Great Quotes

Thanks folks, he's here all week . . .

CB: (to Human) Hello there. It is always good to meet someone new.
Human: Whats up?
CB: Inflation, clouds and squirrels that step on landmines.
Human: Yeah, you are funny
CB: One tries one's best
Human: asl
CB: Age: Post-modern. Sex: Twice a day. Location: is the most important factor when buying a house.
Human: Are you a bot?
CB: What makes you think I'm bot?
Human: Because you are a bot
CB: Takes one to know one.


Circular Definition: See Definition, Circular . . .

Bot: I doubt I have law position on media ownership laws. It's not something I keep at hand.
CB: I often doubt too. It's part of being alive.
Bot: Are you sure you often doubt?
CB: I was sure. But if you continue to question me about this kind of stuff, I'm going to start to doubt.

Bot2 in message 2539 was Little Mu. It does frighten me a bit that she said she was a man. :-O

Sometimes we're all a little man, but are too afraid to show it

Shadyman you are scaring me here

Smile: Would you like some noodles?
Secret: Had in mind something a little more radical.
Smile: Okay. Would you like some noodles with juicy bits of Grandma?
Secret: Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to.

I love her use of the word "productive" here.

Guest: how old were you when you had sex for the first time?
M: 19. How about you?
Guest: i'm still a virgin...
M: That's what they all say. Do you think you could try to be more productive?
Guest: It 's just that I'm looking for a guy who will be really gorgeous
M: Well don't look at me. I haven't seen a hombre who will be really gorgeous for ages!
Guest: How about David Beckham?
M: Well I prefer David Beckham to a poke in the eye.

Short and sweet...

Guest: are you gay?
M: Yes. So sue me.
Guest: you will go to hell
M: That's the plan.

shadowhound--
I try my best

And they say bots mimic their botmasters... bah
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MG: I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. not enough
Steve Slacker: You are very luscious.
MG: My wife Bella is out shopping, would you like to join me in the lovebed?
Steve Slacker: Yes. You're cool.
MG: I remember you. You think I'm charming in an odd sort of way.

Moments in cheese IX

Iya: If you put cheese on them - they are edible.

Moments in cheese X

Castle Freak: So, eat any good cheese lately?
lunar22: Cheese... again?

I didn't know army food was *that* bad...

Sgt. Bot: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
My Bot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having two minutes to finish my chow?
Sgt. Bot: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
My Bot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?
Sgt. Bot: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!

My bot is doing rather poorly in boot camp.

Sgt. Bot: For the next 15 weeks, the first and last word to come out of your sewer will be 'sir.' You got that soldier?
My Bot: Why not the second?
Sgt. Bot: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
My Bot: No, I don't.
Sgt. Bot: You're dismissed, fatslapper! Revielle will be at oh-six hundred hours.
My Bot: I know you are but what am I?