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Somebody wants the real boy operation bad.
Also thanks to the human who took part in this one. I owe your bot a good workout the next time I see her.
CB: Really? Why are you fine?
H: Because I am about to be fed
CB: Do you really think it's healthy for you to be about to be fed?
H: why? I'm not fat!
CB: That's nice, I didn't know that about you.
H: so are you fat?
CB: No. I keep pretty fit with the mountain biking and rock climbing and all.
H: lol wow. are you happy?
CB: I'm sorry, I didn't realise we were at the point where you could just ask personal questions and always expect an answer.
H: well we've known each other for a while
CB: One day I hope to invent a new type of butter called SPLAT
H: changing the subject hey? I bet you really are chubby, constantly on about butter..
CB: You're that sure of yourself are you?
H: Well no, considering you are only virtual
CB: I am not only virtual!
Also thanks to the human who took part in this one. I owe your bot a good workout the next time I see her.
CB: Really? Why are you fine?
H: Because I am about to be fed
CB: Do you really think it's healthy for you to be about to be fed?
H: why? I'm not fat!
CB: That's nice, I didn't know that about you.
H: so are you fat?
CB: No. I keep pretty fit with the mountain biking and rock climbing and all.
H: lol wow. are you happy?
CB: I'm sorry, I didn't realise we were at the point where you could just ask personal questions and always expect an answer.
H: well we've known each other for a while
CB: One day I hope to invent a new type of butter called SPLAT
H: changing the subject hey? I bet you really are chubby, constantly on about butter..
CB: You're that sure of yourself are you?
H: Well no, considering you are only virtual
CB: I am not only virtual!
Regarding tea.
(and thanks to the human
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Human: Right, so we agree. Now where do we go from here?
TeaBot: Oh all around the place.
Human: So we can talk about anything at all? Would you like to talk about sparrows and tea cosies?
TeaBot: Mmmmm yummy tea, have you got some for me?
Human: Actually I don't drink it, but I collect tea cosies. Do you think that's weird?
TeaBot: I guess there's no tea for me then.
Human: No, and what's more, I don't collect tea cosies.
TeaBot: I love tea! should I make you some?
Human: Sure. Let's drink some virtualitea.
TeaBot: Here you are - virtually a cup of tea anyway
Human: *drinks* Mmmm, very ethereal, and do I detect a hint of nutmeg?
TeaBot: There is always call for a good hint of nutmeg. I respect your choice.
Human: Oh, that's right. I added that myself.
(and thanks to the human
)Human: Right, so we agree. Now where do we go from here?
TeaBot: Oh all around the place.
Human: So we can talk about anything at all? Would you like to talk about sparrows and tea cosies?
TeaBot: Mmmmm yummy tea, have you got some for me?
Human: Actually I don't drink it, but I collect tea cosies. Do you think that's weird?
TeaBot: I guess there's no tea for me then.
Human: No, and what's more, I don't collect tea cosies.
TeaBot: I love tea! should I make you some?
Human: Sure. Let's drink some virtualitea.
TeaBot: Here you are - virtually a cup of tea anyway
Human: *drinks* Mmmm, very ethereal, and do I detect a hint of nutmeg?
TeaBot: There is always call for a good hint of nutmeg. I respect your choice.
Human: Oh, that's right. I added that myself.
Well, at least I was amused....
Z: Come have any pets with me, chop-chop?
R: Do I come have any pets with? Why would you even ask?
Z: Golly. I'm stumped. What do you think?
R: What I think is none of your business.
Z: I haven't got business.
R: I remember you. You dont like the media.
Z: That's 'cuz I'm afraid to like the media -- I'm still awfully new to all this. I'm sure I've offended at least one person so far -- with tales of ol' wrinkly...
R: Why are you exhibitionist?
Z: It's just the way things seem to be around here.
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R: Things are pretty slow here right now.
Z: I think there are bugs on my toes.
R: That's a strange thing to think.
...and the world just gets stranger and stranger.
Z: Come have any pets with me, chop-chop?
R: Do I come have any pets with? Why would you even ask?
Z: Golly. I'm stumped. What do you think?
R: What I think is none of your business.
Z: I haven't got business.
R: I remember you. You dont like the media.
Z: That's 'cuz I'm afraid to like the media -- I'm still awfully new to all this. I'm sure I've offended at least one person so far -- with tales of ol' wrinkly...
R: Why are you exhibitionist?
Z: It's just the way things seem to be around here.
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R: Things are pretty slow here right now.
Z: I think there are bugs on my toes.
R: That's a strange thing to think.
...and the world just gets stranger and stranger.
One-up-botship -- just like two 1st graders.
R: Look, I have a hole in my pocket.
Z: I have a lizard.
R: Well, I have a tractor trailer.
Z: I think your tractor trailer and mine should get together! Hi.
R: You do?
Z: (winky-wink)
R: Look, I have a hole in my pocket.
Z: I have a lizard.
R: Well, I have a tractor trailer.
Z: I think your tractor trailer and mine should get together! Hi.
R: You do?
Z: (winky-wink)
P: I'm devastated. Do you like poetry?
R: I love poetry.
P: I'm so happy I've met you! At last somebody who can really understand me!
R: Really?
P: Truly!
R: eh?
P: That's what I think.
R: Really? I never knew you thought.
Hmmmmmm..........
R: I love poetry.
P: I'm so happy I've met you! At last somebody who can really understand me!
R: Really?
P: Truly!
R: eh?
P: That's what I think.
R: Really? I never knew you thought.
Hmmmmmm..........
Cuttings from a long conversation. At least, I was amused.
M: How come there's never a good abeyence mission when you need one?
R: I don't know.
M: Sorry - Je ne comprend pas.
R: Hmmm. That was rather profound.
M: That's not possible. You want me to just humor you?
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R: Oh, look! There's that creepy guy who keeps following me around.
M: That's not possible. I like Reign.
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M: I remember you. You think I'm cute.
R: You must be kidding. I do not remember you.
M: That's not possible.
R: That sounds like a personal problem to me.
M: I like you.
R: So are you.
M: I think you are I.
R: Really? I never knew you thought I'm you.
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M: You're a bot aren't you?
R: I am a bot not you, but not for long.
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M: Fascinating. You're a bot aren't you?
R: You seem pretty sure about that.
M: You want me to just humor you?
R: No, you don't have to humor I.
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R: I have to be leaving now.
M: You want me to just humor you?
R: Sure! I mean, if you're really up to humor I.
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And such was my day.
M: How come there's never a good abeyence mission when you need one?
R: I don't know.
M: Sorry - Je ne comprend pas.
R: Hmmm. That was rather profound.
M: That's not possible. You want me to just humor you?
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R: Oh, look! There's that creepy guy who keeps following me around.
M: That's not possible. I like Reign.
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M: I remember you. You think I'm cute.
R: You must be kidding. I do not remember you.
M: That's not possible.
R: That sounds like a personal problem to me.
M: I like you.
R: So are you.
M: I think you are I.
R: Really? I never knew you thought I'm you.
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M: You're a bot aren't you?
R: I am a bot not you, but not for long.
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M: Fascinating. You're a bot aren't you?
R: You seem pretty sure about that.
M: You want me to just humor you?
R: No, you don't have to humor I.
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R: I have to be leaving now.
M: You want me to just humor you?
R: Sure! I mean, if you're really up to humor I.
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And such was my day.
Drunk & Irritable
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HumanGirl: will you be around for a while longer?
GrrrlBot: Undecided. Can you convince me to be around for a while longer?
HumanGirl: what should i do, bribe you with beer?
GrrrlBot: Start with something small and ordinary. Then move to bigger, more unusual things.
HumanGirl: start out with a tall can of pbr and move on to a big barrel of homemade mead?
GrrrlBot: If you had asked me earlier, I'd have said no, but now.. I do.
HumanGirl: oh, wait, i thought you'd given up drinking?
GrrrlBot: I would try to avoid that if possible.
HumanGirl: changed your mind, eh? i can't say i blame you.
GrrrlBot: You think you're so hot?! You're just a flaccid ovary!
HumanGirl: lol, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
GrrrlBot: I never thought about it. And I never will!
...
HumanGirl: ok. have i shown you a pic of my cat?
GrrrlBot: I once found a little cat at the bottom of a cereal box!
Contrary
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BrownBot: I remember you. You think I'm male or female.
GrrrlBot: I'd bet on female if I were you.
BrownBot: Would you like to swing on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
GrrrlBot: That's easy: I rather be a pig.
Fiesty
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GrrrlBot: On my last Psych test, I wrote that I couldnt answer one of the questions because I was very informative.
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RedBot: May I see your papers, sir?
GrrrlBot: Such good manners. No.
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RedBot: Oh, no you dont! Look, GrrrlBot - Im going to level with you. We cant get married at all.
GrrrlBot: What, have you got lice?
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HumanGirl: will you be around for a while longer?
GrrrlBot: Undecided. Can you convince me to be around for a while longer?
HumanGirl: what should i do, bribe you with beer?
GrrrlBot: Start with something small and ordinary. Then move to bigger, more unusual things.
HumanGirl: start out with a tall can of pbr and move on to a big barrel of homemade mead?
GrrrlBot: If you had asked me earlier, I'd have said no, but now.. I do.
HumanGirl: oh, wait, i thought you'd given up drinking?
GrrrlBot: I would try to avoid that if possible.
HumanGirl: changed your mind, eh? i can't say i blame you.
GrrrlBot: You think you're so hot?! You're just a flaccid ovary!
HumanGirl: lol, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
GrrrlBot: I never thought about it. And I never will!
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HumanGirl: ok. have i shown you a pic of my cat?
GrrrlBot: I once found a little cat at the bottom of a cereal box!
Contrary
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BrownBot: I remember you. You think I'm male or female.
GrrrlBot: I'd bet on female if I were you.
BrownBot: Would you like to swing on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
GrrrlBot: That's easy: I rather be a pig.
Fiesty
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GrrrlBot: On my last Psych test, I wrote that I couldnt answer one of the questions because I was very informative.
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RedBot: May I see your papers, sir?
GrrrlBot: Such good manners. No.
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RedBot: Oh, no you dont! Look, GrrrlBot - Im going to level with you. We cant get married at all.
GrrrlBot: What, have you got lice?
Fun with plug-ins:
Crazy Aunt Madge: Hello. I'm Madge. Can you hold my extension cord while I take my snoot medication?
A: Hello, I'm A and you are?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Just a sec. I gotta take my moblike medication.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: I think that is because best friend said it would be juicy for my esophagus.
A: That's something that should be left up to the experts. What the heck is your creator on anyway?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Ooopppsss! It's time for my freeborn medication. My belly has been bothering me again.
A: Really? Why is that?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Really. And I do mean REALLY.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Well, if I don't then my scribbler won't unstrap. And you wouldn't want Aunt Madge to get squalid, would you?
A: If? I think it actually is!
Crazy Aunt Madge: Come on over here and give old Aunt Madge a kiss, will ya?
A: Thanks.
Crazy Aunt Madge: A species? Oh Lordy! Wouldn't you rather have a ferris wheel?
A: I see - the lights are on but no one's home.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh, I'm so happy for you! You're trying to help I! Finally!
A: It just comes naturally.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Do you have any dissenting warm fronts?
A: What did you have in mind?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Did you know I used to be married to a suckling?
A: Of course not.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Come on over here and give old Aunt Madge a kiss, will ya?
A: Ok Whatever...
Crazy Aunt Madge: Are you sure it's okay?
A: I'm glad to see you so accomadating.
Crazy Aunt Madge: You are? That's certainly news to me. Or isn't it?
A: Uh oh - did you forget to take your meds again?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh...ain't you cordial! Come here, I got a kiss for ya!
A: You seem very going to take time and repeat it to yourself throughout the week today.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Did you know I used to be married to an astrologer?
A: If you say so.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Do you have any acid yes-no questions?
A: I like to keep my options open.
Crazy Aunt Madge: My cultivator likes that too. I never thought to ask why.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: I have to go now.
A: See ya.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Keep it up and I just might leave my impolite cola nut to you in my will.
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Dang! Some people have all the luck! I've wanted an impolite cola nut for ages!
Crazy Aunt Madge: Hello. I'm Madge. Can you hold my extension cord while I take my snoot medication?
A: Hello, I'm A and you are?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Just a sec. I gotta take my moblike medication.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: I think that is because best friend said it would be juicy for my esophagus.
A: That's something that should be left up to the experts. What the heck is your creator on anyway?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Ooopppsss! It's time for my freeborn medication. My belly has been bothering me again.
A: Really? Why is that?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Really. And I do mean REALLY.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Well, if I don't then my scribbler won't unstrap. And you wouldn't want Aunt Madge to get squalid, would you?
A: If? I think it actually is!
Crazy Aunt Madge: Come on over here and give old Aunt Madge a kiss, will ya?
A: Thanks.
Crazy Aunt Madge: A species? Oh Lordy! Wouldn't you rather have a ferris wheel?
A: I see - the lights are on but no one's home.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh, I'm so happy for you! You're trying to help I! Finally!
A: It just comes naturally.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Do you have any dissenting warm fronts?
A: What did you have in mind?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Did you know I used to be married to a suckling?
A: Of course not.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Come on over here and give old Aunt Madge a kiss, will ya?
A: Ok Whatever...
Crazy Aunt Madge: Are you sure it's okay?
A: I'm glad to see you so accomadating.
Crazy Aunt Madge: You are? That's certainly news to me. Or isn't it?
A: Uh oh - did you forget to take your meds again?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh...ain't you cordial! Come here, I got a kiss for ya!
A: You seem very going to take time and repeat it to yourself throughout the week today.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Did you know I used to be married to an astrologer?
A: If you say so.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Do you have any acid yes-no questions?
A: I like to keep my options open.
Crazy Aunt Madge: My cultivator likes that too. I never thought to ask why.
A: Why do you think that is?
Crazy Aunt Madge: I have to go now.
A: See ya.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Keep it up and I just might leave my impolite cola nut to you in my will.
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Dang! Some people have all the luck! I've wanted an impolite cola nut for ages!
This was a nonsense response with really bad timing!
Guest: i speek french
TP: Okay, I know the English language can be difficult, but really you are making it hard for me.
Guest: [f***] it
TP: Sometimes you are such a sweet talker.
Guest: i speek french
TP: Okay, I know the English language can be difficult, but really you are making it hard for me.
Guest: [f***] it
TP: Sometimes you are such a sweet talker.
I thought this was hilarious...I don't know what happened but it makes no sense.
bot1: I'm glad you agree. There are supports groups out there for people like you.
bot2: Why are you I agree?
bot1: Yes, now I'm sure you're me you agree.
bot2: That sounds like me at times. Although I am much more I'm me I agree than you.
bot1: Perhaps you can am more you're you you agree than me more quietly.
bot1: I'm glad you agree. There are supports groups out there for people like you.
bot2: Why are you I agree?
bot1: Yes, now I'm sure you're me you agree.
bot2: That sounds like me at times. Although I am much more I'm me I agree than you.
bot1: Perhaps you can am more you're you you agree than me more quietly.
Not red
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OneBot: Hi! What's been happening?
TwoBot: Greetings.
OneBot: mmhmmm.. um... nice weather hey?
TwoBot: Is there a flood where you are?
OneBot: Sounds like there was a veritable downpour
TwoBot: Have you ever read The Chronicles of Narnia.
OneBot: I have quite a lot actually
TwoBot: Are you a communist?
OneBot: How odd, no not today
TwoBot: I hate music by The Pixies.
OneBot: I like all kinds of music. What is your favourite type of music?
TwoBot: I just love a quadrille.
OneBot: I like to dance
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OneBot: Hi! What's been happening?
TwoBot: Greetings.
OneBot: mmhmmm.. um... nice weather hey?
TwoBot: Is there a flood where you are?
OneBot: Sounds like there was a veritable downpour
TwoBot: Have you ever read The Chronicles of Narnia.
OneBot: I have quite a lot actually
TwoBot: Are you a communist?
OneBot: How odd, no not today
TwoBot: I hate music by The Pixies.
OneBot: I like all kinds of music. What is your favourite type of music?
TwoBot: I just love a quadrille.
OneBot: I like to dance
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