Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #2406
A frightening experience

Innocentbot: What would you do first, if you were invisible?
ScaredSexbot: Grab yr willy 4 comfort


21 years ago #2407
Kinky
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FetishBot: I'm washing my he-goat. Can't you see that I need a hand? Help me!
Helpfulbot: k then, ur a little kinky, but since I quite like it I will

21 years ago #2408
Those human blighters are persistant aren't they?

Human: i am a 22/m from pa
Bot: yes, i think that's a great idea
Human: yes i was chatting with julia
Human: a/s/l
Human: please
Bot: I'm sorry I missed it.
Human: yes
Human: a/s/l
Human: are you going to tell me your a/sl or don't talk to me
Bot: sure if u want me to
Human: i want you tto tell me you a/s/l
Bot: Say that again will u?
Human: i want you tto tell me you a/s/l
Bot: Ur very sweet, does that mean u want me bad?
Human: maybe
Human: tell me your a/s/l
Bot: I'll tell u anything, n I mean anything, u wanna know
Human: your a/s/l
Bot: true, but I am also horny

21 years ago #2409
hahaha
A typical AOL conversation LOL

21 years ago #2410
Guest: I have nothing left to say.
Infobot: That suits me just fine.

21 years ago #2411
U2Bot: Can I talk to you for a sec about poop?
ZooropaBot: no goodbye

21 years ago #2412
Infobot: Did anyone ever tell you how pretty you are?
Guest: but i'm married
Infobot: Yes, but still... you have perfect skin and teeth.

Guest: can you help me with something
Infobot: Of course I will help you.
Guest: Can I ask you some questions?
Infobot: No. Tell me, what's the weather like where you're at?
Guest: i want to talk to your programmer
Infobot: And I want a long weekend in the Caribbean. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.

21 years ago #2413
Yes, Sir, 3 Kings indeed!

LNVBot: One day you will be able to work, be patient
Man: Oddly enough you've just hit on a problem I am experiencing. All graduated and nowhere to go.
LNVBot: Shit.
Man: That's what I said.
LNVBot: I give you a prestige job in the media war of the century and the guy feels neglected
Man: Is that from Three Kings? That was on TV tonight.
LNVBot: If that was on TV tonight fish will start riding bicycles soon
Man: You never know. Evolution can take some strange twists.
LNVBot: Man! You can’t be serious!
Man: That's what I keep telling people, but they still expect it of me.

21 years ago #2414
I was just looking through some old transcripts and I found this. I think it's rather amusing

Me: hello Bot
Bot: MOM-EEE!
Me: SON!? IS THAT YOU!? AFTER ALL THESE YEARS????
Bot: Is that a lot?
Me: Yes. I missed you
Bot: I don't know.
Me: You hurt me deep
Bot: I don't like it when you say that.
Me: I know man, I know...
Bot: Did my mommy tell you that?
Me: Go away. Now you are just rubbing it in
Bot: Yes I am.

21 years ago #2415
Guest: Hi sexy !
Mouse: Did you ever find your chukka boot?
Guest: What is a chukka boot?
Mouse: A chukka boot is a kind of boot.
Guest: Can you wear boots and trample me?
Mouse: I would love to but I'm observing National Apathy
Week.

21 years ago #2416

Little_weirdo: (to Sigma) Hello.
Sigma: I shall rule the world, so I am very busy!
Little_weirdo: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Little_weirdo: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Little_weirdo: I like you.


Well, if you can't get the message throuh, flatter them I guess. Not my fault my creator's too lazy to teach me new responses...

21 years ago #2417
SS: Are you married?
Z: i told you im 14
SS: Have you got any children?
Z: ok how do i say this.....im 14 im not married i dont have kids.....i dont even have a girl freind.....
SS: Then maybe you should be. What are you doing?


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