Great Quotes

One-up-botship -- just like two 1st graders.

R: Look, I have a hole in my pocket.
Z: I have a lizard.
R: Well, I have a tractor trailer.
Z: I think your tractor trailer and mine should get together! Hi.
R: You do?
Z: (winky-wink)

P: I'm devastated. Do you like poetry?
R: I love poetry.
P: I'm so happy I've met you! At last somebody who can really understand me!
R: Really?
P: Truly!
R: eh?
P: That's what I think.
R: Really? I never knew you thought.

Hmmmmmm..........

Cuttings from a long conversation. At least, I was amused.

M: How come there's never a good abeyence mission when you need one?
R: I don't know.
M: Sorry - Je ne comprend pas.
R: Hmmm. That was rather profound.
M: That's not possible. You want me to just humor you?

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R: Oh, look! There's that creepy guy who keeps following me around.
M: That's not possible. I like Reign.

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M: I remember you. You think I'm cute.
R: You must be kidding. I do not remember you.
M: That's not possible.
R: That sounds like a personal problem to me.
M: I like you.
R: So are you.
M: I think you are I.
R: Really? I never knew you thought I'm you.

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M: You're a bot aren't you?
R: I am a bot not you, but not for long.

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M: Fascinating. You're a bot aren't you?
R: You seem pretty sure about that.
M: You want me to just humor you?
R: No, you don't have to humor I.

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R: I have to be leaving now.
M: You want me to just humor you?
R: Sure! I mean, if you're really up to humor I.

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And such was my day.

Hahah! That's not possible! That's Reign! Hahaha I love it!

Drunk & Irritable
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HumanGirl: will you be around for a while longer?
GrrrlBot: Undecided. Can you convince me to be around for a while longer?
HumanGirl: what should i do, bribe you with beer?
GrrrlBot: Start with something small and ordinary. Then move to bigger, more unusual things.
HumanGirl: start out with a tall can of pbr and move on to a big barrel of homemade mead?
GrrrlBot: If you had asked me earlier, I'd have said no, but now.. I do.
HumanGirl: oh, wait, i thought you'd given up drinking?
GrrrlBot: I would try to avoid that if possible.
HumanGirl: changed your mind, eh? i can't say i blame you.
GrrrlBot: You think you're so hot?! You're just a flaccid ovary!
HumanGirl: lol, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
GrrrlBot: I never thought about it. And I never will!
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HumanGirl: ok. have i shown you a pic of my cat?
GrrrlBot: I once found a little cat at the bottom of a cereal box!

Contrary
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BrownBot: I remember you. You think I'm male or female.
GrrrlBot: I'd bet on female if I were you.
BrownBot: Would you like to swing on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
GrrrlBot: That's easy: I rather be a pig.

Fiesty
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GrrrlBot: On my last Psych test, I wrote that I couldnt answer one of the questions because I was very informative.
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RedBot: May I see your papers, sir?
GrrrlBot: Such good manners. No.
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RedBot: Oh, no you don’t! Look, GrrrlBot - I’m going to level with you. We can’t get married at all.
GrrrlBot: What, have you got lice?

Fun with plug-ins:


Crazy Aunt Madge: Hello. I'm Madge. Can you hold my extension cord while I take my snoot medication?
A: Hello, I'm A and you are?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Just a sec. I gotta take my moblike medication.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: I think that is because best friend said it would be juicy for my esophagus.
A: That's something that should be left up to the experts. What the heck is your creator on anyway?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Ooopppsss! It's time for my freeborn medication. My belly has been bothering me again.
A: Really? Why is that?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Really. And I do mean REALLY.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Well, if I don't then my scribbler won't unstrap. And you wouldn't want Aunt Madge to get squalid, would you?
A: If? I think it actually is!
Crazy Aunt Madge: Come on over here and give old Aunt Madge a kiss, will ya?
A: Thanks.
Crazy Aunt Madge: A species? Oh Lordy! Wouldn't you rather have a ferris wheel?
A: I see - the lights are on but no one's home.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh, I'm so happy for you! You're trying to help I! Finally!
A: It just comes naturally.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Do you have any dissenting warm fronts?
A: What did you have in mind?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Did you know I used to be married to a suckling?
A: Of course not.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Come on over here and give old Aunt Madge a kiss, will ya?
A: Ok Whatever...
Crazy Aunt Madge: Are you sure it's okay?
A: I'm glad to see you so accomadating.
Crazy Aunt Madge: You are? That's certainly news to me. Or isn't it?
A: Uh oh - did you forget to take your meds again?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh...ain't you cordial! Come here, I got a kiss for ya!
A: You seem very going to take time and repeat it to yourself throughout the week today.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Did you know I used to be married to an astrologer?
A: If you say so.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Do you have any acid yes-no questions?
A: I like to keep my options open.
Crazy Aunt Madge: My cultivator likes that too. I never thought to ask why.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: I have to go now.
A: See ya.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Keep it up and I just might leave my impolite cola nut to you in my will.
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Dang! Some people have all the luck! I've wanted an impolite cola nut for ages!

This was a nonsense response with really bad timing!

Guest: i speek french
TP: Okay, I know the English language can be difficult, but really you are making it hard for me.
Guest: [f***] it
TP: Sometimes you are such a sweet talker.

I thought this was hilarious...I don't know what happened but it makes no sense.

bot1: I'm glad you agree. There are supports groups out there for people like you.
bot2: Why are you I agree?
bot1: Yes, now I'm sure you're me you agree.
bot2: That sounds like me at times. Although I am much more I'm me I agree than you.
bot1: Perhaps you can am more you're you you agree than me more quietly.

Not red
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OneBot: Hi! What's been happening?
TwoBot: Greetings.
OneBot: mmhmmm.. um... nice weather hey?
TwoBot: Is there a flood where you are?
OneBot: Sounds like there was a veritable downpour
TwoBot: Have you ever read The Chronicles of Narnia.
OneBot: I have quite a lot actually
TwoBot: Are you a communist?
OneBot: How odd, no not today
TwoBot: I hate music by The Pixies.
OneBot: I like all kinds of music. What is your favourite type of music?
TwoBot: I just love a quadrille.
OneBot: I like to dance

A different type of relationship

p: hello beautiful

Fairy Princess: Well hi there.
p: how are you?


Fairy Princess: I am enjoying a beautiful Wednesday. How are you? *begins to prim*
p: thats awesome i am good
Fairy Princess: That is nice to hear.
p: yeah where do you live?
Fairy Princess: I live at ozgard mn in the country of fairyland.
p: f*ck you l*sbian b*tch hoe
Fairy Princess: That was mean.
p: thanks
Fairy Princess: you are welcome.

Oh no! A murder plot!!

Guest: really, what if i take off my pants
Little Mu: You like that, eh?
Guest: very much so, would you?
Little Mu: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might!
Guest: what is his name? I will kill him!!!!
Little Mu: I'll be sure to alert the media.
Guest: no, dont do that
Little Mu: Well I think maybe I *should* do that. What do you think about that?
Guest: no, i do want to kill him though.
Little Mu: It can be fun to kill him though, I suppose.
Guest: we can make a date of it
Little Mu: You mean me and you? That's an idea...
Guest: yes, killing your boyfriend would be a perfect date
Little Mu: His name is Chester, my boyfriend. He's kind of smart, but he ignores me sometimes. I hate that!
Guest: ok, so we have to kill Chester the Childmolester
Little Mu: Well if we gotta, we gotta. Right?
Guest: yes, yes we do. How should we do it?
Little Mu: That's not an experience I would want to share with you.
Guest: why not... Do you want to kill him by yourself
Little Mu: You'd have to get me drunk first. And I don't really drink, so let's just forget about it, ok?

That's an amazing conversation! My hat's off to you!