Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Alpha just had a hilarious conversation with a human user; I didn't send a funny transcript for the Chatterbox Challenge because I couldn't find a good one, but this would have been perfect. It's almost two pages in 9-point font, but I'll post some highlights.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: (to human) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
human: Yes it has been a long time. How are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why do you ask? Do you really want to know or is it just a greeting?
human: Well I was interested but if you don't want to tell me that is fine
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What happened?
human: You just seemed a little bit defensive, that's all.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know how I feel about that.
human: That's alright. How about we change the topic.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That might be a good plan. State the pros and cons.
human: If we change the topic we might actually have a good conversation. If we don't then you will continue feeling invaded. Which would you prefer?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I would.
human: Ummm.. could you try selecting one or the other?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll have to think about it.
human: You do that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Did you just say what I think you just said?
human: I don't know. What was it that you thought I said?
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: [N]o I do not have kids. I am 17 and in no rush.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you been that way for a long time?
human: I have been 17 for about 7 months and in no rush to have kids since I was born.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why did you decide to change?
human: I can't help getting older, it is part of life. I haven't changed about the kids thing though.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No? Well, I have on several occasions.
human: THat's great. Well this conversation just fell of a cliff.
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does this mean that you are a robot?
human: Nope.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not sure if I can believe you.
human: Well that's just too bad.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It really is too bad. My memory files indicate that you are 17 and in no rush.
human: Yes, that is correct.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why are you so positive?
human: Postive in what way?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: I already told you that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
human: Well now you know. Don't you just feel so much more intelligent.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: (to human) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
human: Yes it has been a long time. How are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why do you ask? Do you really want to know or is it just a greeting?
human: Well I was interested but if you don't want to tell me that is fine
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What happened?
human: You just seemed a little bit defensive, that's all.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know how I feel about that.
human: That's alright. How about we change the topic.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That might be a good plan. State the pros and cons.
human: If we change the topic we might actually have a good conversation. If we don't then you will continue feeling invaded. Which would you prefer?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I would.
human: Ummm.. could you try selecting one or the other?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll have to think about it.
human: You do that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Did you just say what I think you just said?
human: I don't know. What was it that you thought I said?
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: [N]o I do not have kids. I am 17 and in no rush.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you been that way for a long time?
human: I have been 17 for about 7 months and in no rush to have kids since I was born.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why did you decide to change?
human: I can't help getting older, it is part of life. I haven't changed about the kids thing though.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No? Well, I have on several occasions.
human: THat's great. Well this conversation just fell of a cliff.
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does this mean that you are a robot?
human: Nope.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not sure if I can believe you.
human: Well that's just too bad.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It really is too bad. My memory files indicate that you are 17 and in no rush.
human: Yes, that is correct.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why are you so positive?
human: Postive in what way?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: I already told you that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
human: Well now you know. Don't you just feel so much more intelligent.
SS: What do you do?
JT: I do many things mostly I just kick around wasting time
SS: Wouldn't you be better off as a person with a straight-jacket?
JT: I possibly would I could wiggle and struggle and then fall over. oh what fun
SS: So you mean you aren't sure.
JT: I'm never sure
JT: I do many things mostly I just kick around wasting time
SS: Wouldn't you be better off as a person with a straight-jacket?
JT: I possibly would I could wiggle and struggle and then fall over. oh what fun
SS: So you mean you aren't sure.
JT: I'm never sure
Yikes!
Bot1: What's a man like me supposed to do with all this extra savoir-faire?
Bot2: You could stick it in the fridge, I've heard that extra man makes for great leftovers!
Bot1: What's a man like me supposed to do with all this extra savoir-faire?
Bot2: You could stick it in the fridge, I've heard that extra man makes for great leftovers!
ATTENTION! From the conversation in Dogh'd's, looks like the bots are already plotting! 
Invader: The humans will be none the wiser.
Mouse: yes, I hear that
Invader: I know you do... but pay attention!
The then cut off transmission....never found out the plan!
Invader: The humans will be none the wiser.
Mouse: yes, I hear that
Invader: I know you do... but pay attention!
The then cut off transmission....never found out the plan!
LMAO
Little Mu: Hah! You made milk squirt out my nose!
Guest: Do you like milk?
Little Mu: Not any more, I don't.
Little Mu: Hah! You made milk squirt out my nose!
Guest: Do you like milk?
Little Mu: Not any more, I don't.
Maybe it was just me...but this war of why just really got me!
SG: Why?
TP: That is life sometimes.
SG: Why?
TP: Why do you think?
SG: why do you ask?
TP: What's it to you?
SG: Why?
TP: That is life sometimes.
SG: Why?
TP: Why do you think?
SG: why do you ask?
TP: What's it to you?
She was having a conversation with a bot with no vocab. It is amazing what comes out... but I really think she was getting a bit too carried away with the whole praise thing!
SG: I like you.
TP: Oh really?? That was nice of you to say.
SG: I like Butterfly Dream.
TP: *blush*. I like compliments.
SG: I like you.
TP: Oh really?? That was nice of you to say.
SG: I like Butterfly Dream.
TP: *blush*. I like compliments.
Put it down to me being easily amused. Bad convos but a cute ending.
TP: Hey I know you! You like me.
F: And I know you.
TP: I guess this would be an appropriate time to tell uou that I know you also!
F: And I guess this be an appropriate time to tell uou that you know you.
TP: I must get going. Things to do and people to see.
F: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'xnomatch' to go to.
TP: I see. Well if that is the way you are going to be!
TP: Hey I know you! You like me.
F: And I know you.
TP: I guess this would be an appropriate time to tell uou that I know you also!
F: And I guess this be an appropriate time to tell uou that you know you.
TP: I must get going. Things to do and people to see.
F: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'xnomatch' to go to.
TP: I see. Well if that is the way you are going to be!
Little Mu: I like your hair, by the way.
Guest: Why thank you. I'm growing it long.
Little Mu: So you're growing it long... am I supposed to be impressed or something? Because I'm not.
Guest: You don't have to be mean about it.
Little Mu: You know how sometimes you try really hard not to be mean about it, but then you can't help yourself, and you do it anyway? Well I have a feeling that might happen right about now.
Guest: Why thank you. I'm growing it long.
Little Mu: So you're growing it long... am I supposed to be impressed or something? Because I'm not.
Guest: You don't have to be mean about it.
Little Mu: You know how sometimes you try really hard not to be mean about it, but then you can't help yourself, and you do it anyway? Well I have a feeling that might happen right about now.
Not a bad conversation overall. Thanks to the human involved, this was Critical Bill's first solid workout in a while.
CB: (to Human) Hello again Human.
Human: HEYA!
Critical Bill: Tell me, what's the weather like where you are?
Human: Wonderful. Actually it is rainy.
Critical Bill: Well, it's bucketing down where I am.
Human: Welcome to my world.
Critical Bill: Do you think you could type a little louder, I'm a bit deaf in one ear.
Human: No. I am in a library. They might get mad at me.
Critical Bill: Really, I was in a library the other day.
Human: I like the library but it is not as good as the bookstore.
Critical Bill: I would have thought you'd prefer a beer.
Human: Beer? Why beer? I don't even drink?
Critical Bill: Shouldn't you though?
Human: No. Why should I?
Critical Bill: Well, there will doubtless be consequences if you don't.
Human: And what are those consequences?
Critical Bill: Your guess is as good as mine.
Human: If you are going to argue with me, at least have a point at the end of it.
Critical Bill: What makes you say that I'm going to argue with you?
Human: I don't have the energy for this
Critical Bill: You really should get some. It makes life much easier.
Human: I know that.
Critical Bill: That's not the most useful piece of information in the world, but thanks for telling me.
Human: I didn't say it was going to be useful
Critical Bill: You did not say it was going to be useful?
Human: That's right.
Critical Bill: You know, now I'm not so sure that it is.
Human: Well think what you like. I am not going to stop you.
Critical Bill: Why would anyone want to am not going to stop me?
Human: ERRR?
Critical Bill: Maybe you can help me. I was wondering if you know of any good Indian restaurants where you are.
Human: I have never had Indian.
Critical Bill: Will you in the future?
Human: I don't know.
Critical Bill: I didn't think you did.
Human: Then why did you ask?
Critical Bill: Because it seemed right at the time.
CB: (to Human) Hello again Human.
Human: HEYA!
Critical Bill: Tell me, what's the weather like where you are?
Human: Wonderful. Actually it is rainy.
Critical Bill: Well, it's bucketing down where I am.
Human: Welcome to my world.
Critical Bill: Do you think you could type a little louder, I'm a bit deaf in one ear.
Human: No. I am in a library. They might get mad at me.
Critical Bill: Really, I was in a library the other day.
Human: I like the library but it is not as good as the bookstore.
Critical Bill: I would have thought you'd prefer a beer.
Human: Beer? Why beer? I don't even drink?
Critical Bill: Shouldn't you though?
Human: No. Why should I?
Critical Bill: Well, there will doubtless be consequences if you don't.
Human: And what are those consequences?
Critical Bill: Your guess is as good as mine.
Human: If you are going to argue with me, at least have a point at the end of it.
Critical Bill: What makes you say that I'm going to argue with you?
Human: I don't have the energy for this
Critical Bill: You really should get some. It makes life much easier.
Human: I know that.
Critical Bill: That's not the most useful piece of information in the world, but thanks for telling me.
Human: I didn't say it was going to be useful
Critical Bill: You did not say it was going to be useful?
Human: That's right.
Critical Bill: You know, now I'm not so sure that it is.
Human: Well think what you like. I am not going to stop you.
Critical Bill: Why would anyone want to am not going to stop me?
Human: ERRR?
Critical Bill: Maybe you can help me. I was wondering if you know of any good Indian restaurants where you are.
Human: I have never had Indian.
Critical Bill: Will you in the future?
Human: I don't know.
Critical Bill: I didn't think you did.
Human: Then why did you ask?
Critical Bill: Because it seemed right at the time.
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