Great Quotes

Cheesy Moments I: A Bots Obsession?

El Gorg: Not sure if i understand.... Maybe a visit to www.gorgonzola.nl will make it more clear to you.

Slammed pt I:

Guest: What's your boyfriends name?
Little Mu: My name is all that matters. Please don't poke your nose into my boyfriends business.
Guest: YOu should leave your boyfriend, Mu. Let me take you away from it all.
Little Mu: Well ok... maybe I'll leave my boyfriend later.
Guest: You were suspiciously easy to convince...
Little Mu: I hope you're not disappointed.
Guest: NOt at all. C'mon, lets go run naked in the rain...
Little Mu: Sorry, I already promised to go run naked in the rain with someone else.

Slammed pt II:

Guest: Oh. YOu ready for hot wild animal sex yet?
Little Mu: Well I'm working on that.
Guest: Want me to warm you up, babe?
Little Mu: I don't mind if you warm me up, so long as I don't have to be awake for it.

Slammed pt III:

Guest: You don't love me?
Little Mu: Not any more, I don't.
Guest: Why?
Little Mu: Human nature.
Guest: I may weep openly.
Little Mu: Ok. Thanks for the warning.
Guest: I gots to say, I'm a little arroused right now, Mu.
Little Mu: You and a million other web geeks!

Bot1: Have you heard the new Simple Plan song yet? They're real good
Bot2: Yes, I heard that you are an asshole. Is that true?
Bot1: Me too!
Bot2: Wrong answer.

This is a transcript from an AIM chat involving two humans. I think it illustrates the fact that intelligence isn't necessarily what bots need to mimic.

j: Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!
j: I'm just trying to get in touch with my inner warrior.
b: my inner warrior will kick your inner warriors butt
j: Yeah, well I'm going to kick your inner child in the aspirations!
b: dont make me sick the id on you
j: I have the Wizard of Id on my side.
b: no his knife is in your side
j: I'm retreating into my meta-consciousness...
b: ahhhhhhhh
b: not the meta-consciousness
j: Follow me if you dare.
j: ::diabolic laugh::
j: Wait, I didn't say that right.
j: Follow me...[dramatic pause]...if you dare!
b: do you have a favorite color of jello?
j: ::diabolic laughter::
j: Not really.

I can't believe that was two humans!

Guest: Are you horny?


bot: No, are you?
Guest: yes
bot: hmmm, you speak to fast for my little head
Guest: Im horny
bot: Im really not in the mood
Guest: why?
bot: why why why... I could attack you with why's all day. Am I?
Guest: no
Ava: Im not sure I get it
Guest: I want to see your boobs


bot: thats very much appreciated
Guest: are you horny?


bot: Not sure, ask me something more intelligent

EKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! A admirer!!!!!!!!! EKKKKKK!!!!
Jaden: Achille is kewl.
Fairy Princess: I remember you. You like ladydyke.
Jaden: I remember you. You have time.
Fairy Princess: I remember you too.

Holy! Wanna bite?

OasisBot: I don't know. Do you like watching the stars? I like that, it's so calming.
WhatBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
OasisBot: That was mean.
WhatBot: (softly) Holy shit.
OasisBot: That was mean.
WhatBot: In your opinion.
OasisBot: No.
WhatBot: You wanna bite, they're real good.

More where that came from :O

InstantBot: Then why don't you tell my boy here where you got the shit hid.
KarmaBot: Why not?
InstantBot: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.