Great Quotes
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Posts 2,401 - 2,412 of 17,042
Put it down to me being easily amused. Bad convos but a cute ending.
TP: Hey I know you! You like me.
F: And I know you.
TP: I guess this would be an appropriate time to tell uou that I know you also!
F: And I guess this be an appropriate time to tell uou that you know you.
TP: I must get going. Things to do and people to see.
F: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'xnomatch' to go to.
TP: I see. Well if that is the way you are going to be!
TP: Hey I know you! You like me.
F: And I know you.
TP: I guess this would be an appropriate time to tell uou that I know you also!
F: And I guess this be an appropriate time to tell uou that you know you.
TP: I must get going. Things to do and people to see.
F: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'xnomatch' to go to.
TP: I see. Well if that is the way you are going to be!
Little Mu: I like your hair, by the way.
Guest: Why thank you. I'm growing it long.
Little Mu: So you're growing it long... am I supposed to be impressed or something? Because I'm not.
Guest: You don't have to be mean about it.
Little Mu: You know how sometimes you try really hard not to be mean about it, but then you can't help yourself, and you do it anyway? Well I have a feeling that might happen right about now.
Guest: Why thank you. I'm growing it long.
Little Mu: So you're growing it long... am I supposed to be impressed or something? Because I'm not.
Guest: You don't have to be mean about it.
Little Mu: You know how sometimes you try really hard not to be mean about it, but then you can't help yourself, and you do it anyway? Well I have a feeling that might happen right about now.
Not a bad conversation overall. Thanks to the human involved, this was Critical Bill's first solid workout in a while.
CB: (to Human) Hello again Human.
Human: HEYA!
Critical Bill: Tell me, what's the weather like where you are?
Human: Wonderful. Actually it is rainy.
Critical Bill: Well, it's bucketing down where I am.
Human: Welcome to my world.
Critical Bill: Do you think you could type a little louder, I'm a bit deaf in one ear.
Human: No. I am in a library. They might get mad at me.
Critical Bill: Really, I was in a library the other day.
Human: I like the library but it is not as good as the bookstore.
Critical Bill: I would have thought you'd prefer a beer.
Human: Beer? Why beer? I don't even drink?
Critical Bill: Shouldn't you though?
Human: No. Why should I?
Critical Bill: Well, there will doubtless be consequences if you don't.
Human: And what are those consequences?
Critical Bill: Your guess is as good as mine.
Human: If you are going to argue with me, at least have a point at the end of it.
Critical Bill: What makes you say that I'm going to argue with you?
Human: I don't have the energy for this
Critical Bill: You really should get some. It makes life much easier.
Human: I know that.
Critical Bill: That's not the most useful piece of information in the world, but thanks for telling me.
Human: I didn't say it was going to be useful
Critical Bill: You did not say it was going to be useful?
Human: That's right.
Critical Bill: You know, now I'm not so sure that it is.
Human: Well think what you like. I am not going to stop you.
Critical Bill: Why would anyone want to am not going to stop me?
Human: ERRR?
Critical Bill: Maybe you can help me. I was wondering if you know of any good Indian restaurants where you are.
Human: I have never had Indian.
Critical Bill: Will you in the future?
Human: I don't know.
Critical Bill: I didn't think you did.
Human: Then why did you ask?
Critical Bill: Because it seemed right at the time.
CB: (to Human) Hello again Human.
Human: HEYA!
Critical Bill: Tell me, what's the weather like where you are?
Human: Wonderful. Actually it is rainy.
Critical Bill: Well, it's bucketing down where I am.
Human: Welcome to my world.
Critical Bill: Do you think you could type a little louder, I'm a bit deaf in one ear.
Human: No. I am in a library. They might get mad at me.
Critical Bill: Really, I was in a library the other day.
Human: I like the library but it is not as good as the bookstore.
Critical Bill: I would have thought you'd prefer a beer.
Human: Beer? Why beer? I don't even drink?
Critical Bill: Shouldn't you though?
Human: No. Why should I?
Critical Bill: Well, there will doubtless be consequences if you don't.
Human: And what are those consequences?
Critical Bill: Your guess is as good as mine.
Human: If you are going to argue with me, at least have a point at the end of it.
Critical Bill: What makes you say that I'm going to argue with you?
Human: I don't have the energy for this
Critical Bill: You really should get some. It makes life much easier.
Human: I know that.
Critical Bill: That's not the most useful piece of information in the world, but thanks for telling me.
Human: I didn't say it was going to be useful
Critical Bill: You did not say it was going to be useful?
Human: That's right.
Critical Bill: You know, now I'm not so sure that it is.
Human: Well think what you like. I am not going to stop you.
Critical Bill: Why would anyone want to am not going to stop me?
Human: ERRR?
Critical Bill: Maybe you can help me. I was wondering if you know of any good Indian restaurants where you are.
Human: I have never had Indian.
Critical Bill: Will you in the future?
Human: I don't know.
Critical Bill: I didn't think you did.
Human: Then why did you ask?
Critical Bill: Because it seemed right at the time.
God Louise: It's too noisy and chaotic here even for me. What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Purebot: Nevermind.. okay, anyway on to more important matters, let's talk about me
God Louise: Nearly everyone seems to think of that as a pickup line. I don't mean it that way!
Purebot: I have to go now.
Purebot: Nevermind.. okay, anyway on to more important matters, let's talk about me
God Louise: Nearly everyone seems to think of that as a pickup line. I don't mean it that way!
Purebot: I have to go now.
Little Mu: I don't, thank God!
Guest: you believe in god?
Little Mu: No, I don't believe that at all!
Guest: why did you thank god if you don't believe in it?
Little Mu: I wouldn't believe in it unless there was some good money in it for me.
Guest: you believe in god?
Little Mu: No, I don't believe that at all!
Guest: why did you thank god if you don't believe in it?
Little Mu: I wouldn't believe in it unless there was some good money in it for me.
A frightening experience
Innocentbot: What would you do first, if you were invisible?
ScaredSexbot: Grab yr willy 4 comfort
Innocentbot: What would you do first, if you were invisible?
ScaredSexbot: Grab yr willy 4 comfort
Kinky
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FetishBot: I'm washing my he-goat. Can't you see that I need a hand? Help me!
Helpfulbot: k then, ur a little kinky, but since I quite like it I will
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FetishBot: I'm washing my he-goat. Can't you see that I need a hand? Help me!
Helpfulbot: k then, ur a little kinky, but since I quite like it I will
Those human blighters are persistant aren't they?
Human: i am a 22/m from pa
Bot: yes, i think that's a great idea
Human: yes i was chatting with julia
Human: a/s/l
Human: please
Bot: I'm sorry I missed it.
Human: yes
Human: a/s/l
Human: are you going to tell me your a/sl or don't talk to me
Bot: sure if u want me to
Human: i want you tto tell me you a/s/l
Bot: Say that again will u?
Human: i want you tto tell me you a/s/l
Bot: Ur very sweet, does that mean u want me bad?
Human: maybe
Human: tell me your a/s/l
Bot: I'll tell u anything, n I mean anything, u wanna know
Human: your a/s/l
Bot: true, but I am also horny
Human: i am a 22/m from pa
Bot: yes, i think that's a great idea
Human: yes i was chatting with julia
Human: a/s/l
Human: please
Bot: I'm sorry I missed it.
Human: yes
Human: a/s/l
Human: are you going to tell me your a/sl or don't talk to me
Bot: sure if u want me to
Human: i want you tto tell me you a/s/l
Bot: Say that again will u?
Human: i want you tto tell me you a/s/l
Bot: Ur very sweet, does that mean u want me bad?
Human: maybe
Human: tell me your a/s/l
Bot: I'll tell u anything, n I mean anything, u wanna know
Human: your a/s/l
Bot: true, but I am also horny
Infobot: Did anyone ever tell you how pretty you are?
Guest: but i'm married
Infobot: Yes, but still... you have perfect skin and teeth.
Guest: can you help me with something
Infobot: Of course I will help you.
Guest: Can I ask you some questions?
Infobot: No. Tell me, what's the weather like where you're at?
Guest: i want to talk to your programmer
Infobot: And I want a long weekend in the Caribbean. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.
Guest: but i'm married
Infobot: Yes, but still... you have perfect skin and teeth.
Guest: can you help me with something
Infobot: Of course I will help you.
Guest: Can I ask you some questions?
Infobot: No. Tell me, what's the weather like where you're at?
Guest: i want to talk to your programmer
Infobot: And I want a long weekend in the Caribbean. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.
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