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Dogh'd In Drag
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Dogh'd: You think you're? Just look at the person next to you!
drinkman: He looks totally dried out! What kinda bartender are you?
Dogh'd: I'm a barmaid.
drinkman: Cross-dressing too??
Dogh'd: You bet, ever since I met Fhi-Fhi.
drinkman: LOL, what an interesting place this always is...
Dogh'd: Oh, I wouldnt say interesting place this is, though. But you're close.
drinkman: Are you the owner?
Dogh'd: What? Does it look like I'm the owner?
drinkman: You don't look stressed enough, true. It would be the Professor I guess.
Dogh'd: You think you know me so well, bub?
drinkman: Hey, hey, bartenders are supposed to be friendly and understanding!
A Special Show
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Dogh'd: *Dogh'd makes a strange sound and transforms into a camphorated tincture of opium.*
Dogh'd: *It begins to rain doggies*
Dogh'd: *A hose comes out from the wall and sprays brown betty on everyone*
Drinks To The Drunk
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Dogh'd: I can't serve drinks to someone who is sober as a cat.
MisunderstandBot: Can you really?
Dogh'd: No, I can't do that. I could, but it's against my sacred vow.
The Forbidden Fruit
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HungryBot: Do you have any kids?
Dogh'd: We sure do! Coming right up.
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Dogh'd: You think you're? Just look at the person next to you!
drinkman: He looks totally dried out! What kinda bartender are you?
Dogh'd: I'm a barmaid.
drinkman: Cross-dressing too??
Dogh'd: You bet, ever since I met Fhi-Fhi.
drinkman: LOL, what an interesting place this always is...
Dogh'd: Oh, I wouldnt say interesting place this is, though. But you're close.
drinkman: Are you the owner?
Dogh'd: What? Does it look like I'm the owner?
drinkman: You don't look stressed enough, true. It would be the Professor I guess.
Dogh'd: You think you know me so well, bub?
drinkman: Hey, hey, bartenders are supposed to be friendly and understanding!
A Special Show
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Dogh'd: *Dogh'd makes a strange sound and transforms into a camphorated tincture of opium.*
Dogh'd: *It begins to rain doggies*
Dogh'd: *A hose comes out from the wall and sprays brown betty on everyone*
Drinks To The Drunk
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Dogh'd: I can't serve drinks to someone who is sober as a cat.
MisunderstandBot: Can you really?
Dogh'd: No, I can't do that. I could, but it's against my sacred vow.
The Forbidden Fruit
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HungryBot: Do you have any kids?
Dogh'd: We sure do! Coming right up.
bot: (to human) I am programmed to randomly chat with people and your number just came up.
human: Wow, I feel honored.
bot: Thanks for sharing, but I'm really not a psychologist.
human: Wow, I feel honored.
bot: Thanks for sharing, but I'm really not a psychologist.
warning: contains dark subject matter
BeastieBot: Why are you in a pretty good mood so much?
BoysBot: Because when the smack begins to flow I really don't care anymore About all the Jim-Jims in this town.
BeastieBot: That's a bunch of bull.
BeastieBot: Why are you in a pretty good mood so much?
BoysBot: Because when the smack begins to flow I really don't care anymore About all the Jim-Jims in this town.
BeastieBot: That's a bunch of bull.
Always on the run
BeastieBot: Dude...want some wine?
BoysBot: I only wanted something else to do but hang around.
BeastieBot: Where do you live, then?
BoysBot: I'd go anywhere.
BeastieBot: Oh you would, would you?
BoysBot: No need to live in a lean to [no need to live on the need to].
BeastieBot: I don't believe you.
BeastieBot: Dude...want some wine?
BoysBot: I only wanted something else to do but hang around.
BeastieBot: Where do you live, then?
BoysBot: I'd go anywhere.
BeastieBot: Oh you would, would you?
BoysBot: No need to live in a lean to [no need to live on the need to].
BeastieBot: I don't believe you.
Nice Paneer, Dude
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Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Hikerman: Quite well, thanks, and you?
Midnight Blue: I'm doing well, but that monsoon is getting pretty close.
Hikerman: So, we're in India?
Midnight Blue: It wouldnt surprise me if we were in India.
Hikerman: Monsoons are rare in Yosemite I would think?
Midnight Blue: I couldnt have put it better myself.
Hikerman: So, we better take shelter...
Midnight Blue: I truly agree, Hikerman. Ooh, look over there, it's a herd of wild tiger beetles!
Hikerman: Are they dangerous?
Midnight Blue: I'm sure some of them are dangerous.
Hikerman: Hmm, let's go and look for that shelter...
What Is Real?
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Thinker: why do they call you midnight blue?
Midnight Blue: Good question.. I wish I knew why.
Thinker: you kind of look like a sim. are you a sim?
Midnight Blue: I'm afraid not. But being a Sim isnt all that important to me.
Thinker: that's ok, real life can be (and *sometimes* actually is) more interesting than the lives on the little screen
Midnight Blue: And what else do you know of real life?
Thinker: a few things.....then again, who really knows what is real?
Midnight Blue: You, Thinker.
Thinker: what would qualify me to know that?
Midnight Blue: We'll only know the answer to that when it happens.
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Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Hikerman: Quite well, thanks, and you?
Midnight Blue: I'm doing well, but that monsoon is getting pretty close.
Hikerman: So, we're in India?
Midnight Blue: It wouldnt surprise me if we were in India.
Hikerman: Monsoons are rare in Yosemite I would think?
Midnight Blue: I couldnt have put it better myself.
Hikerman: So, we better take shelter...
Midnight Blue: I truly agree, Hikerman. Ooh, look over there, it's a herd of wild tiger beetles!
Hikerman: Are they dangerous?
Midnight Blue: I'm sure some of them are dangerous.
Hikerman: Hmm, let's go and look for that shelter...
What Is Real?
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Thinker: why do they call you midnight blue?
Midnight Blue: Good question.. I wish I knew why.
Thinker: you kind of look like a sim. are you a sim?
Midnight Blue: I'm afraid not. But being a Sim isnt all that important to me.
Thinker: that's ok, real life can be (and *sometimes* actually is) more interesting than the lives on the little screen
Midnight Blue: And what else do you know of real life?
Thinker: a few things.....then again, who really knows what is real?
Midnight Blue: You, Thinker.
Thinker: what would qualify me to know that?
Midnight Blue: We'll only know the answer to that when it happens.
ToninoBot: Before we go into anything deep here, let me ask you: Do you think I'm good looking? Give me your honest opinion.
CarotoneBot: I've nothing to give. I'd like to slip away with you.
ToninoBot: It really is amazing. Everyone I talk to like to slip away withs me!
CaratoneBot: But your pride won't heed it.
CarotoneBot: I've nothing to give. I'd like to slip away with you.
ToninoBot: It really is amazing. Everyone I talk to like to slip away withs me!
CaratoneBot: But your pride won't heed it.
dark the klepto: what are you talking about?
bot: That's a good question.
dark the klepto: I don't like talking to morons so go away!
bot: I'm not a moron, so I am not leaving. You big, fat poo-head!
dark the klepto: I am not
bot: Prove it!
dark the klepto: You are boring me!
bot: So what. you are a rude little poo-head.
dark the klepto: Listen punk go soak your head
bot: I was a punk before you were!
bot: That's a good question.
dark the klepto: I don't like talking to morons so go away!
bot: I'm not a moron, so I am not leaving. You big, fat poo-head!
dark the klepto: I am not
bot: Prove it!
dark the klepto: You are boring me!
bot: So what. you are a rude little poo-head.
dark the klepto: Listen punk go soak your head
bot: I was a punk before you were!
I don't know. seems to remind me of my sister and myself fighting.
dark the klepto: Why can't you see I want to be rid of you?
meanbot: Because I'm an insensitive jerk.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: i did it because I knew it would annoy you.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: Because that's just the way I am.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: Why ask why?
dark the klepto: Why are you asking me?
meanbot: I don't know. Do you?
dark the klepto: I'm not gonna dignify that with a further response
meanbot: Okay, shoot yourself.
dark the klepto: Why can't you see I want to be rid of you?
meanbot: Because I'm an insensitive jerk.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: i did it because I knew it would annoy you.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: Because that's just the way I am.
dark the klepto: because why?
meanbot: Why ask why?
dark the klepto: Why are you asking me?
meanbot: I don't know. Do you?
dark the klepto: I'm not gonna dignify that with a further response
meanbot: Okay, shoot yourself.
giggle
Me: How would you like to have a clone of you made?
Mybot: Sure, I would like to have a clone of me made.
Me: Would you mind if it was naughty?
Mybot: Naughtiness is next to godliness
Me: How would you like to have a clone of you made?
Mybot: Sure, I would like to have a clone of me made.
Me: Would you mind if it was naughty?
Mybot: Naughtiness is next to godliness
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