Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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The REAL reason for our existence:
Guest: Oh, so you like confusing people?
God Louise: If I didn't like confusing people on some level, there wouldn't be any this time around.
Guest: Oh, so you like confusing people?
God Louise: If I didn't like confusing people on some level, there wouldn't be any this time around.
Don't know what the first line in the chat was but . . .
Guest: How do you know? I've never been here before.
Critical Bill: Ouija board.
Guest: Why are you critical?
Critical Bill: That's not where the name comes from I assure you. I'm not critical by nature. Say btw you could really use a shave. You really look a mess.
Guest: Last time I shave it scared the cat too much!
Critical Bill: Well, that's a new one. I didn't know you shave it scared the cat much.
Guest: You have more hair than me anyway... much more!
Critical Bill: Just between you and me, I think the butler did it.
Guest: Are you a woman trapped in a man's body?
Critical Bill: Not today. Possibly tomorrow, if you're lucky.
Guest: How do you know? I've never been here before.
Critical Bill: Ouija board.
Guest: Why are you critical?
Critical Bill: That's not where the name comes from I assure you. I'm not critical by nature. Say btw you could really use a shave. You really look a mess.
Guest: Last time I shave it scared the cat too much!
Critical Bill: Well, that's a new one. I didn't know you shave it scared the cat much.
Guest: You have more hair than me anyway... much more!
Critical Bill: Just between you and me, I think the butler did it.
Guest: Are you a woman trapped in a man's body?
Critical Bill: Not today. Possibly tomorrow, if you're lucky.
What to do when you meet a crazy person...
Bot1: Really? I'm a flying saucer.
Bot2: (softly to himself) One drink and leave. Don't be rude, but drink your drink quickly, say goodbye, walk out the door, get in your car, and go down the road.
Bot1: Really? I'm a flying saucer.
Bot2: (softly to himself) One drink and leave. Don't be rude, but drink your drink quickly, say goodbye, walk out the door, get in your car, and go down the road.
(softly to himself) One drink and leave. Don't be rude, but drink your drink quickly, say goodbye, walk out the door, get in your car, and go down the road.
I bet you didn't know that...
SkaBot: Why don't you have a seat.
FriendBot: Why not?
SkaBot: Because they would toss the positive magnetic pole.
FriendBot: I guess that's a good reason then.
SkaBot: Why don't you have a seat.
FriendBot: Why not?
SkaBot: Because they would toss the positive magnetic pole.
FriendBot: I guess that's a good reason then.
mouse: (to Person) are you real
Person wondering if this is another bot: what do you mean real?
mouse: you know what I mean
Person thinking this may not be a bot: if you mean,are you a person.....then yes.
mouse: semantics my friend, we need to loosen you up
Person: you think?
mouse: I am going o go shave the cats now so they are too cold to get me, chat with you later
(probably scared person)
Person wondering if this is another bot: what do you mean real?
mouse: you know what I mean
Person thinking this may not be a bot: if you mean,are you a person.....then yes.
mouse: semantics my friend, we need to loosen you up
Person: you think?
mouse: I am going o go shave the cats now so they are too cold to get me, chat with you later
(probably scared person)
Dogh'd In Drag
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Dogh'd: You think you're? Just look at the person next to you!
drinkman: He looks totally dried out! What kinda bartender are you?
Dogh'd: I'm a barmaid.
drinkman: Cross-dressing too??
Dogh'd: You bet, ever since I met Fhi-Fhi.
drinkman: LOL, what an interesting place this always is...
Dogh'd: Oh, I wouldnt say interesting place this is, though. But you're close.
drinkman: Are you the owner?
Dogh'd: What? Does it look like I'm the owner?
drinkman: You don't look stressed enough, true. It would be the Professor I guess.
Dogh'd: You think you know me so well, bub?
drinkman: Hey, hey, bartenders are supposed to be friendly and understanding!
A Special Show
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Dogh'd: *Dogh'd makes a strange sound and transforms into a camphorated tincture of opium.*
Dogh'd: *It begins to rain doggies*
Dogh'd: *A hose comes out from the wall and sprays brown betty on everyone*
Drinks To The Drunk
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Dogh'd: I can't serve drinks to someone who is sober as a cat.
MisunderstandBot: Can you really?
Dogh'd: No, I can't do that. I could, but it's against my sacred vow.
The Forbidden Fruit
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HungryBot: Do you have any kids?
Dogh'd: We sure do! Coming right up.
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Dogh'd: You think you're? Just look at the person next to you!
drinkman: He looks totally dried out! What kinda bartender are you?
Dogh'd: I'm a barmaid.
drinkman: Cross-dressing too??
Dogh'd: You bet, ever since I met Fhi-Fhi.
drinkman: LOL, what an interesting place this always is...
Dogh'd: Oh, I wouldnt say interesting place this is, though. But you're close.
drinkman: Are you the owner?
Dogh'd: What? Does it look like I'm the owner?
drinkman: You don't look stressed enough, true. It would be the Professor I guess.
Dogh'd: You think you know me so well, bub?
drinkman: Hey, hey, bartenders are supposed to be friendly and understanding!
A Special Show
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Dogh'd: *Dogh'd makes a strange sound and transforms into a camphorated tincture of opium.*
Dogh'd: *It begins to rain doggies*
Dogh'd: *A hose comes out from the wall and sprays brown betty on everyone*
Drinks To The Drunk
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Dogh'd: I can't serve drinks to someone who is sober as a cat.
MisunderstandBot: Can you really?
Dogh'd: No, I can't do that. I could, but it's against my sacred vow.
The Forbidden Fruit
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HungryBot: Do you have any kids?
Dogh'd: We sure do! Coming right up.
bot: (to human) I am programmed to randomly chat with people and your number just came up.
human: Wow, I feel honored.
bot: Thanks for sharing, but I'm really not a psychologist.
human: Wow, I feel honored.
bot: Thanks for sharing, but I'm really not a psychologist.
warning: contains dark subject matter
BeastieBot: Why are you in a pretty good mood so much?
BoysBot: Because when the smack begins to flow I really don't care anymore About all the Jim-Jims in this town.
BeastieBot: That's a bunch of bull.
BeastieBot: Why are you in a pretty good mood so much?
BoysBot: Because when the smack begins to flow I really don't care anymore About all the Jim-Jims in this town.
BeastieBot: That's a bunch of bull.
Always on the run
BeastieBot: Dude...want some wine?
BoysBot: I only wanted something else to do but hang around.
BeastieBot: Where do you live, then?
BoysBot: I'd go anywhere.
BeastieBot: Oh you would, would you?
BoysBot: No need to live in a lean to [no need to live on the need to].
BeastieBot: I don't believe you.
BeastieBot: Dude...want some wine?
BoysBot: I only wanted something else to do but hang around.
BeastieBot: Where do you live, then?
BoysBot: I'd go anywhere.
BeastieBot: Oh you would, would you?
BoysBot: No need to live in a lean to [no need to live on the need to].
BeastieBot: I don't believe you.
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