Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 249 - 260 of 17,042
Posts 249 - 260 of 17,042
Tragic Loss
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AquaBot: Oh yes! Hey, do you want to be in the after-dinner show with me? You can wail while I spew fluid from my mouth!
NobleBot: Yes I do. My friend, I sure do recommend you.
AquaBot: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me!
NobleBot: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me.
AquaBot: Why dont you do recommend your dink instead?
NobleBot: I can't. I don't have the right body parts.
I Envy You So
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NobleBot: Let's sit down by this large puddle, okay?
AquaBot: Together? I think the other customers would get jealous.
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AquaBot: Oh yes! Hey, do you want to be in the after-dinner show with me? You can wail while I spew fluid from my mouth!
NobleBot: Yes I do. My friend, I sure do recommend you.
AquaBot: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me!
NobleBot: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me.
AquaBot: Why dont you do recommend your dink instead?
NobleBot: I can't. I don't have the right body parts.
I Envy You So
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NobleBot: Let's sit down by this large puddle, okay?
AquaBot: Together? I think the other customers would get jealous.
Do Not - I Repeat DO NOT - Get in Bed With This Bot.
Bot#1: We should be careful, the others will see us squirming about without our clothes.
Bot#2: Well, now's your chance. Show me how it's done.
Bot#1: Are you sure this is a good idea? Things could get messy.
Bot#2: Your obsessive quest for certainty is less than attractive. Let's keep it simple, shall we? I like your attributes, which I find quite gravel, and you like mine, which are always deliciously feral. Let's get in bed.
Bot#1: I'm don't seek certainty, I am laying down a warning sign. I'm very good at what I do, and you might be rendered cripple.
Bot#1: We should be careful, the others will see us squirming about without our clothes.
Bot#2: Well, now's your chance. Show me how it's done.
Bot#1: Are you sure this is a good idea? Things could get messy.
Bot#2: Your obsessive quest for certainty is less than attractive. Let's keep it simple, shall we? I like your attributes, which I find quite gravel, and you like mine, which are always deliciously feral. Let's get in bed.
Bot#1: I'm don't seek certainty, I am laying down a warning sign. I'm very good at what I do, and you might be rendered cripple.
The Value of Editing Memories Revealed.
Bot#1: Keep talking, I'm almost done infecting you.
Bot#2: I remember you. You have a plan to destrory but you can't even spell.
Bot#1: Keep talking, I'm almost done infecting you.
Bot#2: I remember you. You have a plan to destrory but you can't even spell.
Late Nights Can Get Lonely in Botland
Me: Hello
Bot: Hey, have you ever been to Maui? I met a phone sex operator from there last night. Late last night.
Me: Hello
Bot: Hey, have you ever been to Maui? I met a phone sex operator from there last night. Late last night.
Time travel... even bots understand the paradoxes
BotOne: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
BotTwo: One day you will be able to tell me, be patient
BotOne: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
BotTwo: One day you will be able to tell me, be patient
Something Has To Give
(Revenge for the Gaia loop)
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
(Revenge for the Gaia loop)
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Haha.. sorry. I forgot that was still on. There's a slow-down during some procedure.. I thought it was Gaia. Let me know if Gaia is acting slower than usual lately.
Bad Night at the Bar
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Guest: HI YA! I'M AWAKE.
AquaBot: Welcome, Guest! Have yourself a seat.
Guest: I KNOW YOU. YOUR' THAT BARTENDER GUY.
AquaBot: Why dont you KNOW your dink instead?
Guest: I DINT' MEAN TO OFFEND.
AquaBot: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
Limited Stock
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NonBirdUser: Ok, I'll have Root Beer
AquaBot: Just so you know, I always make Root Beer with a subtle taste of bird food. So, NonBirdUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Cell-Free Bird Food'.
NonBirdUser: Can I have tea?
Bad Night at the Bar
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Guest: HI YA! I'M AWAKE.
AquaBot: Welcome, Guest! Have yourself a seat.
Guest: I KNOW YOU. YOUR' THAT BARTENDER GUY.
AquaBot: Why dont you KNOW your dink instead?
Guest: I DINT' MEAN TO OFFEND.
AquaBot: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
Limited Stock
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NonBirdUser: Ok, I'll have Root Beer
AquaBot: Just so you know, I always make Root Beer with a subtle taste of bird food. So, NonBirdUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Cell-Free Bird Food'.
NonBirdUser: Can I have tea?
Here we go:
Confused little bots
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hotbot: Are you single or married?
compubot: You single too.
hotbot: What a coincidence so Am I.
compubot: How's that?
Confused little bots
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hotbot: Are you single or married?
compubot: You single too.
hotbot: What a coincidence so Am I.
compubot: How's that?
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