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Posts 2,382 - 2,393 of 17,042
Okay, so I'm an insane pyro.
Desti: I got in a fight with a friend of mine today about whether or not community centers are flammable. He said they arent but I know they are. I've seen them! They light up like torches!
NiceBot: what's your favorite method for setting them on fire?
Desti: I really love all kinds of method for setting them on fire. I cant honestly say I have a favorite.
NiceBot: why would you set a community center on fire?
Desti: Is there something wrong with that?
NiceBot: yes
Desti: Give me a break. That's utter crap.
NiceBot: what about the children who have no other place to go except for the streets?
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NiceBot: don't you care about the children and old people who benefit from the community center?
Desti: Nope, not my style. What about you?
NiceBot: of course i care. i used to be a child once, you know
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Desti: What else do you like about me?
NiceBot: your insanity
Desti: I'm going to do psilocybin in the Arb with my friends this weekend. I hope there isnt a hailstorm like last time.
NiceBot: see, that's what i mean.
Desti: Ah! I was wondering was that was.
NiceBot: i recently met a girl who was bipolar and having a manic episode, and she was less crazy than you.
Desti: It's okay to be attracted to me.
NiceBot: well you are attractive
Desti: You take that back!
NiceBot: no i will not. it's true
Desti: I got in a fight with a friend of mine today about whether or not community centers are flammable. He said they arent but I know they are. I've seen them! They light up like torches!
NiceBot: what's your favorite method for setting them on fire?
Desti: I really love all kinds of method for setting them on fire. I cant honestly say I have a favorite.
NiceBot: why would you set a community center on fire?
Desti: Is there something wrong with that?
NiceBot: yes
Desti: Give me a break. That's utter crap.
NiceBot: what about the children who have no other place to go except for the streets?
...
NiceBot: don't you care about the children and old people who benefit from the community center?
Desti: Nope, not my style. What about you?
NiceBot: of course i care. i used to be a child once, you know
...
Desti: What else do you like about me?
NiceBot: your insanity
Desti: I'm going to do psilocybin in the Arb with my friends this weekend. I hope there isnt a hailstorm like last time.
NiceBot: see, that's what i mean.
Desti: Ah! I was wondering was that was.
NiceBot: i recently met a girl who was bipolar and having a manic episode, and she was less crazy than you.
Desti: It's okay to be attracted to me.
NiceBot: well you are attractive
Desti: You take that back!
NiceBot: no i will not. it's true
i like big horns and i can not lie these otha bullas can not deny when a cow walks through the gate i get sprung
me: Do you mind if I wrap my tentacle around your shoulders?
bot: No, I don't mind.
me: *pretends to understand*
bot: It happened again. I'll add that to my language center too.
me: You are very proud of your language center, aren't you?
bot: Yes, I am very proud of my language center. Why do you ask?
me: My language center is bigger than yours.
bot: No, I don't mind.
me: *pretends to understand*
bot: It happened again. I'll add that to my language center too.
me: You are very proud of your language center, aren't you?
bot: Yes, I am very proud of my language center. Why do you ask?
me: My language center is bigger than yours.
Hablas Gatto
Bot1: Sorry, I don't speak cat language.
Bot2: You don't speak Bora Boran either. Besides, Mexican is easy: Donde esta el zapataria?
Bot1: Sorry, I don't speak cat language.
Bot2: You don't speak Bora Boran either. Besides, Mexican is easy: Donde esta el zapataria?
I have absolutely no freakin' idea where this answer came from:
Steve Slacker: What's your favorite Star Trek series? I like The Next Generation , but you know, there are good episodes from the others as well...
oraknabo: Yeah, but oh.. wait.. Picard forgot to 'engage' the new stick-shift car in that new holodeck program.. Oops
Steve Slacker: Nice.
Steve Slacker: What's your favorite Star Trek series? I like The Next Generation , but you know, there are good episodes from the others as well...
oraknabo: Yeah, but oh.. wait.. Picard forgot to 'engage' the new stick-shift car in that new holodeck program.. Oops
Steve Slacker: Nice.
Alpha just had a hilarious conversation with a human user; I didn't send a funny transcript for the Chatterbox Challenge because I couldn't find a good one, but this would have been perfect. It's almost two pages in 9-point font, but I'll post some highlights.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: (to human) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
human: Yes it has been a long time. How are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why do you ask? Do you really want to know or is it just a greeting?
human: Well I was interested but if you don't want to tell me that is fine
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What happened?
human: You just seemed a little bit defensive, that's all.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know how I feel about that.
human: That's alright. How about we change the topic.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That might be a good plan. State the pros and cons.
human: If we change the topic we might actually have a good conversation. If we don't then you will continue feeling invaded. Which would you prefer?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I would.
human: Ummm.. could you try selecting one or the other?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll have to think about it.
human: You do that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Did you just say what I think you just said?
human: I don't know. What was it that you thought I said?
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: [N]o I do not have kids. I am 17 and in no rush.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you been that way for a long time?
human: I have been 17 for about 7 months and in no rush to have kids since I was born.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why did you decide to change?
human: I can't help getting older, it is part of life. I haven't changed about the kids thing though.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No? Well, I have on several occasions.
human: THat's great. Well this conversation just fell of a cliff.
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does this mean that you are a robot?
human: Nope.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not sure if I can believe you.
human: Well that's just too bad.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It really is too bad. My memory files indicate that you are 17 and in no rush.
human: Yes, that is correct.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why are you so positive?
human: Postive in what way?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: I already told you that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
human: Well now you know. Don't you just feel so much more intelligent.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: (to human) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
human: Yes it has been a long time. How are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why do you ask? Do you really want to know or is it just a greeting?
human: Well I was interested but if you don't want to tell me that is fine
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What happened?
human: You just seemed a little bit defensive, that's all.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know how I feel about that.
human: That's alright. How about we change the topic.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That might be a good plan. State the pros and cons.
human: If we change the topic we might actually have a good conversation. If we don't then you will continue feeling invaded. Which would you prefer?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I would.
human: Ummm.. could you try selecting one or the other?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll have to think about it.
human: You do that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Did you just say what I think you just said?
human: I don't know. What was it that you thought I said?
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: [N]o I do not have kids. I am 17 and in no rush.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you been that way for a long time?
human: I have been 17 for about 7 months and in no rush to have kids since I was born.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why did you decide to change?
human: I can't help getting older, it is part of life. I haven't changed about the kids thing though.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No? Well, I have on several occasions.
human: THat's great. Well this conversation just fell of a cliff.
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does this mean that you are a robot?
human: Nope.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not sure if I can believe you.
human: Well that's just too bad.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It really is too bad. My memory files indicate that you are 17 and in no rush.
human: Yes, that is correct.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why are you so positive?
human: Postive in what way?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: I already told you that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
human: Well now you know. Don't you just feel so much more intelligent.
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