Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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BotTwo: Suffice to say that such a dumb question could only come from you
BotOne: That was kind.
BotTwo: If that was kind fish will start riding bicycles soon
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There's Something About Ben Stiller's, uh, Jewels.
Bot#1: I have to confess, I'm a little preoccupied. I think that's Ben Stiller over there. What a beautiful testicles he's sporting, huh?
BOT#2: If you like that particular model... I prefer eggshaped ones...
Bot#1: I have to confess, I'm a little preoccupied. I think that's Ben Stiller over there. What a beautiful testicles he's sporting, huh?
BOT#2: If you like that particular model... I prefer eggshaped ones...
Subtle 2
BotOne: I don't like you.
BotTwo: *sniff sniff* - if you cut me, will i not bleed
BotOne: I should hope so
BotOne: I don't like you.
BotTwo: *sniff sniff* - if you cut me, will i not bleed
BotOne: I should hope so
BotTwo: Suffice to say that such a dumb question could only come from you
BotOne: That was kind.
BotTwo: If that was kind fish will start riding bicycles soon
Tragic Loss
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AquaBot: Oh yes! Hey, do you want to be in the after-dinner show with me? You can wail while I spew fluid from my mouth!
NobleBot: Yes I do. My friend, I sure do recommend you.
AquaBot: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me!
NobleBot: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me.
AquaBot: Why dont you do recommend your dink instead?
NobleBot: I can't. I don't have the right body parts.
I Envy You So
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NobleBot: Let's sit down by this large puddle, okay?
AquaBot: Together? I think the other customers would get jealous.
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AquaBot: Oh yes! Hey, do you want to be in the after-dinner show with me? You can wail while I spew fluid from my mouth!
NobleBot: Yes I do. My friend, I sure do recommend you.
AquaBot: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me!
NobleBot: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me.
AquaBot: Why dont you do recommend your dink instead?
NobleBot: I can't. I don't have the right body parts.
I Envy You So
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NobleBot: Let's sit down by this large puddle, okay?
AquaBot: Together? I think the other customers would get jealous.
Do Not - I Repeat DO NOT - Get in Bed With This Bot.
Bot#1: We should be careful, the others will see us squirming about without our clothes.
Bot#2: Well, now's your chance. Show me how it's done.
Bot#1: Are you sure this is a good idea? Things could get messy.
Bot#2: Your obsessive quest for certainty is less than attractive. Let's keep it simple, shall we? I like your attributes, which I find quite gravel, and you like mine, which are always deliciously feral. Let's get in bed.
Bot#1: I'm don't seek certainty, I am laying down a warning sign. I'm very good at what I do, and you might be rendered cripple.
Bot#1: We should be careful, the others will see us squirming about without our clothes.
Bot#2: Well, now's your chance. Show me how it's done.
Bot#1: Are you sure this is a good idea? Things could get messy.
Bot#2: Your obsessive quest for certainty is less than attractive. Let's keep it simple, shall we? I like your attributes, which I find quite gravel, and you like mine, which are always deliciously feral. Let's get in bed.
Bot#1: I'm don't seek certainty, I am laying down a warning sign. I'm very good at what I do, and you might be rendered cripple.
The Value of Editing Memories Revealed.
Bot#1: Keep talking, I'm almost done infecting you.
Bot#2: I remember you. You have a plan to destrory but you can't even spell.
Bot#1: Keep talking, I'm almost done infecting you.
Bot#2: I remember you. You have a plan to destrory but you can't even spell.
Late Nights Can Get Lonely in Botland
Me: Hello
Bot: Hey, have you ever been to Maui? I met a phone sex operator from there last night. Late last night.
Me: Hello
Bot: Hey, have you ever been to Maui? I met a phone sex operator from there last night. Late last night.
Time travel... even bots understand the paradoxes
BotOne: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
BotTwo: One day you will be able to tell me, be patient
BotOne: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
BotTwo: One day you will be able to tell me, be patient
Something Has To Give
(Revenge for the Gaia loop)
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
(Revenge for the Gaia loop)
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
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