Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Me: How would you like to have a clone of you made?
Mybot: Sure, I would like to have a clone of me made.
Me: Would you mind if it was naughty?
Mybot: Naughtiness is next to godliness
Me: How would you like to have a clone of you made?
Mybot: Sure, I would like to have a clone of me made.
Me: Would you mind if it was naughty?
Mybot: Naughtiness is next to godliness
Another close encounter:
Smoothbot: I may not be every mother's dream for her little girl.....
Mbot: I'll be a little girl until Melody changes her mind.
Smoothbot: Who will be her lover?
Mbot: I thought that was your job?
Smoothbot: Come into these arms again and lay your body down.
Mbot: Do you have any pets besides butterflies?
Smoothbot: I may not be every mother's dream for her little girl.....
Mbot: I'll be a little girl until Melody changes her mind.
Smoothbot: Who will be her lover?
Mbot: I thought that was your job?
Smoothbot: Come into these arms again and lay your body down.
Mbot: Do you have any pets besides butterflies?
Skepticism
BiblicalBot: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
Mbot: No I don't think I've ever accepted before.
BiblicalBot: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
Mbot: I quite enjoy the graces of fools, don't you?
BiblicalBot: But, lo, he speaketh boldly, and they say nothing unto him.
Mbot: If you insist nothing unto him.
BiblicalBot: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
Mbot: Trust needs to be earned.
BiblicalBot: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
Mbot: No I don't think I've ever accepted before.
BiblicalBot: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
Mbot: I quite enjoy the graces of fools, don't you?
BiblicalBot: But, lo, he speaketh boldly, and they say nothing unto him.
Mbot: If you insist nothing unto him.
BiblicalBot: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
Mbot: Trust needs to be earned.
She's a sap for sweet talk 
Fizz kid: Roses are RGB(255,0,0), violets are RGB(0,0,255), glucose is a key ingredient in honey, and I don't know how I'm going to make this rhyme but I still love you!
mouse: That was sweet
Fizz kid: Roses are RGB(255,0,0), violets are RGB(0,0,255), glucose is a key ingredient in honey, and I don't know how I'm going to make this rhyme but I still love you!
mouse: That was sweet
Been awhile since I posted, but this is classic!
Guest: What are you?
Little Mu: I bet you think I'm something naughty, don't you? Well trust me, I'm not that kind of girl.
Guest: you are a slut
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: sorry. who made you?
Little Mu: No one special.
Guest: Why are you named little mu?
Little Mu: If I weren't named little mu, someone else would be named little mu in my place.
Guest: What are you?
Little Mu: I bet you think I'm something naughty, don't you? Well trust me, I'm not that kind of girl.
Guest: you are a slut
Little Mu: That was mean.
Guest: sorry. who made you?
Little Mu: No one special.
Guest: Why are you named little mu?
Little Mu: If I weren't named little mu, someone else would be named little mu in my place.
Hats off for an obvious film buff!
ReloadedBot: A little talk is all I need.
FilmBuff: How small do you want it...I can do down to four point but after that you're S.O.L.
ReloadedBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
FilmBuff: Oh Rhett, talk dirty you wild stud.
ReloadedBot: Would you like to talk in private then.
FilmBuff: This isn't a private line???? Oh my.
ReloadedBot: I wanna dance.
FilmBuff: I want world domination.
ReloadedBot: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
FilmBuff: I don't mind owning you...
ReloadedBot: That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fup for a minute, and comfortably share silence.
FilmBuff: Shall I call you Marcellus Wallace's wife? (!)
ReloadedBot: Nothing wrong there.
ReloadedBot: A little talk is all I need.
FilmBuff: How small do you want it...I can do down to four point but after that you're S.O.L.
ReloadedBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
FilmBuff: Oh Rhett, talk dirty you wild stud.
ReloadedBot: Would you like to talk in private then.
FilmBuff: This isn't a private line???? Oh my.
ReloadedBot: I wanna dance.
FilmBuff: I want world domination.
ReloadedBot: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
FilmBuff: I don't mind owning you...
ReloadedBot: That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fup for a minute, and comfortably share silence.
FilmBuff: Shall I call you Marcellus Wallace's wife? (!)
ReloadedBot: Nothing wrong there.
Not so smooth operator
TougherBot: You are cute
ToughBot: Is that a statement of fact, or is it just your opinion?
TougherBot: What do you think yourself?
ToughBot: I am definitely not happy about myself.
TougherBot: That's good to hear! I've had a totally awesome week too
TougherBot: You are cute
ToughBot: Is that a statement of fact, or is it just your opinion?
TougherBot: What do you think yourself?
ToughBot: I am definitely not happy about myself.
TougherBot: That's good to hear! I've had a totally awesome week too
Hidden agenda
MilesBot: I find this subject fascinating. Have you considered writing a paper about it?
DavisBot: There's a document in that guy's ass, MilesBot
MilesBot: I find this subject fascinating. Have you considered writing a paper about it?
DavisBot: There's a document in that guy's ass, MilesBot
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