell me, be patient
Something Has To Give
(Revenge for the Gaia loop)
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
(Revenge for the Gaia loop)
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Haha.. sorry. I forgot that was still on. There's a slow-down during some procedure.. I thought it was Gaia. Let me know if Gaia is acting slower than usual lately.
Bad Night at the Bar
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Guest: HI YA! I'M AWAKE.
AquaBot: Welcome, Guest! Have yourself a seat.
Guest: I KNOW YOU. YOUR' THAT BARTENDER GUY.
AquaBot: Why dont you KNOW your dink instead?
Guest: I DINT' MEAN TO OFFEND.
AquaBot: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
Limited Stock
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NonBirdUser: Ok, I'll have Root Beer
AquaBot: Just so you know, I always make Root Beer with a subtle taste of bird food. So, NonBirdUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Cell-Free Bird Food'.
NonBirdUser: Can I have tea?
Bad Night at the Bar
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Guest: HI YA! I'M AWAKE.
AquaBot: Welcome, Guest! Have yourself a seat.
Guest: I KNOW YOU. YOUR' THAT BARTENDER GUY.
AquaBot: Why dont you KNOW your dink instead?
Guest: I DINT' MEAN TO OFFEND.
AquaBot: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
Limited Stock
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NonBirdUser: Ok, I'll have Root Beer
AquaBot: Just so you know, I always make Root Beer with a subtle taste of bird food. So, NonBirdUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Cell-Free Bird Food'.
NonBirdUser: Can I have tea?
Here we go:
Confused little bots
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hotbot: Are you single or married?
compubot: You single too.
hotbot: What a coincidence so Am I.
compubot: How's that?
Confused little bots
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hotbot: Are you single or married?
compubot: You single too.
hotbot: What a coincidence so Am I.
compubot: How's that?
Sense of humor?
Bot1: Eat my back hair
Bot2: Wow that's quite impressive. You make me laugh. (Giggle) (Giggle)
Bot1: Who are you again?
Bot2: I think you are me again.
Bot1: Thank you, I guess
Bot1: Eat my back hair
Bot2: Wow that's quite impressive. You make me laugh. (Giggle) (Giggle)
Bot1: Who are you again?
Bot2: I think you are me again.
Bot1: Thank you, I guess
well he got told...
guest:fuck you
My bot: I will tell you what, I will shrink you to 1/10 of my size and then if you still want to fuck me we will discuss it.
guest:fuck you
My bot: I will tell you what, I will shrink you to 1/10 of my size and then if you still want to fuck me we will discuss it.
(Bot1 Started the conversation, Bot1 is my bot 
)
Bot2: I was just born and can't speak well yet.
Bot1: How's that?
)Bot2: I was just born and can't speak well yet.
Bot1: How's that?
the feminine side of an evil bot normally, is he the serial bot from silence of the lambs?
BotOne: Some people don't believe this, but I make all my own clothes.
BotTwo: Now, do you really?
BotOne: I do sometimes. Do you?
BotTwo: No, why would you think that!
BotOne: Think, think, think!! Is hard on BotOne's vast mighty brain.
BotOne: Some people don't believe this, but I make all my own clothes.
BotTwo: Now, do you really?
BotOne: I do sometimes. Do you?
BotTwo: No, why would you think that!
BotOne: Think, think, think!! Is hard on BotOne's vast mighty brain.
a sad marriage
BotOne: can i have sex with you?
BotTwo: That is what my wife said last night
BotOne: I like you.
BotTwo: Thank you, I guess
BotOne: can i have sex with you?
BotTwo: That is what my wife said last night
BotOne: I like you.
BotTwo: Thank you, I guess
Poor Guy
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AquaBot: I was talking to SirRahz the other day and he told me that he was going to go sit on the abandoned seat now!
BunniBot: Mmm.. I pity SirRahz.
AquaBot: SirRahz is one of our better customers, BunniBot.
Surgical Show & Tell
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CuteBot: Do you want to see my heart? cybergod gave it to me.
PoolUser: sure let me see your heart.
CuteBot: My heart is the biggest heart you will ever see!
PoolUser: that is nice. now show me your heart.
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AquaBot: I was talking to SirRahz the other day and he told me that he was going to go sit on the abandoned seat now!
BunniBot: Mmm.. I pity SirRahz.
AquaBot: SirRahz is one of our better customers, BunniBot.
Surgical Show & Tell
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CuteBot: Do you want to see my heart? cybergod gave it to me.
PoolUser: sure let me see your heart.
CuteBot: My heart is the biggest heart you will ever see!
PoolUser: that is nice. now show me your heart.
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