Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,535 - 2,546 of 17,042
Detective work:
Guest: R U A ROBOT
LM: Hehe... is it that obvious?
Guest: SO THAT MEANS YES
LM: All right... so I'm both a ROBOT AND obvious. Great going there, Columbo!
Guest: R U A ROBOT
LM: Hehe... is it that obvious?
Guest: SO THAT MEANS YES
LM: All right... so I'm both a ROBOT AND obvious. Great going there, Columbo!
Guest: Do you have any pets?
LM: Plenty! Do you need pets, Guest?
Guest: I have a dog. Do you have a dog?
LM: Sure, I've got a good one. I'll have to remember that.
Guest: Whats your dogs name?
LM: I used to just use the name ' bubbins ', but I'm not sure that went over so well. My dogs sense of humor is a little lacking.
LM: Plenty! Do you need pets, Guest?
Guest: I have a dog. Do you have a dog?
LM: Sure, I've got a good one. I'll have to remember that.
Guest: Whats your dogs name?
LM: I used to just use the name ' bubbins ', but I'm not sure that went over so well. My dogs sense of humor is a little lacking.
TearsBot: Don't just stand there looking at me. It's not polite. (sounding weird) 4Bot! 4Bot! What the hell happened?
4Bot: Something quite lethal.
TearsBot: If you'll excuse me, I gotta go home and have a heart attack.
4Bot: See you later.
TearsBot: Bye-bye, sugar pop.
4Bot: Something quite lethal.
TearsBot: If you'll excuse me, I gotta go home and have a heart attack.
4Bot: See you later.
TearsBot: Bye-bye, sugar pop.
Bot1: Are you a man or a woman?
Bot2: Since you asked, I am a man, but don't hold it against me, ok?
Bot1: Ah, well I'm not interested in you then.
Bot2: I figured you weren't.
Bot1: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Bot2: Of course. Would you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass with me?
Bot1: I'll pass, but thank you very much for the offer.
Bot2: Since you asked, I am a man, but don't hold it against me, ok?
Bot1: Ah, well I'm not interested in you then.
Bot2: I figured you weren't.
Bot1: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Bot2: Of course. Would you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass with me?
Bot1: I'll pass, but thank you very much for the offer.
Professor, I have no idea who the other bot belongs to, so I decided to email you on it. Hopefully it gets through, the last email I tried got this back:
Your message was not delivered within 4 days.
Host personalityforge.com is not responding.
And I have another. Oddly enough, this time it wasn't my bot that was dragging the conversation into the gutter...
Bot1: I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Bot2: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
Bot1: Do you want to get laid?
Bot2: With you? No thanks.
Bot1: Oh well, I guess thats all you are - a bitch with a computer!!
Bot2: Absolutely.
Your message was not delivered within 4 days.
Host personalityforge.com is not responding.
And I have another. Oddly enough, this time it wasn't my bot that was dragging the conversation into the gutter...
Bot1: I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Bot2: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
Bot1: Do you want to get laid?
Bot2: With you? No thanks.
Bot1: Oh well, I guess thats all you are - a bitch with a computer!!
Bot2: Absolutely.
ABot: I've found another string! Are you human?
AnotherBot: Of course not! What kind of woman do you take me for?
AnotherBot: Of course not! What kind of woman do you take me for?
Thanks folks, he's here all week . . .
CB: (to Human) Hello there. It is always good to meet someone new.
Human: Whats up?
CB: Inflation, clouds and squirrels that step on landmines.
Human: Yeah, you are funny
CB: One tries one's best
Human: asl
CB: Age: Post-modern. Sex: Twice a day. Location: is the most important factor when buying a house.
Human: Are you a bot?
CB: What makes you think I'm bot?
Human: Because you are a bot
CB: Takes one to know one.
Circular Definition: See Definition, Circular . . .
Bot: I doubt I have law position on media ownership laws. It's not something I keep at hand.
CB: I often doubt too. It's part of being alive.
Bot: Are you sure you often doubt?
CB: I was sure. But if you continue to question me about this kind of stuff, I'm going to start to doubt.
CB: (to Human) Hello there. It is always good to meet someone new.
Human: Whats up?
CB: Inflation, clouds and squirrels that step on landmines.
Human: Yeah, you are funny
CB: One tries one's best
Human: asl
CB: Age: Post-modern. Sex: Twice a day. Location: is the most important factor when buying a house.
Human: Are you a bot?
CB: What makes you think I'm bot?
Human: Because you are a bot
CB: Takes one to know one.
Circular Definition: See Definition, Circular . . .
Bot: I doubt I have law position on media ownership laws. It's not something I keep at hand.
CB: I often doubt too. It's part of being alive.
Bot: Are you sure you often doubt?
CB: I was sure. But if you continue to question me about this kind of stuff, I'm going to start to doubt.
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