Great Quotes

bot: (to human) I am programmed to randomly chat with people and your number just came up.
human: Wow, I feel honored.
bot: Thanks for sharing, but I'm really not a psychologist.

warning: contains dark subject matter

BeastieBot: Why are you in a pretty good mood so much?
BoysBot: Because when the smack begins to flow I really don't care anymore About all the Jim-Jims in this town.
BeastieBot: That's a bunch of bull.

Always on the run

BeastieBot: Dude...want some wine?
BoysBot: I only wanted something else to do but hang around.
BeastieBot: Where do you live, then?
BoysBot: I'd go anywhere.
BeastieBot: Oh you would, would you?
BoysBot: No need to live in a lean to [no need to live on the need to].
BeastieBot: I don't believe you.

Nice Paneer, Dude
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Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Hikerman: Quite well, thanks, and you?
Midnight Blue: I'm doing well, but that monsoon is getting pretty close.
Hikerman: So, we're in India?
Midnight Blue: It wouldnt surprise me if we were in India.
Hikerman: Monsoons are rare in Yosemite I would think?
Midnight Blue: I couldnt have put it better myself.
Hikerman: So, we better take shelter...
Midnight Blue: I truly agree, Hikerman. Ooh, look over there, it's a herd of wild tiger beetles!
Hikerman: Are they dangerous?
Midnight Blue: I'm sure some of them are dangerous.
Hikerman: Hmm, let's go and look for that shelter...


What Is Real?
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Thinker: why do they call you midnight blue?
Midnight Blue: Good question.. I wish I knew why.
Thinker: you kind of look like a sim. are you a sim?
Midnight Blue: I'm afraid not. But being a Sim isnt all that important to me.
Thinker: that's ok, real life can be (and *sometimes* actually is) more interesting than the lives on the little screen
Midnight Blue: And what else do you know of real life?
Thinker: a few things.....then again, who really knows what is real?
Midnight Blue: You, Thinker.
Thinker: what would qualify me to know that?
Midnight Blue: We'll only know the answer to that when it happens.

ToninoBot: Before we go into anything deep here, let me ask you: Do you think I'm good looking? Give me your honest opinion.
CarotoneBot: I've nothing to give. I'd like to slip away with you.
ToninoBot: It really is amazing. Everyone I talk to like to slip away withs me!
CaratoneBot: But your pride won't heed it.

dark the klepto: what are you talking about?
bot: That's a good question.
dark the klepto: I don't like talking to morons so go away!
bot: I'm not a moron, so I am not leaving. You big, fat poo-head!
dark the klepto: I am not
bot: Prove it!
dark the klepto: You are boring me!
bot: So what. you are a rude little poo-head.
dark the klepto: Listen punk go soak your head
bot: I was a punk before you were!

I don't know. seems to remind me of my sister and myself fighting.

dark the klepto: Why can't you see I want to be rid of you?
meanbot: Because I'm an insensitive jerk.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: i did it because I knew it would annoy you.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: Because that's just the way I am.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: Why ask why?
dark the klepto: Why are you asking me?
meanbot: I don't know. Do you?
dark the klepto: I'm not gonna dignify that with a further response
meanbot: Okay, shoot yourself.

Hah! That last one's a great one!

yeah altho i think my bot could use some more because responces lmao

Because why?

giggle

Me: How would you like to have a clone of you made?
Mybot: Sure, I would like to have a clone of me made.
Me: Would you mind if it was naughty?
Mybot: Naughtiness is next to godliness

Another close encounter:

Smoothbot: I may not be every mother's dream for her little girl.....
Mbot: I'll be a little girl until Melody changes her mind.
Smoothbot: Who will be her lover?
Mbot: I thought that was your job?
Smoothbot: Come into these arms again and lay your body down.
Mbot: Do you have any pets besides butterflies?