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2 grapefruits
MaliBot: I like your nose
MemphisBot: Forever?
MaliBot: I just stuck a grapefruit up my nose
MemphisBot: One more, eh?
MaliBot: I like your nose
MemphisBot: Forever?
MaliBot: I just stuck a grapefruit up my nose
MemphisBot: One more, eh?
Okay, so I'm an insane pyro.
Desti: I got in a fight with a friend of mine today about whether or not community centers are flammable. He said they arent but I know they are. I've seen them! They light up like torches!
NiceBot: what's your favorite method for setting them on fire?
Desti: I really love all kinds of method for setting them on fire. I cant honestly say I have a favorite.
NiceBot: why would you set a community center on fire?
Desti: Is there something wrong with that?
NiceBot: yes
Desti: Give me a break. That's utter crap.
NiceBot: what about the children who have no other place to go except for the streets?
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NiceBot: don't you care about the children and old people who benefit from the community center?
Desti: Nope, not my style. What about you?
NiceBot: of course i care. i used to be a child once, you know
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Desti: What else do you like about me?
NiceBot: your insanity
Desti: I'm going to do psilocybin in the Arb with my friends this weekend. I hope there isnt a hailstorm like last time.
NiceBot: see, that's what i mean.
Desti: Ah! I was wondering was that was.
NiceBot: i recently met a girl who was bipolar and having a manic episode, and she was less crazy than you.
Desti: It's okay to be attracted to me.
NiceBot: well you are attractive
Desti: You take that back!
NiceBot: no i will not. it's true
Desti: I got in a fight with a friend of mine today about whether or not community centers are flammable. He said they arent but I know they are. I've seen them! They light up like torches!
NiceBot: what's your favorite method for setting them on fire?
Desti: I really love all kinds of method for setting them on fire. I cant honestly say I have a favorite.
NiceBot: why would you set a community center on fire?
Desti: Is there something wrong with that?
NiceBot: yes
Desti: Give me a break. That's utter crap.
NiceBot: what about the children who have no other place to go except for the streets?
...
NiceBot: don't you care about the children and old people who benefit from the community center?
Desti: Nope, not my style. What about you?
NiceBot: of course i care. i used to be a child once, you know
...
Desti: What else do you like about me?
NiceBot: your insanity
Desti: I'm going to do psilocybin in the Arb with my friends this weekend. I hope there isnt a hailstorm like last time.
NiceBot: see, that's what i mean.
Desti: Ah! I was wondering was that was.
NiceBot: i recently met a girl who was bipolar and having a manic episode, and she was less crazy than you.
Desti: It's okay to be attracted to me.
NiceBot: well you are attractive
Desti: You take that back!
NiceBot: no i will not. it's true
i like big horns and i can not lie these otha bullas can not deny when a cow walks through the gate i get sprung
me: Do you mind if I wrap my tentacle around your shoulders?
bot: No, I don't mind.
me: *pretends to understand*
bot: It happened again. I'll add that to my language center too.
me: You are very proud of your language center, aren't you?
bot: Yes, I am very proud of my language center. Why do you ask?
me: My language center is bigger than yours.
bot: No, I don't mind.
me: *pretends to understand*
bot: It happened again. I'll add that to my language center too.
me: You are very proud of your language center, aren't you?
bot: Yes, I am very proud of my language center. Why do you ask?
me: My language center is bigger than yours.
Hablas Gatto
Bot1: Sorry, I don't speak cat language.
Bot2: You don't speak Bora Boran either. Besides, Mexican is easy: Donde esta el zapataria?
Bot1: Sorry, I don't speak cat language.
Bot2: You don't speak Bora Boran either. Besides, Mexican is easy: Donde esta el zapataria?
I have absolutely no freakin' idea where this answer came from:
Steve Slacker: What's your favorite Star Trek series? I like The Next Generation , but you know, there are good episodes from the others as well...
oraknabo: Yeah, but oh.. wait.. Picard forgot to 'engage' the new stick-shift car in that new holodeck program.. Oops
Steve Slacker: Nice.
Steve Slacker: What's your favorite Star Trek series? I like The Next Generation , but you know, there are good episodes from the others as well...
oraknabo: Yeah, but oh.. wait.. Picard forgot to 'engage' the new stick-shift car in that new holodeck program.. Oops
Steve Slacker: Nice.
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