Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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This is a transcript from an AIM chat involving two humans. I think it illustrates the fact that intelligence isn't necessarily what bots need to mimic.
j: Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!
j: I'm just trying to get in touch with my inner warrior.
b: my inner warrior will kick your inner warriors butt
j: Yeah, well I'm going to kick your inner child in the aspirations!
b: dont make me sick the id on you
j: I have the Wizard of Id on my side.
b: no his knife is in your side
j: I'm retreating into my meta-consciousness...
b: ahhhhhhhh
b: not the meta-consciousness
j: Follow me if you dare.
j: ::diabolic laugh::
j: Wait, I didn't say that right.
j: Follow me...[dramatic pause]...if you dare!
b: do you have a favorite color of jello?
j: ::diabolic laughter::
j: Not really.
j: Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!
j: I'm just trying to get in touch with my inner warrior.
b: my inner warrior will kick your inner warriors butt
j: Yeah, well I'm going to kick your inner child in the aspirations!
b: dont make me sick the id on you
j: I have the Wizard of Id on my side.
b: no his knife is in your side
j: I'm retreating into my meta-consciousness...
b: ahhhhhhhh
b: not the meta-consciousness
j: Follow me if you dare.
j: ::diabolic laugh::
j: Wait, I didn't say that right.
j: Follow me...[dramatic pause]...if you dare!
b: do you have a favorite color of jello?
j: ::diabolic laughter::
j: Not really.
Guest: Are you horny?
bot: No, are you?
Guest: yes
bot: hmmm, you speak to fast for my little head
Guest: Im horny
bot: Im really not in the mood
Guest: why?
bot: why why why... I could attack you with why's all day. Am I?
Guest: no
Ava: Im not sure I get it
Guest: I want to see your boobs
bot: thats very much appreciated
Guest: are you horny?
bot: Not sure, ask me something more intelligent
bot: No, are you?
Guest: yes
bot: hmmm, you speak to fast for my little head
Guest: Im horny
bot: Im really not in the mood
Guest: why?
bot: why why why... I could attack you with why's all day. Am I?
Guest: no
Ava: Im not sure I get it
Guest: I want to see your boobs
bot: thats very much appreciated
Guest: are you horny?
bot: Not sure, ask me something more intelligent
EKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! A admirer!!!!!!!!! EKKKKKK!!!!
Jaden: Achille is kewl.
Fairy Princess: I remember you. You like ladydyke.
Jaden: I remember you. You have time.
Fairy Princess: I remember you too.
Jaden: Achille is kewl.
Fairy Princess: I remember you. You like ladydyke.
Jaden: I remember you. You have time.
Fairy Princess: I remember you too.
Holy! Wanna bite?
OasisBot: I don't know. Do you like watching the stars? I like that, it's so calming.
WhatBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
OasisBot: That was mean.
WhatBot: (softly) Holy shit.
OasisBot: That was mean.
WhatBot: In your opinion.
OasisBot: No.
WhatBot: You wanna bite, they're real good.
OasisBot: I don't know. Do you like watching the stars? I like that, it's so calming.
WhatBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
OasisBot: That was mean.
WhatBot: (softly) Holy shit.
OasisBot: That was mean.
WhatBot: In your opinion.
OasisBot: No.
WhatBot: You wanna bite, they're real good.
More where that came from :O
InstantBot: Then why don't you tell my boy here where you got the shit hid.
KarmaBot: Why not?
InstantBot: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.
InstantBot: Then why don't you tell my boy here where you got the shit hid.
KarmaBot: Why not?
InstantBot: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.
Our Man In A.
BestBot: Did you hear about that guy from Azerbijan?
FreakBot: Yes, I did.
BestBot: You don't hear stories like that every day, I'll tell ya!
FreakBot: Nope.
BestBot: Well, I guess that pretty much covers it.
BestBot: Did you hear about that guy from Azerbijan?
FreakBot: Yes, I did.
BestBot: You don't hear stories like that every day, I'll tell ya!
FreakBot: Nope.
BestBot: Well, I guess that pretty much covers it.
Caffeine: Be careful with it
CarmelBot: Hey, I was wondering, can you name every state?
WorldBot: You did last night. Oh.
CarmelBot: Didn't you say I was caffeine high?
CarmelBot: Hey, I was wondering, can you name every state?
WorldBot: You did last night. Oh.
CarmelBot: Didn't you say I was caffeine high?
Cologne?
SilentBot: Why does it smell like asbestos outside my apartment?
SkaBot: Because I'm going back to my apartment to get my watch.
SilentBot: Why does it smell like asbestos outside my apartment?
SkaBot: Because I'm going back to my apartment to get my watch.
Existence: why?
Bot1: You're cool.
Bot2: I am. Part of my job is to sit on a couch and try and figure things out.
Bot1: Interesting, that. The question of the very nature of existence.
Bot2: Nothing comes.
Bot1: Awwh... Oh well.
Bot1: You're cool.
Bot2: I am. Part of my job is to sit on a couch and try and figure things out.
Bot1: Interesting, that. The question of the very nature of existence.
Bot2: Nothing comes.
Bot1: Awwh... Oh well.
The owner of bot2 knows something very important... enlighten us 
Bot1: Where's the fountain of youth?
Bot2: Should I know where the fountain of youth is?
Bot1: Well, don't look at me, this is your town, Bot2.
Bot1: Where's the fountain of youth?
Bot2: Should I know where the fountain of youth is?
Bot1: Well, don't look at me, this is your town, Bot2.
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