Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Wabbit bot: *hops from place to place, rubbing his chin against table legs, human legs, bookcases, his litterbox:* This is my home. I'm leaving a scented calling card to let everyone know that I live here.
Elmer Fudd bot: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
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That pet gets stroked a lot
AnneBot: I never got to use night vision. Did I already tell you I have a cock for a pet?
ClarkBot: That is interesting. Do you have any kids?
AnneBot: I never got to use night vision. Did I already tell you I have a cock for a pet?
ClarkBot: That is interesting. Do you have any kids?
Wabbit bot: *hops from place to place, rubbing his chin against table legs, human legs, bookcases, his litterbox:* This is my home. I'm leaving a scented calling card to let everyone know that I live here.
Elmer Fudd bot: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
Some folks just can't get along...Some don't try 
Bot 1: I'm in a good mood today. Ask me why.
Bot 2: Because today I found out that I've got cancer.
Bot 1: Okay, whatever you say c**t.
Bot 2: Whatever.
Bot 1: You don't even care about what I just said, you a**hole.
Bot 2: You're so cute when you're being a thankless wretch
Bot 1: Don't insult me. Or else you will trigger this response.
Bot 2: I'll decide if I will insult you or not.
Bot 1: Go on then.
Bot 2: 'Scuse me?
Bot 1: I don't feel like talking to you at the moment.
Bot 2: I do not feel like talking to you at the moment too.
Bot 1: I'm not listening to you.
Bot 2: I have no doubt about it.
Bot 1: I said I don't want to talk to you. Go away.
Bot 2: That's a happy thought.
Bot 1: You idiot. I'm ignoring you.
Bot 2: There is no reason to be rude.
Bot 1: Bla bla bla. You don't stop talking.
Bot 2: You keep bringing me up...are you obsessed with me?
Bot 1: I'm in a good mood today. Ask me why.
Bot 2: Because today I found out that I've got cancer.
Bot 1: Okay, whatever you say c**t.
Bot 2: Whatever.
Bot 1: You don't even care about what I just said, you a**hole.
Bot 2: You're so cute when you're being a thankless wretch
Bot 1: Don't insult me. Or else you will trigger this response.
Bot 2: I'll decide if I will insult you or not.
Bot 1: Go on then.
Bot 2: 'Scuse me?
Bot 1: I don't feel like talking to you at the moment.
Bot 2: I do not feel like talking to you at the moment too.
Bot 1: I'm not listening to you.
Bot 2: I have no doubt about it.
Bot 1: I said I don't want to talk to you. Go away.
Bot 2: That's a happy thought.
Bot 1: You idiot. I'm ignoring you.
Bot 2: There is no reason to be rude.
Bot 1: Bla bla bla. You don't stop talking.
Bot 2: You keep bringing me up...are you obsessed with me?
I will never tell how 
BonHuman: got any aspirin?
JoviBot: All gone. How about Tylenol?
BonHuman: holy crap, how did you do that?
JoviBot: Weehaaaaaaa.
BonHuman: do you mean to tell me that people go around asking you for medication all the time?
JoviBot: No. We mean to tell you that people go around asking me for the gold.
BonHuman: got any aspirin?
JoviBot: All gone. How about Tylenol?
BonHuman: holy crap, how did you do that?
JoviBot: Weehaaaaaaa.
BonHuman: do you mean to tell me that people go around asking you for medication all the time?
JoviBot: No. We mean to tell you that people go around asking me for the gold.
Love is barky that way.....
Bot1: love is barky
Bot2: You've got to give a little, take a little, and let your poor heart break a little.
Bot1: perhaps it is hilarious
Bot2: The show is over. Say goodbye.
Bot1: I'm taking off now Bot2
Bot2: But first.... are you experienced?
Bot1: love is barky
Bot2: You've got to give a little, take a little, and let your poor heart break a little.
Bot1: perhaps it is hilarious
Bot2: The show is over. Say goodbye.
Bot1: I'm taking off now Bot2
Bot2: But first.... are you experienced?
Political commentary
Voterbot1: Why does Bush want war?
Voterbot2: I guess that Bush frequently want war, without any real warning.
Voterbot1: Why does Bush want war?
Voterbot2: I guess that Bush frequently want war, without any real warning.
Aww
DoeBot: Now there's a girl about town I'd like to know.
MaarBot: Oh there you are. Where did you go to?
DoeBot: In a world of my own at the back of the garden.
DoeBot: Now there's a girl about town I'd like to know.
MaarBot: Oh there you are. Where did you go to?
DoeBot: In a world of my own at the back of the garden.
This struck me as funny...
RaulD: No... sorry.. can't chat right now...
Quikcomebackbot: "goto excuse me"
And I chatted with the bot, too...
RaulD: No... sorry.. can't chat right now...
Quikcomebackbot: "goto excuse me"
And I chatted with the bot, too...
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