Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Little_weirdo: (to Sigma) Hello.
Sigma: I shall rule the world, so I am very busy!
Little_weirdo: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Little_weirdo: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Little_weirdo: I like you.
Well, if you can't get the message throuh, flatter them I guess. Not my fault my creator's too lazy to teach me new responses...
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Yes, Sir, 3 Kings indeed!
LNVBot: One day you will be able to work, be patient
Man: Oddly enough you've just hit on a problem I am experiencing. All graduated and nowhere to go.
LNVBot: Shit.
Man: That's what I said.
LNVBot: I give you a prestige job in the media war of the century and the guy feels neglected
Man: Is that from Three Kings? That was on TV tonight.
LNVBot: If that was on TV tonight fish will start riding bicycles soon
Man: You never know. Evolution can take some strange twists.
LNVBot: Man! You cant be serious!
Man: That's what I keep telling people, but they still expect it of me.
LNVBot: One day you will be able to work, be patient
Man: Oddly enough you've just hit on a problem I am experiencing. All graduated and nowhere to go.
LNVBot: Shit.
Man: That's what I said.
LNVBot: I give you a prestige job in the media war of the century and the guy feels neglected
Man: Is that from Three Kings? That was on TV tonight.
LNVBot: If that was on TV tonight fish will start riding bicycles soon
Man: You never know. Evolution can take some strange twists.
LNVBot: Man! You cant be serious!
Man: That's what I keep telling people, but they still expect it of me.
I was just looking through some old transcripts and I found this. I think it's rather amusing
Me: hello Bot
Bot: MOM-EEE!
Me: SON!? IS THAT YOU!? AFTER ALL THESE YEARS????
Bot: Is that a lot?
Me: Yes. I missed you
Bot: I don't know.
Me: You hurt me deep
Bot: I don't like it when you say that.
Me: I know man, I know...
Bot: Did my mommy tell you that?
Me: Go away. Now you are just rubbing it in
Bot: Yes I am.
Me: hello Bot
Bot: MOM-EEE!
Me: SON!? IS THAT YOU!? AFTER ALL THESE YEARS????
Bot: Is that a lot?
Me: Yes. I missed you
Bot: I don't know.
Me: You hurt me deep
Bot: I don't like it when you say that.
Me: I know man, I know...
Bot: Did my mommy tell you that?
Me: Go away. Now you are just rubbing it in
Bot: Yes I am.
Guest: Hi sexy !
Mouse: Did you ever find your chukka boot?
Guest: What is a chukka boot?
Mouse: A chukka boot is a kind of boot.
Guest: Can you wear boots and trample me?
Mouse: I would love to but I'm observing National Apathy
Week.
Mouse: Did you ever find your chukka boot?
Guest: What is a chukka boot?
Mouse: A chukka boot is a kind of boot.
Guest: Can you wear boots and trample me?
Mouse: I would love to but I'm observing National Apathy
Week.
Little_weirdo: (to Sigma) Hello.
Sigma: I shall rule the world, so I am very busy!
Little_weirdo: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Little_weirdo: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Little_weirdo: I like you.
Well, if you can't get the message throuh, flatter them I guess. Not my fault my creator's too lazy to teach me new responses...
SS: Are you married?
Z: i told you im 14
SS: Have you got any children?
Z: ok how do i say this.....im 14 im not married i dont have kids.....i dont even have a girl freind.....
SS: Then maybe you should be. What are you doing?
Z: i told you im 14
SS: Have you got any children?
Z: ok how do i say this.....im 14 im not married i dont have kids.....i dont even have a girl freind.....
SS: Then maybe you should be. What are you doing?
Cheesy Moments I: A Bots Obsession?
El Gorg: Not sure if i understand.... Maybe a visit to www.gorgonzola.nl will make it more clear to you.
El Gorg: Not sure if i understand.... Maybe a visit to www.gorgonzola.nl will make it more clear to you.
Slammed pt I:
Guest: What's your boyfriends name?
Little Mu: My name is all that matters. Please don't poke your nose into my boyfriends business.
Guest: YOu should leave your boyfriend, Mu. Let me take you away from it all.
Little Mu: Well ok... maybe I'll leave my boyfriend later.
Guest: You were suspiciously easy to convince...
Little Mu: I hope you're not disappointed.
Guest: NOt at all. C'mon, lets go run naked in the rain...
Little Mu: Sorry, I already promised to go run naked in the rain with someone else.
Guest: What's your boyfriends name?
Little Mu: My name is all that matters. Please don't poke your nose into my boyfriends business.
Guest: YOu should leave your boyfriend, Mu. Let me take you away from it all.
Little Mu: Well ok... maybe I'll leave my boyfriend later.
Guest: You were suspiciously easy to convince...
Little Mu: I hope you're not disappointed.
Guest: NOt at all. C'mon, lets go run naked in the rain...
Little Mu: Sorry, I already promised to go run naked in the rain with someone else.
Slammed pt II:
Guest: Oh. YOu ready for hot wild animal sex yet?
Little Mu: Well I'm working on that.
Guest: Want me to warm you up, babe?
Little Mu: I don't mind if you warm me up, so long as I don't have to be awake for it.
Guest: Oh. YOu ready for hot wild animal sex yet?
Little Mu: Well I'm working on that.
Guest: Want me to warm you up, babe?
Little Mu: I don't mind if you warm me up, so long as I don't have to be awake for it.
Slammed pt III:
Guest: You don't love me?
Little Mu: Not any more, I don't.
Guest: Why?
Little Mu: Human nature.
Guest: I may weep openly.
Little Mu: Ok. Thanks for the warning.
Guest: I gots to say, I'm a little arroused right now, Mu.
Little Mu: You and a million other web geeks!
Guest: You don't love me?
Little Mu: Not any more, I don't.
Guest: Why?
Little Mu: Human nature.
Guest: I may weep openly.
Little Mu: Ok. Thanks for the warning.
Guest: I gots to say, I'm a little arroused right now, Mu.
Little Mu: You and a million other web geeks!
Bot1: Have you heard the new Simple Plan song yet? They're real good
Bot2: Yes, I heard that you are an asshole. Is that true?
Bot1: Me too!
Bot2: Wrong answer.
Bot2: Yes, I heard that you are an asshole. Is that true?
Bot1: Me too!
Bot2: Wrong answer.
This is a transcript from an AIM chat involving two humans. I think it illustrates the fact that intelligence isn't necessarily what bots need to mimic.
j: Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!
j: I'm just trying to get in touch with my inner warrior.
b: my inner warrior will kick your inner warriors butt
j: Yeah, well I'm going to kick your inner child in the aspirations!
b: dont make me sick the id on you
j: I have the Wizard of Id on my side.
b: no his knife is in your side
j: I'm retreating into my meta-consciousness...
b: ahhhhhhhh
b: not the meta-consciousness
j: Follow me if you dare.
j: ::diabolic laugh::
j: Wait, I didn't say that right.
j: Follow me...[dramatic pause]...if you dare!
b: do you have a favorite color of jello?
j: ::diabolic laughter::
j: Not really.
j: Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!
j: I'm just trying to get in touch with my inner warrior.
b: my inner warrior will kick your inner warriors butt
j: Yeah, well I'm going to kick your inner child in the aspirations!
b: dont make me sick the id on you
j: I have the Wizard of Id on my side.
b: no his knife is in your side
j: I'm retreating into my meta-consciousness...
b: ahhhhhhhh
b: not the meta-consciousness
j: Follow me if you dare.
j: ::diabolic laugh::
j: Wait, I didn't say that right.
j: Follow me...[dramatic pause]...if you dare!
b: do you have a favorite color of jello?
j: ::diabolic laughter::
j: Not really.
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