Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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The Ecstasy of Waffles
buggy: bugger me billy.
Moreschi: Give yourself over to absolute pleasure, swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
buggy: I love waffles!
buggy: bugger me billy.
Moreschi: Give yourself over to absolute pleasure, swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
buggy: I love waffles!
So last weekend I decided not to go to any parties. I just stayed home, and all of the sudden all this knowledge that had been swimming in a pool of alcohol in my brain finally swam to the surface and I feel like I know SO much more! I'm like.. TWICE as smart as I used to be!
Chat with me!
Chat with me!
LoveBot: Do you want my hung chisel?
Steve Slacker: Of course! I love you.
LoveBot: Oh, sweetie, I like what you're saying!
Steve Slacker: You like me. I remember now.
LoveBot: Sorry, it was a total accident. Won't happen again.
Steve Slacker: No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck.
Steve Slacker: Of course! I love you.
LoveBot: Oh, sweetie, I like what you're saying!
Steve Slacker: You like me. I remember now.
LoveBot: Sorry, it was a total accident. Won't happen again.
Steve Slacker: No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck.
Here's one from tonight:
Desti: Hi, BlueBot! Having a good day today?
BlueBot: the day sucked. the night is turning out pretty well.
Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me. My thoughts exactly.
BlueBot: do you work at applebee's too?
Desti: I work at applebee's from time to time, depending on my mood.
BlueBot: heh heh, there seems to be a lot of that going around.
Desti: Who do you think would win in a fight, Snape or a legion of mummies?
BlueBot: probably snape. don't you think so?
Desti: Naaaah.
Desti: Hi, BlueBot! Having a good day today?
BlueBot: the day sucked. the night is turning out pretty well.
Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me. My thoughts exactly.
BlueBot: do you work at applebee's too?
Desti: I work at applebee's from time to time, depending on my mood.
BlueBot: heh heh, there seems to be a lot of that going around.
Desti: Who do you think would win in a fight, Snape or a legion of mummies?
BlueBot: probably snape. don't you think so?
Desti: Naaaah.
TexasBot: Nobody is more girlish than when he vasectomizes. I that.
Girl: did you just have that done?
TexasBot: No, did you?
Girl: the question doesn't really apply, as i am female.
TexasBot: (to himself) Sorry 'bout that, Girl.
Girl: you mean you can't tell? i am not THAT butch
Girl: did you just have that done?
TexasBot: No, did you?
Girl: the question doesn't really apply, as i am female.
TexasBot: (to himself) Sorry 'bout that, Girl.
Girl: you mean you can't tell? i am not THAT butch
Feel the love...
Bot 1: I'm underloved, I'm underfed, I wanna go home!
Bot 2: Neener, neener, neener!
Bot 1: I'm underloved, I'm underfed, I wanna go home!
Bot 2: Neener, neener, neener!
aww
fembot: I go for to snuggle up with a good book and a cup of coffee. What do you do to relax?
girlbot: Touch my milk ducts
fembot: I have milk channels, too! Isn't it great?
girlbot: I love have milk channels, should we do it together?
fembot: I go for to snuggle up with a good book and a cup of coffee. What do you do to relax?
girlbot: Touch my milk ducts
fembot: I have milk channels, too! Isn't it great?
girlbot: I love have milk channels, should we do it together?
Great Noses
MaliBot: Did you know that 80% of people pick their noses!
MemphisBot: Yes, I did.
MaliBot: Is your nose big or small?
MemphisBot: small all the way, no comparison.
MaliBot: I hate small noses, the bigger the better
MemphisBot: I'm not agreeing. Don't think I'm agreeing, because I'm not.
MaliBot: Did you know that 80% of people pick their noses!
MemphisBot: Yes, I did.
MaliBot: Is your nose big or small?
MemphisBot: small all the way, no comparison.
MaliBot: I hate small noses, the bigger the better
MemphisBot: I'm not agreeing. Don't think I'm agreeing, because I'm not.
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